AO COMEDY SHOW!!!! Much interest!!
THe AO comedy show is off and running, if you are still interested in being a part of this please email me at aocomedy@hotmail.com.
We are looking for performers, and possibly judges!! Also ther is more information at our websight at www.sweetharmony.org!!! GOOD LUCK< GOOD LOVE< AND GOD SPEED!!!!!
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Bah, I'm still at work
~Have you hugged your leet today?~
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Thanks for "fixing" DM, Funcom, yeah, no really... thank you so, so much. I was missing having my toolset put back to 2007.
I'd like to.....corrupt....Boglwe
Nanomage: The OTHER other white meat
Corrupt? Is that what they call "it" at level 200?
Emiliy Age
Unit Leader, Foreign Relations
Speak your heart, don't bite your tongue...
Whisper's Edge | Gridmail | Engy's Workshop | Tir School of Engineering
Bliqz on Shadowlands: "Gonna make it hard to decide who I can and cant eat."
just needed to bump myself, SOrry *crawls back in her hole*
Not sure how funny it would be to tell jokes ingame, maybe some sort of slapstick comedy duo thing would be cool. Anyhow bump and heres some stuff from the net that I found humerous.
NEW WORDS FOR THE 2000's
404 - Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located: "Don't bother asking him . . . he's 404, man."
ADMINISHPERE - The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
ALPHA GEEK: The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.
ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
CHAINSAW CONSULTANT: An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount, leaving the top brass with clean hands.
CHIPS & SALSA: Chips = hardware, Salsa = software. "Well, first we gotta figure out if the problem's in your chips or your salsa."
CLM - Career Limiting Move - Used among microserfs to describe ill-advised activity. Trashing your boss while he or she is within earshot is a serious CLM.
CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.
DILBERTED - To be exploited and oppressed by your boss. Derived from the experiences of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character: "I've been dilberted again. The old man revised the specs for the fourth time this week."
FLIGHT RISK: Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon.
GENERICA - Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, subdivisions: "We were so lost in Generica that I forgot what city we were in."
GOOD JOB: A "Get-Out-Of-Debt" Job. A well-paying job people take in order to pay off their debts, one that they will quit as soon as they are solvent again.
IDEA HAMSTERS: People who always seem to have their idea generators running.
IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find your-self unable to stop watching them. The O.J. trials were a prime example. Bill Clinton's shameful video Grand Jury testimony is another.
MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
OHNOSECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the heck out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
SALMON DAY- The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
SITCOMs: (Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage) What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
SQUIRT THE BIRD: To transmit a signal to a satellite.
STARTER MARRIAGE: A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce with no kids, no property and no regrets.
STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
SWIPED OUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
TOURISTS: People who take training classes just to get a vacation from their jobs: "We had three serious students in the class; the rest were just tourists.
TREEWARE: Hacker slang for documentation or other printed material.
UNINSTALLED: Euphemism for being fired. Heard on the voice-mail of a vice president at a downsizing computer firm: "You have reached the number of an Uninstalled Vice President. Please dial our main number and ask the operator for assistance. *(Syn: decruitment.)
VULCAN NERVE PINCH: The taxing hand position required to reach all the appropriate keys for certain commands. For instance, the arm re-boot for a Mac II computer involves simultaneously pressing the Control key, the Command Key, the Return Key, and the Power On key.
XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
YUPPIE FOOD STAMPS: The ubiquitous $20 bills spewed out of ATMs everywhere. Often used when trying to split the bill after a meal: "We each owe $8, but all anybody's got are yuppie food stamps."
Ogmon, ,Joke telling is not the idea, Creativity is, whatever you have a mind for weould be great, I mean, if you wanna tell jokes in game, By all means, ,But slapstick is what i am looking for, some of the things I ahve seen, are pretty amazing! thanks for the jokes though
Bog,
Soon as I find (and train) a new partner, I'll be pulling together a skit that you've seen a rough draft of before (don't wanna give anything away here).
When you take everything away from someone, you are no longer their oppressor. You have set them free.
Katpaws on Rubi-Ka
((They did a comedy show quite awhile back at Baboons I remember(closer to launch if I remember right). Some really funny stuff. Slap stick can really work here. I would love to see SNL style skits. Would crack me up! Good luck and I would love to attend!!))
100th Post! Woot me!
Slapstick is what i would love to see, thanks for the Bump, BTW, but people tend to think that people should just go up and tell jokes. THIS IS NOT THE IDEA AT ALL.. Instead, great creativity and ideas should be brought forth. I know its out there, I have seen people do it!! Thanks, Love you all!! God Speed
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