Aug 5th, 2003, 06:55:44
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Speling Perfeshunal
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Engie Got Bot
I am a big fan of engie bots, so I wanted to share a song I wrote about engie girls and their bots. This is currently being written into a script and will made available for download on my site in a few days after it's finished.
"Engie Got Bot "
a song parody of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back"
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Oh my god, Becky, look at her bot
It is so big
She looks like one of those engie girls, you know?
Who understands those engie girls
Teams only mission with her because her bot is totally OE, okay?
I mean her bot, it's just so big
I can't believe it's so red
It's just over powered
I mean, it's uber
Look, she's just so...high tech
I like big bots and I cannot lie.
You engie girls can't deny.
That when a girl walks in with a bot named "Grace"
With a large chassis in your face
You're good to go
Wanna pet pull mobs
Cuz you notice that bot was buffed
Even pet pathing restraints
Are fixed cuz of player complaints
Oh, engie I wanna team with ya
And take your screenshot
My guildies tried to warn me
But with that bot you got
Makes xping so easy
Ooh, follow her slayer droid
You say you wanna get in my Yalm
Well /assist me, /assist me cuz you bot ain't an average Guardian
I've seen them tankin'
The hell with gankin'
Its strong, `da bomb, got it goin' like a turbo yalm
I'm tired of forum posters
Saying pet classes are too gimped
Take the average engie and tell her that
She'll attack you with her bot, so
/tell us (yeah), /tell us (yeah)
Has your engie got the bot? (hell yeah)
Well tank it, tank it, tank it, tank it, tank that uber bot
Engie got bot
(Uber HP with OE chassis)
Engie got bot
(Uber HP with OE chassis)
(Uber HP with OE chassis)
I like 'em red and damage dishin'
And when I'm chargin' a mission
I just can't kill mobs myself
I need a bot killin'
While I sit, chillin'
I wanna get you camping
And w00t, double w00t w00t
I ain't talkin' `bout MP pets
Cuz notum pets can't tank vets
I want `em real thick and steel
So make that steel double
Zanthyna's in trouble
Beggin' for Trash King rubble
So I'm lookin' at crat pets
Faceless pets tanking like agents
You can keep them pets
I like my bots with uber stats
A word to the robotic pets
I wanna trim ya
I won't /pet terminate ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna powerlevel
Till my buffs run out
Bots can do no wrong
A lot of ninjas won't like this song
Cuz them l337's only play fixers and blitzers
But I'd rather use engie bots
'Cuz they last long, are strong
And they lay the smack-down on
So MPs (yeah), MPs (yeah)
If you wanna team with me and my Slayer (yeah)
Then buff me up, moochie me
Even enforcers got to shout
Engie got bot
Engie got bot
Yeah engies
When it comes to bots
The forums ain't got nothin' to do with my selection
Quality Level 136 bot?
Only if I'm level 63
So your guildmate rolls a meta physisist
Using pets no team has ever missed
But MPs ain't got steel on the back of their meatballs
My teammates don't want pets unless they've got rivets
You can cast heal pets or moochies, but please don't dis my bot
Some players wants to be a-holes
And tell you that your bot can't pull
So you /pet behind it and /pet wait it
Until an add comes and your bot tanks it
So the forums say engies ain't cool
Well I ain't down with that bull
Cuz your pet is red and it's ass kickin'
And I'm thinkin' 'bout twinkin'
To the beaconwarped tanks with rez sickness
You can't tank these mobs
Give me a machine not a living being
Red mobs and adds don't send it reeling
Some n00b tried to killsteal
But gave up cuz he had to heal
He had aggro but he couldn't hold it
So my bot attacked the mob and schooled it
So engies if your bot is uber
But your guildies say it's FUBAR
/tell 1-900-Zanthyna and /org kick them newbie clods
Engie got bot
Engie got bot
Little engie girl but she's got a big bot
Little engie girl but she's got a big bot
Little engie girl but she's got a big bot
Little engie girl but she's got a big bot
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Last edited by Zanthyna; Aug 8th, 2003 at 21:01:38..
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Aug 5th, 2003, 09:53:41
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Leet
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i will definitly have to download that when you put it up..lol
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Aug 5th, 2003, 17:52:46
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Supa Leet
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Very Nice
I'm glad to see OE engies have fans
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Aug 5th, 2003, 19:43:31
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Leetas
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too cool
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Aug 7th, 2003, 01:14:39
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Supa Leet
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Hahah, teh ubar! :P
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Aug 8th, 2003, 00:40:42
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Supa Leet
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HOLY MOCHAM this is BY FAR the funniest thing I have EVER read on these forums!!! This will go down in history as the best AO song to date and....and.....I don't think I ever found myself being attracted to a bot before, but you know.....the nuts and bolts.....and there feet are kinda cute...
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Aug 8th, 2003, 06:39:43
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Supa Leet
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very original...now give us the mp3 version!!!
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Aug 13th, 2003, 16:15:54
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Speling Perfeshunal
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Thank you all for your kind words. (I'm still working on the script for this, but I will put it up for download for you engiephiles when it's finished).
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Originally posted by THEDEACON!
HOLY MOCHAM this is BY FAR the funniest thing I have EVER read on these forums!!! This will go down in history as the best AO song to date and....and.....I don't think I ever found myself being attracted to a bot before, but you know.....the nuts and bolts.....and there feet are kinda cute...
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Thank you Deac for your glowing praise.  That really means a lot, especially coming from you.
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Download hundreds of scripts, including social, pet, combat, funny replies, and utility scripts. Also includes extensive inscructions on scriptwriting and a printable list of all premade implants.
Guide to Teaming With Docs! is the funniest post ever. | "Engie Got Bot" song spoof
AO chat log of Titanic sinking is the second funniest post ever
No matter how many levels I gain, the Lag Monster is always red to me.
End the 1000 character sig file limit so we can link to multiple character and equipment profiles without running out of ro
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Aug 13th, 2003, 16:43:24
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wait, what do i type here
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w00t w00t w00t,
it was so easy to find a team at borgs wen i had a nice big slayer, who wudnt want that in their team over some d00d in carbonum helm and exarch robe
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Aug 13th, 2003, 18:53:35
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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O.o
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[Thedeacon]: As for the "high level n00b" part....Hey, I don't care if they level up....puts them in pvp range quicker.
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Aug 14th, 2003, 04:04:47
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wait, what do i type here
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o.O?
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Aug 14th, 2003, 13:05:13
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Leetas
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Quote:
Originally posted by THEDEACON!
I don't think I ever found myself being attracted to a bot before, but you know.....the nuts and bolts.....and there feet are kinda cute...
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You know you can get one of those. A friend of mine, Tom with the wooden leg, was camping in his cabin. As he slept over, his cig set fire to the blankets and burnt up his leg.
Now, this posed a problem. How to get back to people on 1 1/2 legs? His eyes fell on the oven in the corner; an old-fashioned cast iron oven; you know the ones with lion feet. He attached one of those with two heavy screws to the stump, and managed to get back to the closest town.
His new foot has some problems come with it though. It's as heavy and uncontrollable as a drunken bull, people are scared witless by his footprints, and he has to get regular anti-rust treatments. Other than that he's fine.
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Aug 14th, 2003, 13:40:47
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Soleet
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^.^
I just knew that it was a reference to this song just by the thread title
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Aug 18th, 2003, 16:11:14
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Speling Perfeshunal
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Quote:
Originally posted by Smen
You know you can get one of those. A friend of mine, Tom with the wooden leg, was camping in his cabin. As he slept over, his cig set fire to the blankets and burnt up his leg.
Now, this posed a problem. How to get back to people on 1 1/2 legs? His eyes fell on the oven in the corner; an old-fashioned cast iron oven; you know the ones with lion feet. He attached one of those with two heavy screws to the stump, and managed to get back to the closest town.
His new foot has some problems come with it though. It's as heavy and uncontrollable as a drunken bull, people are scared witless by his footprints, and he has to get regular anti-rust treatments. Other than that he's fine.
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Don't you hate it when that happens? I can't tell you how many times a cast iron oven has helped out in a pinch (it's even more useful then using an eggbeater to replace a severed arm).
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Download hundreds of scripts, including social, pet, combat, funny replies, and utility scripts. Also includes extensive inscructions on scriptwriting and a printable list of all premade implants.
Guide to Teaming With Docs! is the funniest post ever. | "Engie Got Bot" song spoof
AO chat log of Titanic sinking is the second funniest post ever
No matter how many levels I gain, the Lag Monster is always red to me.
End the 1000 character sig file limit so we can link to multiple character and equipment profiles without running out of ro
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Aug 18th, 2003, 16:17:06
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Sure sure 
Personally, I prefer toasters.
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Maimgara - Supreme Creator, The Renaissance - RK2
[Thedeacon]: As for the "high level n00b" part....Hey, I don't care if they level up....puts them in pvp range quicker.
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Aug 19th, 2003, 18:52:07
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Speling Perfeshunal
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Quote:
Originally posted by Maimgara
Sure sure
Personally, I prefer toasters.
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Not only does it make cooking breakfast a cinch, you have the added bonus of firing warm, toated projectiles at all who dare mock you for your appliance appendage.
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www.zanthyna.com (Version 2 of all scripts just released!)
Download hundreds of scripts, including social, pet, combat, funny replies, and utility scripts. Also includes extensive inscructions on scriptwriting and a printable list of all premade implants.
Guide to Teaming With Docs! is the funniest post ever. | "Engie Got Bot" song spoof
AO chat log of Titanic sinking is the second funniest post ever
No matter how many levels I gain, the Lag Monster is always red to me.
End the 1000 character sig file limit so we can link to multiple character and equipment profiles without running out of ro
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Aug 19th, 2003, 23:02:19
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Leetas
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Great and Imagintive!
Fabulous!
I want the song on mp3 soon!!
Thank yoU!
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Aug 28th, 2003, 03:02:27
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Soleet
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awesome stuff... funniest thing i've read...
ever...
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