Bobv’s story
Don’t plan on being as uber as TEH DEACON, but maybe ill be kind of uber……
While the story and what the characters do and say is fictional, most of the characters are real RK2 characters, and I thank them all for involuntarily participating in my story.
If a characters name is [profession (abbreviated or not)][number] then they are a generic character made up to be in my story of that prof….
Bobv exits from the whompah in Newland city
Bobv: ahhh Newland City!! The beginning of all adventures…at least for engineers… ok time to go buff begging!!!
Shade500: hey Bobv can you improve some tango dirks for me?
Bobv glad he has lots of run speed runs away.
Bobv exits to NLC hill, going through the gate three times before the servers registered his zoning.
Bobv makes his way to the hill looking for a MP, he sees Zadey just standing there.
Bobv: Zadey gimme mochs plz :P
Zadey: noob
Zadey runs away from Bobv, getting stuck in a tree for a minute because of lag.
[enf3000roxx] Hey Acidburn said ur uber tradeskiller! Could you make a set of carb for me please?
To [enf3000roxx] I’m not online atm
[enf3000roxx] oh…… send me a tell wen u get on plzkthx.
Bobv: ok…. Ah! There’s a trader, that should do!
Bobv walks over to Traderific standing under a tree.
Bobv: hey Traderific can I get a wrangle?
Traderific: hahaha u gimp u still can’t cast slayer?
Bobv: no……. it’s... for... a gun!!!
Traderific gives Bobv a nice big wrangle.
Bobv takes off and puts back on his gun, then goes in a corner and casts his pets.
Traderific shouts: I saw that gimp!
Bobv quickly retreats into the grid.
To [Trademania] hey can I borrow a mil?
[Trademania] OH MANDS!!! OH MANDS!!! [CENCORED] OOOHH AHHH THAT’S GOOD !!!! [CENCORED] (Spit/swallow)???
[Trademania] oops... MT!
To [Trademania] can I borrow sum cash?
[Trademania] haha just sold another brain symb for 200mil, up to 7.6 billion now, wuts up? Wa? No u cant borrow money wtf, u still owe me 140k dude wtf, not like money grows on trees….
To [Trademania] are u sure u make money by selling symbs ? I suspect ur cyboring clanners instead…..
[Trademania] DUDE! Were da heck did u get that idea?!?! That’s crazy!!!
To [Trademania] just wondering………
Bobv makes his way to Omni-Ent grid exit, and after about 10000 messages that he does not have enough CL, he exits to Omni-Ent and makes his way to the arena, Bobv sees Mands standing in the arena, he walks up to her.
Mands: OOHHHH SWALLOW SWALLOW SWALLOW!!!
Mands: MT!
Bobv: O.o… Trademania?
Mands: noo….
[Enfo1337] HELLO CAN U MAKE ME SOME TANGO DIRKS, ACIDBURN SAYD UR GOOD TRADESKILL!!!
To [Enfo1337] im not online atm!
To [Acidburn] hey could you stop telling people to go to me for trade skills already?!?!! IM GETTING LOTS OF SPAM
[Acidburn] im not online atm *snicker*
To [Acidburn] oh… well wen u get on I wana talk to u!
Engineer Slayerdroid II: *points at corner of arena at a Leet*
Bobv: oohhhh…..
Bobv casts his dog and renames it to Doggy
Doggy: ROOF ROOF
Engineer Slayerdroid II: haha those dogs are so dumb!!!
Bobv: why are these dogs so dumb? Hmm…
Bobv casts Intelligence boost on dog.
Doggy: E=MC^2
Bobv: … anyways... Look at that Leet in the corner!!
There is indeed a Leet in the corner!!!
Engineer Slayerdroid II: uhh… this is kinda weird
Bobv: ATTACK!!!
Engineer Slayerdroid II: Attacking…. *sigh*
Leet hit Engineer Slayerdroid II for 10000 points of energy damage, critical hit!
Leet hit Engineer Slayerdroid II for 13000 points of Aimed Shot damage!
Bobv: uhh…. Oh crap
To [Helpbot] whois Leet
[Helpbot] Leet is a lvl 220 agent OMGzHAX RUN IF U SEE HIM
Bobv: not again….
Bobv tries to run away but a root is thrown at him as his Slayerdroid falls.
Leet walks up to him and switches out of Leet form.
Leet: ready to die?
Bobv: EEK
Leet tries to AS Bobv, but Bobv’s special blocker blocks it.
Leet: arrgg nerf bio shield!!!
Leet hit you for 10000 points of energy damage, Critical Hit!
Bobv reappears in the Garden of Dalja
Your bodily remains will be made available when you get a life... I mean… in 75 seconds…
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Bobv gets his remains back…
Engineer Slayerdroid II: told ya…..
Doggy: WOOOF WOOOF *DROOL* BLEEP BLEEEEP
Bobv casts intelligence boost on Doggy.
Doggy: E=MC^2
Bobv waits to rezz while his robots are somewhere around the garden.
Bobv shouts: 189 eng lft!!!
Segovian shouts: Team of 5 with tank, doc, crat, mezzes, MP buffs, and sandwich maker, LF one more!!!! Anyone!!!
Bobv shouts: 189 eng lft!!!
Fixer11101: lvl 153 fixer LFT!!!!
Segovian: oo come here fixer!!!
Bobv: what about me?!?!?!?!
Segovian shouts: sorry were full!!!
Bobv: …
Bobv: I don’t need them!!!
Bobv: where are my pets…….
Bobv looks around and sees his slayers head sticking out from behind the reclaim thingy on opposite side, Bobv walks over to them to see Engineer Slayerdroid II holding a jar of mayo, with a su****ious Cylinder shaped hole in the mayo, obviously there were nuts and bolts sticking out of the object….
Bobv: DUDE!!!!!
Engineer Slayerdroid II: uhhh…. Uhh.. I DIDN’T DO IT!!!! THE DOG DID IT!!!!
Bobv: The dog’s int boost ran out 5 mins ago………..
Engineer Slayerdroid II: looks…. I … I… I can explain….
Bobv: I don’t care!!! U STOLE THAT JAR OF MAYO FROM DEACON’S STORY!!! THAT’S PLAGERISM!!! UR GONA GET US IN SERIOUS TROUBLE, MISTER!!!
Engineer Slayerdroid II: no.. I … stole it from the Craig-Or guy………. He sells em….
Bobv: !!! I DON’T CARE PUT THAT AWAY BEFORE DEACON SUES US FOR PLAGERISING HIS STORY!!!!
Engineer Slayerdroid II: Bobv…someone’s getting a little cap happy…
Bobv: Don’t change the subject!!!!
Engineer Slayerdroid II puts away the mayo jar.
Bobv: now you said you could explain……..
Engineer Slayerdroid II: Look.. its hard being a slayer in this life… because… well… all the girl slayerdroids don’t wana have anything to do with me, because my master is homosexual and all…. You see?
Bobv: ahh its ok, slayerdroi…. Did u just say I’m gay?
Engineer Slayerdroid II: you aren’t?
Bobv: no.. WAIT WTF?!?!?!?
Bobv stares with horror, at his dog, the dog is at under 30% HP, whimpering, and unable to sit down….
Bobv: DUDE!!!
Engineer Slayerdroid II: *giggle* we “interfaced”
Bobv: … and you were saying im gay?
Engineer Slayerdroid II: but ur dog is female!
Bobv: reely? How can u tell?
Engineer Slayerdroid II: we robots can tell……
Bobv: …. Ok we’ll talk about this later lets go explore Adonis or do some crazy thing like that!
Engineer Slayerdroid II: yaaay
Doggy: *whimper*
Bobv heals his doggy up to full hp
Doggy: ROOF ROOF *DROOL* *FART*
Bobv: lets go
Bobv takes a random exit statue.
Bobv: oo this is pretty.. wait.. WHY AM I TAKING DMG?!?!? AHHHHHHHHHHH
Engineer Slayerdroid II: im ok….
Bobv: IM GONA DIE IM GONA DIE
Engineer Slayerdroid II: ask the dog! He’s the smart one *sob*
Doggy: ROOF ROOF
Bobv casts int boost on Doggy in a hurry
Doggy resists the nano
Bobv casts it again
Doggy: YOU DUMB**S!! YOU DIDN’T PUT YOUR META SUIT ON!!!!
Bobv: lay off the caps!!
In a hurry Bobv puts on his metasuit, not minding getting a helmet full of metawater.
The metawater in the metasuit kills bobv.
Bobv: arrggg……….. and ill have to fight the reclaim thingies for remains again….
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Originally Posted by cbus97
