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Thread: 6 more years! 6 more years! The Anniversary Parody continues

  1. #21
    Nice chuckle from this thread, personal favourite of mine: This side of Christmas.
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  2. #22
    Ziiiiiing!

    Also check massives mmo website. There are promises in interviews dating back approximately 4 years in media.

    Go Funcom, Go Funcom... spread the false promises, spread the false promises.

  3. #23
    Oh, another year has passed?
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  4. #24
    Sticky this?
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  5. #25
    This is what makes the bday so wonderful

  6. #26
    Well at least AO have one thing right, and thats complexity http://www.mmorpg.com/showFeature.cf...-Too-Easy.html

  7. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by Qualto View Post
    Sticky this?
    No?
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  9. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by Anarrina View Post
    No?
    Don't see why not, it's hub of information regarding the Engine Upgrade.

    Clean, Informative and to the point. Easily browse-able for a new player.
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  10. #30
    1- My walker and oxygen tank - 20-30 years.

    2- New AO graphics engine - soon(TM).

    Who wants to take bets on which one will happen first?
    Last edited by ilengineeru; Jun 29th, 2013 at 18:28:32.

  11. #31
    Some of us actually don't care.
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  12. #32
    It's like wheeling Granny out at Christmas...

    Posting in an epic thread :P
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  13. #33
    This thread makes me miss Lindelu, at least she was honest.

  14. #34
    Kinda like waiting for microsoft to release a better version of windows.

    I like this engine as it is. fun thread though. It just shows how underestimated and missunderstood was AOs complexity by game directors over the years.

    Remember these guys gave us troaler, LE, XAN, well things can only get better.
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  15. #35
    Wow. First off, great thread and amazing job.

    Second, when looking at everything like that you can really see how we were led on that trail of endless bread crumbs.

    Also to mention, they (either Ialiya or that new guy) stated that the new engine isn't going to come with all the knobs buttons and whistles that they promised/envisioned. I beleive they are hinting that those releases wont come until later. So, it is safe to say we will see multiple upgrades to the engine over the course of AOs meager life time.

  16. #36
    Quote Originally Posted by Zwelgje View Post
    Most are bitter because they grew old
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    Not all of us grew old. Some of us grew up. I'll leave ya'll to decipher that one.

  17. #37
    Quote Originally Posted by Georgesmith View Post
    Remember these guys gave us troaler, LE, XAN, well things can only get better.

    I'm pretty sure we've only seen the top of the iceberg in terms of crazy.
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  18. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by Alternity View Post
    I'm pretty sure we've only seen the top of the iceberg in terms of crazy.
    I have a feeling this line is going to be siggy material before too long....
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  19. #39
    OP was promised a new engine and all he got was a lousy t-shirt.
    No wait, afaik they didn't give him the t-shirt they promised either.

  20. #40
    I'm starting to think the new engine launch date will be when the real-life year matches the in-game year
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