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Thread: Make your own Bronto Burger! (with prizes!)

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    Funcom employee Make your own Bronto Burger! (with prizes!)

    After much deliberation with my staff of fry-cooks we've expanded our winners since we received so many awesome entries!

    Our top 7 winning recipes are:


    Savory mentions:


    All other participants will receive 150 Bonus Points; thanks for all of your creative entries! Reading over them really made our waist implants tingle. Omnomnom!

    This is a great time to make sure that your Funcom account has been updated with current information, this way you'll be sure not to miss any real world prizes we mail out! Our Battlemats will be mailed out this week and will arrive ASAP. Just make sure your address is correct and up to date or the leets might abscond with your prize. Points should appear on your account over the next 24 hours.


    *SZZTT*
    We interrupt your regularly scheduled gameplay controversies to lighten the mood with a little something fun for everyone.
    *ZZZTT*

    There’s nothing like a tasty, delicious Bronto Burger for lunch, dinner, or anytime you’re feeling like you need more Bronto meat in your diet! Sure, you could slap a Bronto patty on a bun and call it a day, but where’s the fun in that? That’s where the Make your own Bronto Burger contest comes in. Let’s get creative with those burgers, Rubi-Ka! You’ll have a chance to win some fabulous prizes for participating in creating the next sensational Bronto burgers!

    “How do I win fabulous prizes?”

    That’s easy – just reply to this forum thread with the next great Bronto Burger recipe. That’s all it takes! Come up with your own Bronto Burger recipe and give it a fun memorable name! Don’t be shy -- get creative with your toppings and names.

    Here’s an example entry!

    Rollin’ Bronto Burger
    This burger features a juicy Bronto patty with 2 slices of cheddar, ketchup, lettuce, and deep fried roller rat tails on a sesame seed bun!

    “What are these prizes you speak of?!”

    We’ll pick five favorites from the entries provided as well as two honorable mentions.
    Prizes:

    • 5 winners will win an official Anarchy Online Battlemat mousepad pictured here and 1000 Bonus Points!
    • Honorable mentions will receive 500 Bonus Points!


    Restrictions are as follows:
    • No insults in your recipes, please!
    • No obscenities in your ingredients or recipe names.
    • Only one entry per person.
    • Keep it clean, keep it fun.


    Entries will be accepted until May 9th! Good luck!

    Last edited by sezmra; May 13th, 2014 at 01:29:09.

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    Gravedigger' Bronto Burger
    Grilled smoked eremite meat. With lettuce, our secret ****y BBQ sauce, cheddar and roasted buns for the ultimate crisp!
    Last edited by Animalz; May 3rd, 2014 at 07:27:48.

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    The Bronto Beerburger: Double classic Bronto Patties topped with two, that's right, two breaded deep-fried Hammerhead cheese slabs, our custom Beer sauce with genuine XXX Plumbo, and garnished with grilled Alien Plants for that fiery, kick-in-the-cabbage finish. A Rubi-Ka original!

    Try with a side of Izgimmer's Ultimate Flamin' Reet wings today!
    Last edited by jorricane; May 2nd, 2014 at 22:30:31.
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    The Omni-Pol Meal

    Marinated bronto burgers with leet bacon, fresh vegetables and topped with both dressing and mayonnaise.

    Served with a bag of fried anun legs and big bottle of scotch.


    How to make it at home.

    Wake up, sweating and crying, from a nightmare about all the atrocities you have committed at work.

    Take out two slabs of meat from the freezer and pour some scotch on them.

    Drink scotch.

    Find a pair of bread slices without too much mold.

    Grab some soggy vegetables and put them on one of the bread slices, fry the meat while drinking extensive amounts of scotch.

    Slap everything together and add the expired bacon and mayonnaise.

    Throw the burger away and curl up in a corner of the cold and empty apartment.

    Cry.

    Drink scotch.
    Last edited by Novagen; May 3rd, 2014 at 10:38:12.
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    The 220 Burger!

    "You feel the core of your being shift as your stomach makes way for a divine presence..."

    Make way for the greatest burger in the Universe! It's so good, you'll want to setup a raid for it!


    Lightly toasted bun.
    Crisp lettuce and Tomatoes
    2 Inferno-grilled patties infused with our special, super-secret Xan ****es™!
    Super-fried Leet bacon fresh from everybodies favourite shuttleport!
    Super mature cheddar imported from Earth
    Lightly toasted bottom.


    This burger is so great even Ergo is lost for words! Stop standing around like a Yutto! Get your 220 burger at your nearest Bronto Burger now!
    Pricecuts - 220 Trader
    Feel free to contact me via PM or in-game.

    Raggy - 220 Bureaucrat || Raggeh - 220 Fixer | Back as 'Raggys' - Shade for the time being. | Nuclei - 217 Nanotechnician || Nanobiology - 214 Doctor

    Tip #743: As noted in Tip #244, tea bags have an infinite variety of uses. However, there's always one jerk who will want to give you crap over drinking tea. Particularly if in a new town, use this as an opportunity to assert yourself. Any drunken idiot can win a bar fight. It takes a real man to win a bar fight while enjoying a cup of Earl Grey.

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    The Primetime Burger
    “Said to contain meat from Omni-Primes finest bronto farm; stacked with leet and cheese, finished with a healthy spray of an Omnifier. Due to experimental temporal research, the burger will never spoil - giving it the apt name Primetime."

    * Burger bun
    * 8oz bronto meat
    * Leet strips
    * Cheese
    * [Redacted by Omni-Reform]
    * Healthy spray of an Omnifier

    Side-effects may include: Desire to align with Omni-Tek, unnatural growth or shrinkage, temporal displacement, death.
    Omni-Tek cannot be held accountable for any injury upon consumption of this burger. ”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Agentcora View Post
    * [Redacted by Omni-Reform]
    Pffthaha. Standard Omni-tek
    Pricecuts - 220 Trader
    Feel free to contact me via PM or in-game.

    Raggy - 220 Bureaucrat || Raggeh - 220 Fixer | Back as 'Raggys' - Shade for the time being. | Nuclei - 217 Nanotechnician || Nanobiology - 214 Doctor

    Tip #743: As noted in Tip #244, tea bags have an infinite variety of uses. However, there's always one jerk who will want to give you crap over drinking tea. Particularly if in a new town, use this as an opportunity to assert yourself. Any drunken idiot can win a bar fight. It takes a real man to win a bar fight while enjoying a cup of Earl Grey.

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    The Smoked Rhinoman Burger:

    A smoked 1/2lb bronto prime rib patty seasoned with restorative herbs on a lightly toasted brioche bun.

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    Intradasting. As a chef I'll take a whack at this one.



    Introducing The Bronto Buster(tm)!

    Bringing to you the best in local ingredients! A full half kilo of prime aged 80% lean Bronto Beef on a grilled onion Kaiser Roll, topped with a melting cascade of all natural Borealis Bleu Cheese, Crisp Greenhouse Peppercress, and a delicious goey sunny side up Chirop Egg. Large enough to satisfy even the most ferocious appetite! Complete this meal with a Combat Can, and you'll be ready for any battle!
    Towerblock, 220/30/70 Engineer
    President of Steadfast

    And way too many alts...

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    Galway Castle Sliders

    "In tribute to one of the most influential hamburgers ever graced the surface of 20th century Earth, Bronto Burger is proud to present -- for a limited time only -- our tribute to that fine hamburger; using only the freshest locally sourced ingredients."

    141.748 g premium Bronto meat square patty (with 5 little holes in it!)
    21.2621 g slice of Bronto milk cheese. (yellow)
    standard Omni-tek dinner roll (sliced in half)
    chopped dehydrated reconstituted onions (grown right here in Clon****!)

    Place onions on hot greased griddle. Place patty on onions. Place bottom of dinner roll on patty. Grill until medium-well. Plate burger. Top with cheese, pickles, and raw onions and upper bun. Four sliders per order with a side of small order of deep-fried Newland potatoes.

    Only 2,305 credits. (A super deal considering 27 millennia of inflation!)

    Check back next month, when we present the Ath 'N Out: Enfraam's Double-Double!
    Froobalicious General of Barador Arin.

    -- Playing AO for six years, still a nuub gimp, and proud of it!

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    Funny!

    Try the new McZik today - only from Bronto Burger!

    Juicy, deep-fried Zik with fresh blue mushrooms from Elysium on lightly toasted Gingerbread Leet!

    You know you want one!
    I have nothing to hide, but I value my privacy!
    I'm not on facebook, twitter or any other social media.
    I will never reveal my in-game characters or organizations on a public forum.
    If that upsets all the virtual exhibitionists, so be it!

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    The Bronto Bleeder

    Raw, on a bun.

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    The Trox Special

    Listening to the suggestions of our most valuable customers, we are proud to bring you the new Trox Special!

    For the Trox 'on the go'!

    We take a 1' wide, 4lb pattie of our famous Bronto meat and lovingly place upon it 2lbs of succulent shredded Leet, slow roasted overnight and brushed hourly with our special barbeque marinade.
    Topped with Bronto cheese, selected Shadowlands mushrooms (picked and detoxified only for us by our Uttos supplier) and wild onions.
    Finished off with a second 4lb pattie and a smal sprig of Psudo Parsley (for a balanced diet).

    Customers can of course add any of our usual condiments for that special 'just for you' flavour!



    Customer review:

    Shoxan: You call me thick? I 'r' not thick! I 'r' just big boned, ok!
    BB Researcher: No Sir, I said, did you like the new burger?
    Shoxan: Oh, yeah, I like lots! Now I only gotta buy 4 burgers for my snack!
    Shoxan: And less to throw away, I never eat the bun anyway! Bleargh...
    Last edited by Snakebite; May 3rd, 2014 at 11:15:14.
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    Wackks Burger

    To make Wackks Burger you got to start with burger bun from the bronto burger shop in new land, then a big piece of bronto meat, on top of the meat you will place some bronto bacon(Real tasty stuff), on top of the bacon you place some Alien cheese its better then it looks , Then you should take some salad picked from the north east corner of Belial Forest, and top it all of with a burger top from new land bronto shop.
    Swifttech - Nano Technician - Level 195
    Swiftkeep - Keeper - Level 60
    Swiftstealth - Shade - Level 130

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    NOW BRINGING OUT:

    Double bronto ottous bacon cheese chrirop egg burgers...
    D.BOB.CCE Or Doctor Bob's Cheece chirop egg burger!

    Two 200g bronto meat patties
    2 slices of bronto cheese
    4 slices of ottous bacon
    2 fried chirop eggst
    And some onions, letuce and tomato.

    Also available between two leet pies for our Atrox customers!

    Now with side option of Anun Bachante Wings!
    Last edited by Ekarona; May 3rd, 2014 at 12:52:45.
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    Ekaros almost there/almost there too Male Solitus Martial-Artist.
    Ekadv gimp/gimp Female Opifex Adventurer

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    Wink

    The B.B.King (Bronto Burger King)

    The KING of all Buger!
    Our Bronto is feed only from notum infused "Blue grass", which gives it a Deep South soulful flavor also infused from our cooking technique of using genetically engineer flamed boil nanobot. Then top it of your way with lettuce, tomatoe, onion on a notum seed toast bun And comes with a mitaar too!
    Last edited by Hokutonoken; May 3rd, 2014 at 17:33:42.
    "Don't think...feel, it's like a finger pointing towards the moon"

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    Funcom employee

    Lovin' these entries so far. Thanks everyone for participating!
    *leet confetti*

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    Coming soon!!!
    The solitus choice
    The taste of old home to really take you back. Enjoy the same culinary delights as your forefather.
    A Taste Of Home!
    Chilli, cheese, bacon, 2x 1\4Ib patties, lettuce and tomato.

    To help reproduce the original taste of patties back home selected goffle cuts are marinated in offal worm gland secretions and minced in alongside the bronto steak to recreate the authentic taste. Due to the gland secretion this may be slightly toxic for the nanomage out there. It would be advised that nanomage must eat at own risk.

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    Aggro Burger:

    500 gram (1 pound) burger made from grained Leet-meat on a bread with mayonnaise. Aggro Burger is marinated in health and nano fluid which makes the meat tasteful, non-toxic, juicy and temporarily eliminates any taste of alcohol. On top there are rollerrat-bacon and extra strong hot sauces. No bread on top. Served with a bottle of 1337 Stock Vodka 96%.
    All weapons must be handed over to the Bronto-guard before served.

    Enjoy!


    Important sidenote & background
    :

    Aggro Burger is extremely popular at Bronto Burger shops where Omni and Clan tends to meet since it is a "showoff burger" due to no bread on top and it's hefty price. Eating Aggro Burger in front of members of the opposite faction is sending the message "we are under control here". Which is a direct provocation. Thus the name "Aggro Burger".
    The high popularity of the Aggro Burger comes from it's several central nervous system effects, which also makes it highly addictive. The central nervous system effects are temporarily increased health, reduced feel of pain, and last but not least the obvious; makes you aggressive. Or more brave as Clanners and Omnis say. Those less brave from both factions are usually demanded to eat this by their fellow faction members to be brave enough facing a potential bar fight when gangs from the sided factions wants to regain control of an area. Aggro Burger is usually frowned upon by Neutrals, who rarely eats this. Mostly to avoid conflict with Omni and Clan, or even other Neutrals.
    The recipe is rumored to be made by a neutral Nanomage, which the story has to that he "want both Clan and Omni to be wiped off the surface of Rubi-Ka so there can be peace once and for all".


    Everything at FunCom's discretion to change so it fits in if this recipe is accepted & included.

    Aggro™
    Proudly since 2001 when Anarchy Online was released.

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    Directors adventure

    Tasty Adventurer cutted into pieces and burned to ashes by a 220 keeper that farted over the grill to make a perfect balanced burger with great taste
    Last edited by Le-Quack; May 4th, 2014 at 19:33:35.

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