I think the chaining would be cool, but I'm trying to find something I can do more often.
On the touching part, it depends on your build. I'd do full AR probably, so ~2400-2500 def. Would put you around shield MP def with disappear up. Most regular perks wouldn't land, but AAO-based ones might.
If you went around 3100 def, you could probably get clear of all of them.
Not familiar with your keep, but you don't necessarily suck. The matchup is bad to begin with; you have poor dodge and low alpha. If I were to duel someone to crap on, I'd pick keep every time. However, 200 Agent can set up for a serious alpha now. A nerf is in order. If you see my above post, I've got a few suggestions for it.