http://www.formspring.me/RagnarTornquist
You can ask him questions and he'll answer them, please note he's answer a lot of questions so make sure you read though and see that he hasn't already answered your question.
Q: How do you really pronounce your name?
A:
You know how some African tribes make these popping sounds when they speak You'll need to look into that.
Now you'll need to find a recording of a sow giving birth. Preferably a prolonged and painful birth. Pay particular attention to the high-pitched squeals.
Practice swallowing your tongue. The further back the better. Watch you don't choke on it.
Roll your R's. The more rolling, the better. It should preferably sound like an angry child pretending to be a motorcycle, alternatively a plane.
Put them all together in a way that produces as much saliva as possible, and launch each syllable like a cruise missile made of pure spit.
You'll probably get it wrong, but people will appreciate the effort.