Tales from the crypt
by An Onymous
We thought we had heard everything there is to about Agrestus and his turmoilous love life, as well as the death of his late ex, but yet again fate amazes us, with some tales from the crypt...
It seems years ago Agrestus crashed here on a stolen ship, having fled from Earth after some very devious deeds. Those deeds? Well it seems that his past is a past he tried, and tries to keep very well hidden. As well as the facts we found out that Laurazuli very well might not be Agrestus' first dead wife, and who knows maybe not even his last...
Digging deep we found out Agrestus was forced to flee from Earth, after 2 women he was married to got mysteriously killed, somewhat similar to the way Laurazuli got killed, leaving faint evidence leading to others.
This might very well be a sign to the behavior as to why Agrestus seems so very reluctant to talk, or even hear others talk about Laurazuli's death.
Will Agrestus end up with more dead wives? Who are his associates? Why won't omni-pol investigate for a change? Read it all in upcoming chitchat magazines!