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Thread: Make your own Bronto Burger! (with prizes!)

  1. #21
    Despite the first burgers not quite pleasing the customer (we're still working on fixing the grill), after several highly successful menu expansions Bronto Burgers Inc. present to you a burger that'll leave you running in circles...

    THE RUBI-KAN
    Including a fantastic fourteen toppings such as:

    - Holographic salad! (There might be a little leaf inside there, but we're not sure.)

    - HoT Cheese (TM)! Heal your arteries with every ****y bite!

    - Adventurously delicious barbecued pulled-reet!*

    - GIGANTIC twelve pounder Bronto patty for the Atrox in all the family!**


    Featuring RubberBand (TM) nanotechnology that mysteriously leaves the burger uneaten despite your best efforts!

    The fantastic burger that's expected to be launched (and continously moaned about) by 29489!***


    *If you're an Advy caught in our nets and you didn't think to cancel the nanoprogram it's your own darn fault!

    **This burger is not a suitable replacement for tanks. Toppings may be unbalanced and we suggest you eat it anyway.

    ***Maybe sorta kinda... You'd think we'd have a huge burger development team, but there's just me and Jeff. I like Jeff. Don't hate on Jeff!
    Last edited by Agrestus; May 4th, 2014 at 21:04:25.
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  2. #22
    Reclaim Burger

    Black Beans, mashed in to a paste.
    Bread Crumbs
    Egg
    tbsp of flour
    chili powder
    ground cumin
    jalapeno (or make it as hot as you can stand) pepper, minced
    minced garlic

    mix ingredients, form patties, grill (if you grill, make sure you have enough binders to hold it in one piece) or fry in a small amount of oil

    I like onion rolls, but suit yourself..top with veggies and condiments to your liking

    In case you did not notice, this is a veggie burger...sorry, not sure if that was within the rules.

    Also, this one tends to result in a fair amount of...erm, gas...so, the Reclaim may be for you, if you overdo the ****e or it may be for the unfortunate sots around you after you eat a few of these.
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  3. #23
    The Bronto Megatrox

    Serves 1 - 1,200 (we encourage Opifex to ACTUALLY EAT SOMETHING, and stop looking like ancient 20th century catwalk models)

    Ingredients:
    7 x whole Brontos
    2,500 x lightly sedated leets
    2 x large buns (ideally baked in radar dish in Newland)
    500lbs x lettuce
    30,000 x slices cheese
    650 x gallons tomato ketchup
    650 x gallons mustard
    500lbs x beetroot
    500lbs x onions

    Preparation:
    Step 1: Look at a normal burger.
    Step 2: Super-size it.

    Cooking Instructions:
    Step 1: Airlift burger assembly to a safe distance from any urban population.
    Step 2: Dust the top of the bun with the lightly sedated leets.
    Step 3: Call in Orbital Strike onto burger, but instruct operator to dial back power to 25%.
    Step 4: When the leets start making tiny squeaking noises, cease Orbital Strike operations. (please note that if leets start popping, then you've overdone it)

    Step 5: Eat.
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  4. #24
    Atrox XXXL:

    Cut a loaf of bread in half, find a young bronto, finished!



    Alt. recipe for gourmets:

    Take half a loaf of bread, three thick slices of prime bronto meat wrapped up in thin cuts of smoked, crispy, leet bacon. Fill up with Brie cheese, lettuce, fresh tomatos and black pepper.

    Serve with a cold, foamy Poka Cola.
    *BAM*

  5. #25
    REZZ BURGER

    1 lb best bronto sirloin
    1 onion, minced
    1 tablespoon ketchup
    3 hot pepperonis
    1/4 cup garlic, chopped
    1/2 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
    1/2 teaspoon Tabasco sauce
    1/2 teaspoon honey mustard
    1 teaspoon of notum infused steroids

    This burger should be eaten every time you spawn in reclaim terminal.
    The secret notum infused steroids will help you to remove any rezz sickness by the time you finish eating our Rezz Burger.
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  6. #26
    The Rubi-Kan slicer burger trio

    Three tasty slicer burgers made specially thinking about our most beloved costumers: all of them!

    The Clan: Chirop's meat burger inside a home made bun topped with Eastern Foul Plain's hay seeds and an aromatics reduction of Red Trumped flowers, served with red pesto made of peppers and black pudding made with the highest quality blood plasma off Pandemonian Hecklers (yes, you're special enough we got blood out of a close-to-impossible-to-kill rock to serve it to you!).

    The Neutral: This meal will be loved by you no matter you allegiance. A slicer Bronto Mama burger with Borealian freshly baked bread, with out special garlic mayo, ketchup and English mustard (*), served with caramelized Cardboard Palm heart, accompanied with Inferno grown sweet potatoes decorated with Aegean Sea salt and paprika.

    The Omni-Tek Icy Predator bugers cooked in Fly Agaric petal meets Baba Ghannouj and mint yoghurt inside a heavy bun made with a blend flour of wheat and Hopi Blue Corn flour, served with Broken Shores grown and decorated with jeu de pan.

    As a side note we encourage our customers to enjoy these magnificent meal with a neutral Lush Hills' white wine.

    *: The English Mustard is an imitation of the one made on Earth by such country. The mustard seeds are grown in the hot Avalon region.
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  7. #27
    Pink Bronto Burger
    * Tutu
    * Bronto
    * Burger

    Do some shakin and some /disco
    Voila!!
    Bon appetit!
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  8. #28
    Bronto Burger Beast Feast

    1/4 pound Bronto patty
    1 fried chirop egg
    Grilled onions
    Sylvabanes leaves chilled in Penumbra Ice
    Slayer Python bacon strips
    Minimammoth milk blue cheese crumbles
    Louisiana Hot BBQ Sauce

    The secret to our burgers is that we use pure Adonis meta water in our marinade and grill over genuine Inferno fire rocks for a trully unique infusion of flavors.

    Side dish deep fried Xix legs. Mantis legs can be substituted as alien cuisine can be seasonal.

    ***Due to import laws from Jobe we can not disclose how we obtain Shadowlands ingredients.***
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  9. #29
    Newland Desert BBQ Burger

    Mouthwatering South West Atrox flavour.

    Enjoy a half pound of herbed and seasoned premium grade (7% fat) 40 day aged bronto patty (double sun magnify grilled to medium well unless otherwise specified); piled with golden XXX plumbo battered onion rings, smothered in Ed the Cow's famous BBQ sauce (we'll give you extra for dipping).

    *Note: All Newland Desert burgers come on Fair trade shock-trooper cornbread muffins (Zoftig Blimp's momma's recipe)

  10. #30
    "The Beast Burger".
    Base is - Desert Nomad's piece of bread enriched with Notum Infuser
    Then a large piece of fried "The Beast" meat piece
    Then a thick piece of Bronto Mama milk-made cheese
    Then a nuclear mix of: Old Athen Clan tomatoes, Newland Desert onion and rare Omni cucumber, planted in secret labs of Omni HQ.
    On the top of that - a salt, extracted from Carbonrich rock and a pepper, extracted from Hot Stone.
    And, at the end, fried Desert Nomad's piece of bread.

    ****y, hawt, rare and expensive piece of tasty burger buffs strength and runspeed (omg, i need to rush local beer pub to cool that pepper shiz down) and debuffs AC (so hawt that i throw my armors away due to large amount of sweat).

    P.S. Reciept from mother Russia enjoy!
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  11. #31
    Troxx delight: the sammich burger... a sammich with a burger in it


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    - cast reflects on a heckler
    - triplorz it to death
    - expunge the heart
    - drop 3 tears of an enlightened soldier on it
    - center it precisely between 2 thin buns of KH grown bread
    - savour fresh with some whine

    NB Enfraam is suing on the ground that the recipe would be heavily based on his own recipe.
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  12. #32
    Yes I am Alive.. I love Bronto Burgers...

    1 lightly toasted bun
    3 slices of your favorite cheese
    4 strips of leet tail bacon
    2 well done bronto burger meat patties
    1 topping of swamp cabbage

    combine the ingredients in any order as long as the buns stay on the outside.. feeds 1

    Oh and just to prove this exists, take a look in my backpack...




    Cheers!

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  13. #33
    Quote Originally Posted by Docaholic View Post
    Yes I am Alive.. I love Bronto Burgers...

    1 lightly toasted bun
    3 slices of your favorite cheese
    4 strips of leet tail bacon
    2 well done bronto burger meat patties
    1 topping of swamp cabbage

    combine the ingredients in any order as long as the buns stay on the outside.. feeds 1

    Oh and just to prove this exists, take a look in my backpack...




    Cheers!

    P.S. What do I win?
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  14. #34
    Since the prize is an AO Mouse pad that I already have (given to me by Means) I can call myself exempt from this contest, but I hope my post does serve up some inspiration.

    Cheers!
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  15. #35
    The ARK-Bitza.

    * Burger fit for anyone, even the GM's! *

    This burger will suit those who love to feel at the top of the food chain; Red, White & even some fish to put you on top.

    Freshly Baked Yutto Bread containing a 300g Bronto steak, gently tenderised and slowly grilled keeping it juicy & medium rare, joined by a well seasoned Grilled reet breast and topped finally with some Adonis Stingers just to add that extra kick - Added with some freshly made Santa Leet Bacon just to feel a little bit more "jolly".

    Do you really need anything else? Didn't think so.

  16. #36
    Gotta be a burger? How about a pound of slow roasted sliced Mama Bronto with swiss on bread so thick it will defy gravity and not slide off a Bronto Burger stand's counter despite being half on half off for 13 years! You could toss in some Au Jus and call it the Bronto Dip! Or the Dipping Bronto! Seriously though, that burger has been on the verge of eating pavement for years and the Bronto chef just ignores it...
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  17. #37
    Hello, could I get a, "Brontorat Hammascrisp Burger," please?

    This burger features 3 juicy patty mixed with Bronto and Rollerrat meat, sliced Hammerheads(Mushrooms right?), 5 drops of Leet tears, ketchup/mayo mix on a bun thats been lightly crisped in the inside.

    This has got me all sweaty and hawt.
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  18. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by Docaholic View Post
    Yes I am Alive.. I love Bronto Burgers...

    1 lightly toasted bun
    3 slices of your favorite cheese
    4 strips of leet tail bacon
    2 well done bronto burger meat patties
    1 topping of swamp cabbage

    combine the ingredients in any order as long as the buns stay on the outside.. feeds 1

    Oh and just to prove this exists, take a look in my backpack...




    Cheers!

    P.S. What do I win?
    Hey! No making your own icons!!! lol.
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  19. #39
    Can I have fries with that?
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  20. #40
    Rockin' Bronto Burger:

    Bronto squeezed between two ACDC's, with a side of Rolling Stones from a Rollerrat. Best enjoyed after a round of Mitaar Hero.
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    cause salt makes m'steaks taste great!

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