It would require more than alcohol for a worst case scenario: Frogs, funny looking mushrooms, moldy rye bread, dartboards and a copy of Finnegan's Wake or Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas If you're in a situation where you're going to design perks and all of the above is involved, then that is a worst-case scenario.
Maybe the cherry on top would be that green fairy deal, or would that be the opener?