Heckler Quotes - Updated

[Aroshh]

This was on my MP before he was retired, I was dueling a NT (we were level 150-160ish):
NT: Hey wanna duel?
Me: Sure *casts pets* tell me when ur ready
NT: Lemme get the hp buffs and things uh what else?
Me: You mean essence and long/short hp from a doc?
NT: No docs only heal and what's an essence
Me: *Explains about buffs* Are you sure you still wanna duel?
NT: Yea I'll kill you quick just uploaded best nano
Me: *looks at NSD key...* OK
NT: OK I'm flagged (I was surprised when he said this)
We duel and of course I NSD him before he could move
NT: WTF (Edited by Sabynne:Inappropriate) (this goes on for a while)
NT: You must be hacking! (Edited by Sabynne:Inappropriate) GOD DAMIT I'M PETTITONG YOU
Me: Ok...
10 min later
NT: Sorry I yelled at you didn't know about NSD but that wasn't fair you're cheating, and you used pets
Me: How long have you been playing?
NT: 3 days, just got my account from EBay.

Was possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Sorry i just had to quote this one... most funny thing i ever seen on this side... HEHE, i bet u died of laugh when u saw the last tell ROFLMAO

[Jijie]

Oops -

-Actually didn't mean to leave the name in but was really tired when doing it

[Medikated]

Me 175ish agent/Him 110ish Enf

Him: Hey, I need a wrangle quick...
Me: Ok... how much of a wrangle you need?
Him: Biggest
Me: Ok, follow me to the backyard, I have to drain
Him: But I really need it quick...
Me: Well the quicker you get to the backyard, the quicker you get it
<Finally gets to the backyard, go to cast wrangle, not enough NCU>
Me: Free up NCU
Him: Huh?
Me: NCU... you know, the stuff that makes you able to hold buffs?
<no answer>
Me: What ql memory you have in?
Him: ??
<me opens trade window, i put memory in to show him what i'm talking about>
Him: Never seen that before
Me: !!! How did you manage up to you're level with no NCU?
Him: Easy... just stayed in Rome Green the whole time
Me: .... so now you're not only telling me that you don't know what NCU is, but that you've also stayed in RG this whole time?
Him: Yeah...and?
Me: nvm... take care

[Shareida]

Wrangles..:

Me (215 trader)

and

some random 81 Agent.

Location: Highrise 3 Omni1 ent.


He: Hi, wrangle please.

Me: No, im buffing.

He: Well **** you then.

Me: What part of "No" didnt u understand?

(15 mins later and seeing him running around searching for a trader and spamming all channels)

He: Hi wrangle plz.

/ignore

[sorhan]

TL3 alien raid; host logs 205 MP main to lift cloak

60 MA: haha, you are 1 level above my crat
<buffing>
MA: what is best fists to use on aliens? i have chem, energy, and light
me: light?
MA: lightning
me: isn't that the same as energy?
MA: no
<raid starts, he pops dimach on 2nd alien>
MA: omg! <posts his damage>
me: don't you want to save dimach for tree?
MA: don't worry about it

[incident]

Me helping a fellow fixer around my own level (170) to get to Adonis.

We get under water and he falls behing, I go back to get him, the same thing happens again.

Me: Are you lagging?
Him: No, you run so damn fast.
Me: Yeah, runspeed is a fixers best friend, let me guess you havent maxed it lately?
Him: Nah, I`ve never touched my runspeed. It is a waste of IP!
Me: OMG o_O

[Daylanee]

*rofl* just came over from the german forum (registered here yesterday) and laughed my bum off. U made my day, cheers ^^

[madmanrk3]

I hate doubleposting. Should be forbidden ;(

[madmanrk3]

There are very few Players on rk3, compared with the other Servers. Therefore, the new palyers are more probably teached how the Game works, cause the community there is much less anonymous.

But, actually there is a number of People without a Brain :/

I translated some of the worst Episodes of my various Adventures...

Me, Madman123456, 219 Adventurer on rk3 and some of this People:


208 Enf: Can i get IC pls?
me: Im an ADV.
208 Enf: dont they have IC?
me: no, Docs have the Iron Circle.
208 Enf: Advs dont have IC? Do they have other Strength buffs?
me: No, ADVs cant buff any Abilities, with exception of the Boosts (+12). Enforcers have the best Strength buff, Prodigeous Strength, adding 40.
208 Enf: whats that?



210 MP: can i get Parrot pls? (on rk)
me: what use could that have for you? Wanna go to SL?
210 MP: i want to fly
me: theres a MP Nano, its called "Quantum Wings". It will make you fly without being transformed into this squeaking Featherball."
210 MP: What? Where to get that?



189 Fixer: Whats GSF?



112er Keeper: I dont use Auras.



117er Shade: Where can i aquire Guns?
Me: as a Shade, youre better off with piercing weapons.
117er Shade: rigth then, where can i get a piercing Gun? (whats a "piercing gun"?)


64er engi: can you take me to Pandemonium please? I wanna have a burden


from ooc: xxx: WTS Burden of Competence!


And, something that you wont hear from a "Heckler-Kiddie":

"whats a Heckler?"
"You'll soon know..."

[Talan]

Standing at ask island at tiun spot waiting for crat to get there.

218 MA: AT please
216 Soldier: Don't have
Me: ...

If it was me in the place of the soldier it would of been: deleted it, sick of people asking for the same annoying crappy little buff every god-damn 20mins, kthxbye.

[Berim]

Many funny stories but really, also lots of arrogance, rudeness and childish behaviour.

Thumbs up for those of you that tried to educate younger players.

[Escritores]

A while ago i had a lvl 217 Omni MA tell me that Adonis dynas only drop FRN's and not weapons or any other loot it was quite hillarious... Thing is he was absolutely serious about it and got quite offended when i told him what drops there as i was a complete n00b for thinking that... Heh... Gave me a good laugh and some nice screenies for guild forums...

[Taskmage]

Penu medium mission, team: 202 Soldier, 208 Keeper, 194 Doc, 198 Doc (me), 173 MP, 205 NT. Just had mission at 100%, towerattack, Keeper and NT had to leave.
We decided to try to at least kill the familiar; was easy.

Doc2: Ok, now the Dummy
Soli: no chance
Doc2: ?
me: ?
Soli: i go garden, lets get new members and new mission
me: shall we try Halen?
Soli: he'll eat you...im out allready
Doc2: let's try, we can run if he's too hard
Soli: if you like dying...^^
(the remaining three of us kill Halen van Dummy, no problem, just took a while) After fight:
MP: cool, CRU drop, i'll roll
MP: 1 Doc, 2 Doc2, 3 me
Soli: ehm...what?? Want that, too!
MP: cowards don't get rewards
Doc2: you got TMS, you run, you don't get phat loot^^
Soli: what is TMS?
me: Total Mirror Shield?
Doc2: TMS=Total Mirror Shield Oo
Soli: ah - only lasts 20 seconds, it's useless! Get me into that roll!

We went to garden, to get *three* new members...

(Not correct by the word, translated from german)

[Serpentinreturns]

Soli: what is TMS?
me: Total Mirror Shield?
Doc2: TMS=Total Mirror Shield Oo
Soli: ah - only lasts 20 seconds, it's useless! Get me into that roll!

Noooooo....

[Malik]

At Ely hecks (Ripwell) with my 120ish Doc, buffing. I always watch to make sure everyone gets Omni-Med. Keeper in the team, 115ish.

Me: Keeper, clear 45 NCU for Omni-Med pls
minute later
Me: Keeper, pls clear 45 NCU for Omni-med.
Keeper: Sorry, don't have room.
Me: you've not asked for any other buffs, how much room do you have?
L....O....N....G....P....A....U....S....E
Me: Keeper?
Keeper: I'm a keeper, don't need NCU.
Me: er, how much was that again?
Keeper: 15
Me: wow, ok then.

Conversation is paraphrased...

[stormcrow]

happened a long time ago (only just found thread servers dwon and i dotn troll forums much)

ely hecks team of about 120-130's

other agent: omg your such a gimp look your still using ruse 2 ive been using ruse3 for ages
me: k
other agent:u shouldnt be in same team as me i can solo hecks your a gimp
me:heard of behe? size +%
other agent:yeah right
me:what ever
other agent:and your wearing that gimp agent back thing and t1
me:nice carb and tank there m8
other agent:ill od the whole team so ill tank put heal pets on me ill fp enf for mungo

we start of first heck he AS's i AS pull agg perk blah blah hold agg while hes mungo'ing to his hearts content at full rifle range :/ (this is why u need good docs u can trust ^^)

after about the 5th heck i ask when hes gonna start tanking

team:lol
other agent:ill pull

AS 3 hecks come running (were already fighting 1 at the time) we all die

other agent:god dam it doc your a noob why didnt u ch
doc: erm...i used alpha omega to heal you all thats why i died hoped some of you would survive
other agent:dont u know A&O will pull agg just use ch

i laughed when i was bored in beastchat and checked ban list to find him on there :P last time i saw him he was still wearing carb and tank at 205.......

[Saetos]

BTW, to the guy who asked what a "piercing gun" was... closest thing yuo'll get to one is a bayonet (a rifle with a spear-like piece of metal near the end of the barrel, a soldier in Civil War area had a choice to shoot his rifle or stab his enemy, thus being a popular weapon.

This thread btw is one of the most funny threads I've seen and I hope there'll be more and more

[jokzer]

a soldier in Civil War area had a choice to shoot his rifle or stab his enemy, thus being a popular weapon.

Ok, now you're getting a little personal, I know I'm old but not friggin' Civil War old..
In WWI they were staple diet, along with sharpened spades.
Bayonets were in use as late as WWII, although not seeing much action. I'm not too sure but I think they saw action in Korea as well, at least I'm pretty sure the Legionnaires used them at Dien Bien Phu(sp?) in the last day/hours.

[FatBugsy]

http://scotlandonsunday.scotsman.com...m?id=559592004

There was a Scottish bayonet charge in Iraq in May 2004.

[Cenelia]

go scotland