(( Logs from the Science Symposium event so that all those who missed the it can experience the laughter and drama.. oh and the science of course. May thanks to all everyone who attended.
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Start logging of "Vicinity" at 11/22/03 19:57:18
20:02: Dabblez: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the Isaac Asimov Science Symposium
20:03: Dabblez: The format will be each speaker will take the floor and talk about his or
her subject. I'll then coordinate any questions
20:03: Dabblez: Between speech and questions the time limit is 10 minutes
20:04: Dabblez: Our first speaker is RUR's very own Bogosorter
20:04: Dabblez: and he will talk about leets and thier attraction to solitus females
#1 Bogosorter
20:05: Bogosorter clears his throat
20:05: Bogosorter: Hey, man! I'm Tom Markarian, man, and I'll be reading,
20:05: Bogosorter: like, excerpts from my paper entitled
20:05: Bogosorter: "The Effects of Leetus Uberus on Homo Solitus Females"
20:05: Cogs concentrates on the speaker
20:05: Bogosorter's pet, The Shover: Chicks Dig Leets
20:05: Bogosorter clears his throat
20:05: Bogosorter: In my study, I exposed, like, a whole lot of
20:05: Bogosorter: Homo Solitus females to Leets under carefully
20:05: Bogosorter: controlled conditions and, like, took measurements
20:05: Bogosorter: of their neurochemistry.
20:05: Bogosorter's pet, The Shover: We took some Leets and a biocommunicator to a bar, dad.
20:05: Nepentheia: Leets Roxxor
20:05: Bogosorter: Uh... Right, man.
20:05: Bogosorter clears his throat.
20:05: Bogosorter: All for the benefit of science, man.
20:05: Bogosorter: The experiment showed that, like, the mere sight
20:05: Bogosorter: of a Leet resulted in an increase in levels of
20:05: Bogosorter: 2-phenylethylamine, norepinephrine, and dopamine
20:05: Bogosorter: consistent with, like, the consumption of
20:05: Bogosorter: stimulants in the methylxanthine family.
20:05: Bogosorter's pet, The Shover: Leets are like a box of chocolates.
20:05: Bogosorter clears his throat
20:06: Bogosorter: 2-phenylethylamine is also called, like, PEA, man.
20:06: Bogosorter: It's, like, the most important of these because PEA
20:06: Bogosorter: stimulates the release of dopamine and serotonin
20:06: Bogosorter: in addition to, like,
20:06: Bogosorter: binding the dopamine receptors directly.
20:06: Bogosorter's pet, The Shover: Leets make you feel good!
20:06: Bogosorter: Unlike many, uh... pharmaceuticals, the dopamine
20:06: Bogosorter: response was confined to the prefrontal cortex, man.
20:06: Bogosorter: Not, like, the nucleus accumbens
20:06: Bogosorter: or general mesolimbic system.
20:06: Bogosorter's pet, The Shover: Leets are safe and non-addictive!
20:06: Bogosorter: Handling a Leet, like petting and cuddling, man,
20:06: Bogosorter: showed an increase the, like oxytocin and
20:06: Bogosorter: endorphins levels, which could explain the 'bonding'
20:06: Bogosorter: which occurs between females and Leets, man.
20:06: Frarco looks puzzled
20:06: Bogosorter's pet, The Shover: Leets are like your children.
20:06: Bogosorter: But, like, these increased levels of
20:06: Bogosorter: neurotransmitters were only observed as long as
20:06: Bogosorter: the Leets kept quiet, man. A few words from a Leet
20:06: Bogosorter: reduced the, like, neurotransmitters
20:06: Bogosorter: to normal levels in a few minutes, man.
20:06: Bogosorter's pet, The Shover: Keep your mouth shut, dad. Except for compliments.
20:07: Bogosorter: In conclusion, like, further research is
20:07: Bogosorter: necessary to determine if the effects
20:07: Bogosorter: are, like, universal among breeds,
20:07: Bogosorter: and if they're, like, purely psychological, man.
20:07: Bogosorter: Of if, like, Leets produce chemicals
20:07: Bogosorter: which cause this response.
20:07: Bogosorter's pet, The Shover: I'll get the Leets, dad, and meet you in a hour.
20:07: Bogosorter: So, like, any questions, man?
20:07: Mysten blinks
20:07: Cogs: Yes
20:07: Missmaul 's eye twitches.
20:07: Nashka: Hmm I do
20:07: Nepentheia: Nope. No question about it. Chicks dig leets.
20:07: Frarco Jaw drops
20:07: Nepentheia nods.
20:08: Cogs: Bogo.....what would you say the scientific impact of your work would be?
20:08: Nashka: How come it don't work for me when I'm a leet?
20:08: Bogosorter's pet, The Shover: Tell them about the rabbits, dad. Tell them about the rabbits.
20:08: Blackswords: have you tried your research with Adv Leets as the test catalysts?
20:08: Bogosorter: Well, it's like, general research, you know. Basics. It's not expected to have, like, an impact.
20:08: Frarco grins
20:08: Cogs nods
20:08: Bogosorter: But it might help me get some chicks gridmail addresses... Their *real* addresses.
20:08: Cogs: So...you don't see any commercial value here?
20:08: Nepentheia: Fuzzy Lap-warmers, Leets are. Even the grumpiest of people are much happier after being in the company of a Leet.
20:08: Nepentheia nods.
20:09: Chireenia: Umm.. I got a comment, mr. Markarian.
20:09: Bogosorter: I used, like, only genuine leets, not adventurers pretending, man.
20:09: Nepentheia: You'd be amazed by the results of both. Really.
20:09: Nepentheia nods.
20:09: Nashka: Yea synthesis the stuff for the Homo Solitus Male... Can ya do that?
20:09: Bogosorter: Oh, sure. If the qualities of Leets could be refined, man. There'd be a lot of commercial value, man.
20:09: Nashka: That would certainly help Dude
20:09: Blackswords: so perhaps you should see if there is a measurable change between real and fake leets.
20:10: Bogosorter: That's a great idea, man. I'll be sure to check it out.
20:10: Nepentheia: Ever see someone turn into a leet? Total attitude adjustment. They can be dower and grouchy... turn them into a leet and POOF, they're bouncing and scampering about, joyously.
20:10: Chireenia: I'm a woman, and I can't say I particularly like leets. Real or fake. Is it something wrong with my chemical receptors?
20:10: Nashka: So Leets in a bottle sure be a bit cruel though
20:10: Nepentheia: Never... ever... underestimate the Power of Leet.
20:11: Nashka ponders the thought
20:11: Bogosorter: No, man. The degree of response varied from subject to subject, man.
20:11: Lexmcstorm rubs his left arm watching silently
20:11: Kritias smiles.
20:11: Bogosorter: I wouldn't be, like, putting real leets in a bottle, just any chemicals that could be, like, traced and refined, man.
20:11: Nepentheia: Leets have an especially strong attraction to blondes of both sexes, I've noticed.
20:11: Nashka: Hehe
20:12: Masterlilli raises his hand
20:12: Bogosorter: I'll have to check that out, too, man.
20:12: Nepentheia leers at Bogosorter.
20:12: Bogosorter: Cool, man. That's about it, man.
20:12: Cogs applauds
20:12: Dabblez: Thank you for that.
20:12: Bogosorter's pet, The Shover: Terminate command received.
20:12: Nashka: Nic eone Dude
20:12: Cogs: Very interesting!