Back to the TOP!
here we go a bumpaling among the notum blue
here we go a bumpaling while leets gnaw upon my shoe!
love and joy come to you
because you're a Fixer too!
And Funcom bless you and grant you
a sticky song thread
may FC grant you a sticky song thread..
General Hershel "Kasimir" Jurik
President of Division 9 R.S.G.E
Fixer
RK-1
Braumiester of the Pagan Bartenders, wielder of dual SSo8s
Stealer of hearts, creds, and anything not nailed down!
Sticky sticky sticky...
Bump for MC Chris, just because I want this back at the top.
Gunned down the young. Now old, crotchety, and back.
And, in honor of MC Chris and his hit tune "Fett's Vette" (seriously... go napster a copy of it. It's great)
"Cruisin round rubi-ka in my yalmaha
War's still going I'm neutral in this brouhaha
My story is shady and no one knows it all uh-huh
Not even ARK event staff discussing at the Ramada
Lockpicker, sure to crack a chest
Rat pops out, I root and run with the best
Got a job to do, pulling for the team I go
Bring em 1 at a time, damn i'm on a roll
I don't care, gonna snare the mobs and kite em now
Gotta get the creds, boss loot and sell off the Pow
Got make the money, credit's no good
When GA ain't dropping in your neighborhood
Think you can fight, I got an SMG
Let's make this quick, I run that fast you see
I'm a devious degenerate, defender of the devil
Shut down all suppression gas in the Happy Rebel!
chorus:
I get in your way....
I hide from the day....
I loot and blitz, and sell my shizz...
To finance, G.A.
The grid's where I chill.
I hack all your pills.
I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes.
For my time you want to kill.
Run fast.
(figured one verse was enough, you're more than welcome to add the second one)
Once again, seriously can't recommend the original enough... funny as hell, and good music too.
Gunned down the young. Now old, crotchety, and back.
Back to the top you go.
C'mon, fixers of many posts, let's keep this thing where it belongs. Sticky or not, it's staying high!
Gunned down the young. Now old, crotchety, and back.
*kicks thread in its little shiny butt to force it back on top again*
Jen Markarian - Put the weirdness back in Omni-Mining
Updating my stories -- 19/03/08. Going slowly, but certainly
Anarchy Reloaded - AO webcomics for the sake of being silly
I never want to lose what I have finally found
There's a requiem
A new congregation
And it's telling me: go forward and walk
Under a brighter sky
-- Delerium, Euphoria --
You know what would be really cool? If this thread was made sticky.
/G13
pirates. with lasers.
Are you having an argument on the internet, again?
Gene13 - on a space odyssey since 2001
XXX - N
Some day your ship will come in, but you will be at the airport.
*wandering out on stage, blitzed*
thanmka ma full wif da clups. dif un's a fabrite f mine, nd I sing e fer you...
*starts uncontrollably shaking*
You are so uber-ful... to me
You are so uber-ful... to me
*rocking back-and-forth like an autistic child on a swing*
Can you speed...
You're everything I hope for...
*swig*
You never, ever bleed...
You are so uber-ful...
*squeezing nads*
to me...
*falls off stage*
Thank you, there will be no encore.
/m falls over laughing his butt off for the five thousandth time
Dorf that was roflmao hysterical but plese..PLEASE never grab yourself there in publi. EVER.
General Hershel "Kasimir" Jurik
President of Division 9 R.S.G.E
Fixer
RK-1
Braumiester of the Pagan Bartenders, wielder of dual SSo8s
Stealer of hearts, creds, and anything not nailed down!
Bumping this for Dharin
SS
up up and away
Fausto Biggfoo Clyburn
Are you some kind of robot? And if so what kind of powers do you have? Do you use them for Good? or for Awesome?
Sticky.... sticky... honey... tape... super-glue... Dorf's... er... nevermind.
Sticky thread, stick!
Gunned down the young. Now old, crotchety, and back.
Fun Blitzing Last Night + Bored At Work = this
Sung to the tune of Pink's Don't Let Me Get Me . If you sing as bad as I do, best just to read the words while the song plays
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Never take first lefts,
Love to roll Support Beams,
Matched sets of Omni-Pol
Elite and Forest Green.
Clients a-dore me,
Enemies bore me,
My one and only creed
is: Get 'em what they need
Every day I dodge a wall of Virusbuilders,
Can't help but smirk when they take a swipe at me,
I'm a bat from out of hell,
Don't block da blitza,
Master of velocity,
I know the mission layouts well,
Straight to the item,
Arrange my own 3 minute war,
And then I'm off to Trade to sell.
Then I'm off to Trade to sell. (uh, uh, uh, uh)
Mission term offers me,
good gear real far,
That's no tragedy,
Don't need no car.
Can't be compared,
to Soldiers and NTs,
They're about bustin heads,
And that just ain't me.
Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe me something,
A rare in a full hard mission cell,
'Cause I'm a bat from out of hell,
Don't block da blitza,
Master of velocity,
I know the AI patterns well,
Battle of wits, I
Arrange my own 3 minute war,
And then I'm off to Trade to sell.
Don't block da blitza, (don't block me)
Fast enough to run grand prix,
I know the good materiel,
No loot to split, I
Arrange my own 3 minute war,
Then I'm off to Trade to sell.
So doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe me something,
A rare in a full hard mission cell
(Don't block da blitza)
(instruments)
Rogoff AKA Mr. Brumble - 59 Omni Bureaucrat (RK2)
Goodz 55 Fixer, (RK2)
Goodzz 25 MP - Afrolicious, freaky and habit-forming
Mercinax: "/me casts afro containment field on Goodzz"
Attacking Thread...
Thread tried to attack you but missed!
Thread tried to attack you but missed!
Thread tried to attack you but missed!
You hit Thread for 2650 points of Bump damage
Jen Markarian - Put the weirdness back in Omni-Mining
Updating my stories -- 19/03/08. Going slowly, but certainly
Anarchy Reloaded - AO webcomics for the sake of being silly
I never want to lose what I have finally found
There's a requiem
A new congregation
And it's telling me: go forward and walk
Under a brighter sky
-- Delerium, Euphoria --
*does an Animaniacs impersenation*
boingee boingee boingee!
General Hershel "Kasimir" Jurik
President of Division 9 R.S.G.E
Fixer
RK-1
Braumiester of the Pagan Bartenders, wielder of dual SSo8s
Stealer of hearts, creds, and anything not nailed down!
I sugest we make Dharin sticky thread so he doesn't have to bump so much.... I think he has more bumps then Post
Artist: 504 Boyz
Album: Goodfellas
Title: If You Real, Keep It Real
Fixers
Be all you can be
This No Limit s**t tho...
We in this for life
This not just a job baby
This an adventure, ya heard me?
Chorus:
Now if you real, keep it real
But if you fake, then you phony
Fixer
Go make a trader,
You can't f**k with this fixer
[Master P]
I gave a couple Soldiers some novas and I want 'em back
Trader sent me some beats...But I don't want that
In '89 I had a Mid, you ain't had a buck
I bought your only f**kin Apartment, and your first f**kin Yalmaha
You pawn your rolley boy?
Oh...you doin' bad?
Stop trickin' to The ARks, and you wouldn't be on your ass
Now when times got hard
You ran your mouth like a b***h
Sold your soul to Funcom, when you ran with other Professions
You ain't no Fixer boy
Take that tat off your stomach
You talkin' bout he love me
But b***h you love my money
Now if greed come between me and my Fixers
May god bless his soul
HIP HOP IN THE HOUSE--
Would post something in this if I could force my brains into thinking in English better than this at the moment...
Hey, darn it, but that's a bump!
Jen Markarian - Put the weirdness back in Omni-Mining
Updating my stories -- 19/03/08. Going slowly, but certainly
Anarchy Reloaded - AO webcomics for the sake of being silly
I never want to lose what I have finally found
There's a requiem
A new congregation
And it's telling me: go forward and walk
Under a brighter sky
-- Delerium, Euphoria --