My dear and loyal subjects:
Dark times are upon us and as the King of RP I feel I should address you.
Last week, as many of you are already well aware, one of the bravest knights of the Realm was slain by the mad King Attrition. Lord-Commander Lornavash, having bravely served two tours of duty on strange and very foreign soil was finally bested by powers beyond even what he could control.
While the dark cloud of mourning still covered my kingdom we were struck yet again, no less than an hour from the time with which I hath pennith this proclamation!
Tragedy again bears its ugly head as the mildly adored Lady Rainys has, just today, found herself the victim of King Attrition. A Lord and a Lady taken from our Kingdom no longer than a week apart!
I understand that this can be unsettling news; however, I am addressing you today a reassure you all that stability shall be maintained at all costs! Our kingdom is not built upon pillars of salt or sand, but rather on the solid rock of your backs!
Remain strong. Remain vigilant. And, more than anything, remain loyal.
Humbly Yours,
King Sottus Mahonus XIV