Omni-Pol silences free speech!
by An Onymous
Recently Omni-Pol showed up with one of their omni-tekian antics again, after being silent (and thus not annoying) for a relatively long period!
It seems that in an attempt to thwart free speech of every civilian on the planet, they disrupted and destroyed the ever-so-popular public communications means Channel42, claiming that "the channel is only used to spread anti-Omni-Tek propaganda, warmonger and start terrorist attacks".
Upon contacting the channel's hoster, Admiral F. R. Eebie, he claimed that "Omni-Pol had overwritten ALL bot settings, making them spam Omni-Tek propaganda non-stop, and ordering every citizen to 'go kill clanners, or else!'". He also sounded furious on the fact that he'd be up for nights, and it might take him alot of resources and funds "to have to redo them settings now".
As usual Omni-Pol is ofcourse silent as the grave, if only they'd go there themselves too in this reporters humble opinion, pretending nothing happened. Let's just see how much more anti-freedom antics the citizens will put up with!
Will Omni-Pol go crazier by the day? Will they start taping the citizens' mouths shut? How many Omni-Pols does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Read it all in upcoming chitchat magazines!