Apartment boss

[eriton]

FC Nerf Apartment wife aggro!!
NERF! NERF! NERF!

/me falls out of chair laughing

[Mortavius]

Landlord has hit you for 2948 points of eviction notice damage. Critical Hit!

ROFLMAO!!!!

[Dormouse]

Well colour me happy. I just clicked on his *(&^*(&% website link and not only did it burn my eyes out, it also crashed IE.

Grats on possibly the worst website I have EVER seen.

And nerf the rotten apt boss idea too.

[Enforcon]

Anyone know why this thread isn't closed yet?

[Docnamdkeeper]

Anyone know why this thread isn't closed yet?

because all the mods are fans of pink panther?

[Lightwood]

Cuz it's so stupid its fun =P Cheers ya up

[Berrenta]

because all the mods are fans of pink panther?

LOL

If this idea goes ingame, make it so that certain mobs will drop discs that you can summon bosses in your apartment. Bring friends to be safe, unless if you are super uber.

[monkier]

LOL

If this idea goes ingame, make it so that certain mobs will drop discs that you can summon bosses in your apartment. Bring friends to be safe, unless if you are super uber.

If this idea goes ingame, i am going to cancel my account, book a flight to oslo, and go beat the **** out of the retard that made it happen. I swear to you.

[Keldros]

Better yet, add a 5% chance of spawning mercs (and 0.3% chance of spawning the beast) every time someone uses the treatment clinic in Borealis FT.

[Kahava]

Better yet, add a 5% chance of spawning mercs (and 0.3% chance of spawning the beast) every time someone uses the treatment clinic in Borealis FT.

Hahaha..
Of course, implementing this will see even more people there (ab)using the poor clinic..

[deniska]

I entered my apaprtment today.
I've checked behind the door.
I've looked under the bed.
I've opened the closet.
I've checked the bathroom.
I've looked in the refrigerator
And there was no Afreet
I was SAD

[MrRaven]

But with this idea you have no privacy in your own home!

[monkier]

come on people, let it die already.

[agentgimpy]

How about monsters under the bed?

To spawn them you just turn out the lights.

[Sefus88]

His last post was like March...I kind miss the guy :P

Sent him a PM:

You still around bro?
need pics of my org.
I have a stone sword box.

[Kahava]

I think he found out this game was over his head by just a tad..
Gotta give him credit for attempting, though, if he really was only 9yo..

[Galilei]

Gridspace Alarm system: "Un-authorized apartment entry detected. Do you want to alarm jobe city guards to check the apartment or check it yourself?" 1) Alarm jobe guards and pay 10k, 2) Check it yourself

*clicks option 2, runs to apartment but doesn't see anyone inside*

Gridspace Alarm system: "Thieves still detected inside the building"

Someone: "Phat l00t!"

*buffs up perception and does the search thingy*

*dozens of Shadowleets pop out of thin air*

Me: "ZOMG! Shadowleets have taken over my apartment!"

20+ level 230+ Shadowleets: "Can I hav3 y0ur stuff?", "Give m3 y0ur cr3dits!"

*gets mugged by shadowleets*

[deniska]

Gridspace Alarm system: "Un-authorized apartment entry detected. Do you want to alarm jobe city guards to check the apartment or check it yourself?" 1) Alarm jobe guards and pay 10k, 2) Check it yourself

*clicks option 2, runs to apartment but doesn't see anyone inside*

Gridspace Alarm system: "Thieves still detected inside the building"

Someone: "Phat l00t!"

*buffs up perception and does the search thingy*

*dozens of Shadowleets pop out of thin air*

Me: "ZOMG! Shadowleets have taken over my apartment!"

20+ level 230+ Shadowleets: "Can I hav3 y0ur stuff?", "Give m3 y0ur cr3dits!"

*gets mugged by shadowleets*

/tell tnet !massinv SH4D0W1337s. Rally: Outside of my appartment!

[lolbbq]

Hmm.. French maids, bartenders, leets and reets.. Yeah, me wanna!

And some whips, chains, paddles, schoolgirl outfits and maybe a nun outfit.. ehh *blush* w/e..

bump for this

[stfudouchebag]

/afk camping beer fridge