The Shadows of Rubi-Ka Lay Claim to Tir

[_______________Snarf]

Shadows of Rubi-Ka Claim Rule over Tir
Press Release

This morning to cheers and applause of the local citizens, The Shadows of Rubi-Ka, a large rebel clan, officially claimed rule over Tir and the surrounding territory.

"There's a need for a responsible, steady hand in Tir", said Snarf, the leader of this vast, secretive group. "Too many beggars, too many thieves. The Shadows will take care of Tir now."

A large number of the Shadows were seen in and around Tir, overlooking events at the arena and keeping peace in various other areas. The self-proclaimed mayor, an Atrox NT, waves his hand over the toxic pool... "my first duty at mayor is to increase the toxicity of that water. It is supposed to be a moat, but doesn't do nearly enough damage."

The Shadows of Rubi-Ka are one of the largest rebel factions, bitterly scoffing the recent amnesty and peace proposals, and vowing to destroy Omni-Tek at all costs.

[_____________Mystika]

So.....how do I get some of those chicken tacos?

[________________cson]

Snarf, you da man!

Yeah, we need to add some sharks to that moat as well.

[________Dr.Mowinckel]

Dr.Mowinckel Lay Claim to The Shadows of Rubi-Ka
Press Release

This morning to cheers and applause of his mum and several aunts, Dr.Mowinckel, a man described by himself as intelligent and important (and described by everyone else as a git), officially claimed rule over The Shadows of Rubi-Ka.

"There's a need for a responsible, steady hand in The Shadows of Rubi-Ka", said Dr.Mowinckel, the leader of the voices in his own head. "Too many slobs, too many slouches. Dr.Mowinckel will take care of The Shadows now."

A large number of Dr.Mowinckels aunts were seen in and around The Shadows of Rubi-Ka, overlooking events in the kitchen and keeping peace in various other areas (such as the Dewdrop Inn where Aunt Lizzie ran into her husband who should've been at home doing the dishes and not in the pub with young miss Thompson). The self-proclaimed leader, a strikingly handsom man (according to his mum), waves his hand over the dinner table... "my first duty at leader is to increase the amount of fiber in their diets. It is supposed to be a All-bran, but doesn't have nearly enough vitamins."

Dr.Mowinckel is one of the most respected men in the Outer Tir Knitting Club (meeting twice a week at Mrs. Robson, bring your own cookies), bitterly scoffing the recent silliness and bigheadedness and vowing to make The Shadows of Rubi-Ka stop acting like such silly little boys at all costs.

[_______________Snarf]

Onward bound then! Time to conquor the Outer Tir Knitting Club.

[________Dr.Mowinckel]

Meetings Tuesdays and Thursdays, but please come before 6 pm because we get all sleepy and cozy after tea and cookies have been consumed.

I think you will find Aunt Hildegards knitting needles and Aunt Mathildas cookies (with important stripes) more than a match!

[______________Yazule]

ROFLMAO

[_______________Snarf]

They sound like nice folks. Nothing like sitting around with cups of cocoa throwing around quips about the intricacies of fine stitching.