Funny RP moments/memories?

[Elder]

The most productive psychiatric interview of all time.

ph3ar:
Beynon: In fact, I'm curious to your side of the story.
Feyad mumbles HUNT, ASULE, BERKETT.... hunt, asule, berkett
Beynon: Fine. There's obviously a lot of base hostility. Let's start with Hunt.
Beynon: From what I've heard - be it rumour, fiction... sheer conjecture - you have a form of rivalry.
Feyad mumbles HUNT, ASULE, BERKETT.... hunt, asule, berkett
Beynon acts as if he can't hear the mumbling, talking more loudly and clearly.
Beynon: Hunt's feelings are clear on you, but why do you have such hostility towards him? Is it... jealousy perhaps?
Feyad appears to be ignoring the doctor.
Beynon: Yes, jealousy. Let's go down this route.
Beynon: The DOI often get better results and what could be translated as preferential treatment from the directors, when taking into account what actions they perform in the line of duty.
Feyad mumbles HUNT, ASULE, BERKETT.... hunt, asule, berkett

[Effrit]

That was pretty damn sweet.

[Ciyanid]

Just a lil OOC thingy i had with a friend. Dont know if people find this fun, but if ya'll knew the background, it would be different...

To [Gunfytr]: No need to thank me
[Gunfytr]: pfft..u better be a GREAT piece of virtual ass...thats all i got to say :/
[Gunfytr]: thats almost !login material
To [Gunfytr]: (01:33) [OnTT] Ciyanid: !logon To [Gunfytr]: No need to thank me [Gunfytr]: pfft..u better be a GREAT piece of virtual ass...thats all i got to say :/ (01:33) [OnTT] Buchio: Thank you Ciyanid. You logon message has been set.

[Gunfytr]: ROFL


And this one:

(23:46) [Gunfytr]: ive heard this before...
(23:46) To [Gunfytr]: *This user is not accepting messager nor calls from this connection type anymore. Please try again later*
(23:47) [Gunfytr]: oh, u suck!!

[Gunfytr]

(23:47) [Gunfytr]: oh, u suck!!

qft

[Ciyanid]

Im sensing this is going to be a war here?

(03:37) [Channel42] Gunfytr: anything i can do?
(03:37) [Channel42] Ciyanid: NO
(03:38) [Channel42] Ciyanid: Absolutely no
(03:38) [Channel42] Gunfytr: Now whos got the dirty mind?
(03:38) [Channel42] Ciyanid: I didnt mean it that way!
(03:38) [Channel42] Gunfytr: uh huh, sure u didnt
(03:38) [Channel42] Ciyanid: i did not!
(03:38) [Channel42] Gunfytr: dont make me come out there and pull ur tail *grins*
(03:39) [Channel42] Ciyanid: it's a friend, who had a rough few months and im gonna help Him so he wont be.. Im just gonna help a friend.
(03:39) [Channel42] Gunfytr: give him a lil "therepy", maybe?
(03:39) [Channel42] Ciyanid: ...no.
(03:40) [Channel42] Ciyanid: And yer not coming even close to my tail!
(03:40) [Channel42] Gunfytr: seriously, anything i can help with?
(03:40) [Channel42] Gunfytr: but its such a NICE tail!
(03:40) [Channel42] Ciyanid: No you cant.
(03:40) [Channel42] Ciyanid: ...

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(14:28) [Channel42] Channel42: Julia "Ciyanid" Gilliano (217/15 Clan Adventurer, OnTT) has joined Channel42
(14:33) [Channel42] Ciyanid: *yawns* Morning 42
(14:34) [Channel42] Gunfytr: mornin darlin
(14:34) [Channel42] Ciyanid: ...darlin? Pff!
(14:34) [Channel42] Gunfytr: *luaghs*
(14:34) [Channel42] Ciyanid: Screw you, Gunny.
(14:35) [Channel42] Gunfytr: didnt u atready...? nvmd
(14:36) [Channel42] Ciyanid: *stays silent, trying not to say anything stupid*
(14:36) [Channel42] Gunfytr: *thinks thatsd a good idea
(14:38) [Channel42] Ciyanid: *mumbles* ...idiot..
(14:38) [Channel42] Gunfytr: *big smile*

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Come to think, WHY are all of thes ebetween Julia and Gun, huh?

[MrTrocks]

Mrtox looks at the leet
Mrtrox: Hi there.
Foxylady sits and takes a leak on Mrtrox's boots
Mrtrox grabs the leet and throws it into a bag labeled "Leet Pie ingredients"
Foxylady eats it's way out of the and bites Mrtrox's finger
Mrtrox: Ow! god damnit!
Mrtrox throws the leet across the room into the fireplace
Foxylady stops drops and rolls
Mrtrox sighs before hitting the leet with a hammer and throwing it out the door.

[Towerblock]

(arks spawn an atrox that is supposed to be bubba's clone, it shifts several times before finally settling on the appropriate size/face/social. The purpose of which will be used to infiltrate the Council of Truth. Bubba is perma rooted on the floor while the leaders of the Shadow Compendium look delighted.)

Bubbacrush: What the hell is that?
ARKdude: Ah yes, the staging is near completed.
Bubbacrush laughs.
Bubbacrush: Damn you good lookin'!

[Krishina]

The leader of an R&D prototyping detachment trying to make a rollerrat repellant out of rollerrat queen blood and accidentally making something that is a very strong rollerrat attractor... and then spilling it on himself. My character suggested replicating it and storing it in water balloons then making a suicidal whompah dash into Old Athens and flinging it on the Clan guards to try and disrupt Clan operations by getting the city infested. We ended up getting an audience of curious Omni players listening in.

I need to try and find the logs of that.

[FoosballX]

The leader of an R&D prototyping detachment trying to make a rollerrat repellant out of rollerrat queen blood and accidentally making something that is a very strong rollerrat attractor... and then spilling it on himself. My character suggested replicating it and storing it in water balloons then making a suicidal whompah dash into Old Athens and flinging it on the Clan guards to try and disrupt Clan operations by getting the city infested. We ended up getting an audience of curious Omni players listening in.

I need to try and find the logs of that.

Well Omni-Tek should very well know how effective Rollerrats can be as weapon.

[trousers]

Circa: August 2006

Rosuma: Good evening Mr. Mahoney.

To [Rosuma]: Good evening, Lt. General.

Rosuma: I had a few issues I would like to address with you if you have a moment.

To [Rosuma]: Of course.

Rosuma: Well first and foremost, I've received some field intelligence which has me a bit concerned.

>> Cylie joined the private group Nrpb.

Rosuma: Are you able to meet me at the Affiliate floor of the HQ building?

To [Rosuma]: I'm afraid not, Sir. I'm tired up in Omni-Trans HQ at the moment.

Rosuma: Very well. The issue on hand is that my MI teams have shown me data that Miss Burke has been involved with the attack against Omni-Tek military hardware.

Rosuma: And furthermore involved in the defense of one who is pending treason charges.

Rosuma: I am wondering what sort of effect this "neutral" companion of hers is having on her loyalty to the Corporation if she's out participating in these acts.

To [Rosuma]: *sits his pen down on his desk* I'm shocked to hear that.

Rosuma: A multi-billion credit machine was seriously damaged in its mission to reacquire the target and was forced to terminate said target and evacuate.

Rosuma: It was able to perform self-repairs in the field, enough to allow it to continue its surveillance before it had toreturn to HQ for attention from Engineering.

To [Rosuma]: I see...

Rosuma: The repair costs of this unit are in the neighborhood of 130 million credits.

Rosuma: Needless to say, I'm not happy about the situation.

To [Rosuma]: Neither am I, Sir. I can honestly tell you I was not made aware of these events.

Rosuma: As if this wasn't enough...

Rosuma: *flips through some papers* According to this data, she then actively _assisted_ the targeted traitor in hunting the machine down in an effort to destroy it.

>> [Nrpb] Cylie: *unmutes*

>> [Nrpb] Trousers: Tresa. My Office. Now. Wait with Michelle until I am ready to speak to you.

>> [Nrpb] Cylie: um alright

Rosuma: Now... ordinarily, I would have authorized the request I received to send in a Unicorn detachment to detainCylie pending Reform.

Rosuma: But I figured I would at least give her the benefit of the doubt first and bring the matter to your attention.

To [Rosuma]: *sighs softly* I cannot believe she would be assisting the Traitor...

Rosuma: Well, I said the same thing.

To [Rosuma]: I be quite honest, Sir. I'm not sure I want to handle this on my own...

Rosuma: Until I saw additional data from Internal Operations which shows her attending meetings with members of the NDI insurgency force.

Rosuma: Particularly the militant members of that force, those under the command of Tryqz.

Rosuma: This was just days after our re-acquisition of Borealis.

>> [Nrpb] Cylie: *mutes comm*

To [Rosuma]: She knows the gravity of the situation with the Traitor, and if her loyalty can buckle she may be a risk to the Company's interests.

Rosuma: Are you saying I should approve the pending request to detain her? Understand this is not a simple Omni-Pol arrest. This is at a whole different level of severity.

To [Rosuma]: If I may ask, Sir. This Hardware that was damaged... It was sent after the Traitor?

Rosuma: Yes.

To [Rosuma]: Also if I may, what was it's likelyhood of successfully compleating its mission?

Rosuma: Extremely high, however unexpected individuals provided assistance to the traitor.

To [Rosuma]: And she was one of them... *sighs*

To [Rosuma]: My suggestion would be to approve the order, Sir. This action coupled with her .. "Involvement" with the Neutrals on such personal levels have has me quite worried.

Rosuma: *nods* Just a moment.

Rosuma: *clicks the comm on hold*

Rosuma: Alright. It's done. I've given the authorization. In a strange sense of irony, the very thing she tried to help destroy is the very thing coming for her.

To [Rosuma]: Very good, Sir. I appologize for her actions.

Rosuma: Very well. I will keep you up to date. For now, I have to attend to some issues.

Rosuma: Take care Mr Mahoney. *click*

[trousers]

I LOL'ed

(10:28:59 AM) Trousers: want to be BFFs?
(10:29:04 AM) Pheats: hell no :P

[Gimpeline]

In honour of the Pink Horror from Newland. (And still my favourite)

Tinkerbots: well after that I was at the factory. I made umm waste collector bot for the Omnis
Gimpeline: Sounds like a good job
Gimpeline: And well payd, I guess
Tinkerbots: I wanted to paint them pink and put on smiles.. they wouldnt let me do that.. they all had to be grey
Gimpeline: ah
Tinkerbots: umm I got fired cause I took a long vacation
Tinkerbots: So now I have the best job in the world. I get to plan all the parties in Newland
Tinkerbots: sighs
Gimpeline: Oh
Gimpeline: Well, that sounds fun
Gimpeline: But no mayor, no partys, I guess
Tinkerbots: but umm I hope I dont loose my job.. cause I dont think the Shadow compendium like parties much

[trousers]

Tinker was the best.

[keyya]

Me trying to teach Kotts how to behave towards the redeemed... *facepalm* pointless..

[Gunfytr]

Found this while trolling the old "Meanwhile...."

(([Private Playthings] Gunfytr: !logon [Team] Playboyfixer: BS is like sex [Team] Playboyfixer: get in, cap, get out [Team] Gunfytr: no wonder u cant get a gf
[Private Playthings] Pcom: Thankyou Gunfytr. Your logon message has been set.))