Jan 21st, 2004, 11:49:30
|
#1
|
|
Speling Perfeshunal
|
AO chat log of Titanic sinking
AO chat log taken when the RMS Titanic sank
If AO had existed in 1912, the Titanic disaster would have been quite different. This is what the last chat log from the RMS Titanic would've probably looked like.
Changing area. Please wait.
Entering 'North Atlantic'
[Baltic]: Greek steamer Athenia says iceberg mobs and large camps of social ice mobs today at 4151 x 4952. gl Titanic on first ding!
To [Baltic]: thx
Executing program: Iceberg Lookout.
Unable to use skill: Iceberg Lookout. Binoculars not found.
Californian: Hey, Antillian.
Antillian: yeah?
Californian:Three red berg mobs S of me at 4230 x 4990.
Antillian: thx
[White Star Lines] Titanic: Over half way to NY!
[White Star Lines] Olympic: Sweet!
[Mesaba]: In coords 4200x5125, saw much red ice mobs and great number social icebergs, also boss ice, be careful.
To [Mesaba]: k
Californian: Ant, I've got ice adds. Going to camp here 4 now.
Antillian: k
[White Star Lines] Titanic: where r u?
[White Star Lines] Olympic: I just left NY myself. Docks r overcamped.
[White Star Lines] Olympic: Cunard is raiding this zone and might passengersteal u.
[White Star Lines] Titanic: n00bs! If they try to PS me, I'll train them.
[White Star Lines] Olympic: lol!
Attacked by Iceberg!
Executing Nano Program: Hard-A-Starboard.
Your Rudder Size is required to be at least 301!
You're unable to perform this action. Please check item.
Executing Nano Program: Full Astern.
Nanoprogram executed succesfully.
Executing Nano Program: Close Watertight Doors
Nanoprogram executed successfully.
Iceberg hit you for 327 points of cold damage!
Iceberg forces your NCU to run Water Damage...
[White Star Lines] Titanic: wtf! I got attacked by Ice mob!
[White Star Lines] Olympic: suxxor!
You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
[White Star Lines] Titanic: Crap! Iceberg hit me with nasty DOT! plz come help!
Titanic shouts: Ice aggro! Ice aggro! Help!
You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
[White Star Lines] Olympic: Am buffing up swimspeed as fast as I can.
Frankfurt shouts: wtf? Everyone told you not to sail through ice mob spawn.
You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
Titanic shouts: Attacked by berg! Plz help! Come to 4146x5014
[White Star Lines] Olympic: omw
[White Star Lines] Titanic: thnx
[Frankfurt]: u need help?
You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
To [Frankfurt]: yes! come quick!
[Frankfurt]: brb, dinner
You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
[White Star Lines] Olympic: When this is over, u should go back to Harland & Wolfe and upgrade your rudder implants.
Titanic shouts: I'm snared by agg ice mob. Health down. 4146x5014. Plz hlp.
You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
[Carpathia]: Cape Race wants to know why you're not answering /tells.
To [Carpathia]: I'm sinking! Plz help!
Virginia shouts: I can help u
You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
[Carpathia]: Hang on, asking captian.
You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
To [Carpathia]: Will tip 100k!!!
Titanic shouts: vir, come to 4146x5014
You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
[Carpathia]: Ok, omw.
Titanic shouts: plz help!
Titanic: Californian, please help me!
You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
To [Californian]: Plz come help me! I can see u sitting there doing nothing.
[Californian]: The user is currently AFK.
You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
Titanic shouts: plz hurry! all lifeboats gone and health almost out!!!!1!!11!111
Titanic shouts: vir, u comming?
[Frankfurt]: What is the matter with u?
To [Frankfurt]: STFU, I'm busy!
Virginia shouts: laaaaggggggg
You were attacked with water from Iceberg for 250 points of flood damage.
Nanoprogram Full Steam to New York terminated...
You lost 1522 souls.
These souls were added to the pool of unsaved souls that you atone for through improved maritime saftey laws. Your current pool of usaved souls is 1522.
Changing area. Please wait.
Entering 'Bottom of the Atlantic'
[Californian]: Sorry, was /afk. Did you need something?
__________________
www.zanthyna.com (Version 2 of all scripts just released!)
Download hundreds of scripts, including social, pet, combat, funny replies, and utility scripts. Also includes extensive inscructions on scriptwriting and a printable list of all premade implants.
Guide to Teaming With Docs! is the funniest post ever.  | "Engie Got Bot" song spoof
AO chat log of Titanic sinking is the second funniest post ever 
No matter how many levels I gain, the Lag Monster is always red to me.
End the 1000 character sig file limit so we can link to multiple character and equipment profiles without running out of ro
Last edited by Zanthyna; Jan 21st, 2004 at 17:44:25..
|
|
|
|
Jan 21st, 2004, 11:55:48
|
#2
|
|
Hug-O-Doom
|
hehe good one
hugs
lilnymph |
|
|
|
|
Jan 21st, 2004, 11:59:57
|
#3
|
|
Leetas
|
lol
__________________
Soon to be gone; avaiting my posts to reach classic/relic status.
|
|
|
|
|
Jan 21st, 2004, 12:10:50
|
#4
|
|
Phear Leet
|
woot nicely done!
__________________
~RK 1~
190 Omni Adv Druid "Allanor" Rafe
Unit Commander of Dragon-SiN-
equip
60 Meta-Physicist
--------------------------------------
Explorer 86% Socializer 73%
Achiever 40% Killer 0% |
|
|
|
|
Jan 21st, 2004, 13:05:18
|
#5
|
|
Supa Leet
|
lol!
|
|
|
|
|
Jan 21st, 2004, 13:23:50
|
#6
|
|
Supa Leet
|
pffftph.. typical of fixers never evacing when it's truely needed *glares at lil* yea, you know what i'm talking about ...
Hehe, jk
GREAT STORY/LOG !!!! |
|
|
|
|
Jan 21st, 2004, 13:30:26
|
#7
|
|
Teh puppet mastah
|
LMAO!
Great one...
I think the iceberg-mob should have been more chatty, like going: "stfu nubi" - or something...
/Bras |
|
|
|
|
Jan 21st, 2004, 15:08:43
|
#8
|
|
Mongo!-ing MP
|
lol
__________________
I'm the Christian that the devil and liberal media warned you about.
Rubber "Mrfli" Duckie - Enforcer/211/12/equip - Hugging reclaim so that you don't have to.
Charlie "Deadleet" Murphy - Meta-Physicist/169/05 - I <3 Biazu the Vile.
Evil "Twiin" - Enforcer/90/05 - I can never remember if I'm the good twin or the evil twin.
|
|
|
|
|
Jan 21st, 2004, 15:29:23
|
#9
|
|
WTB Nevver in 25%
|
That was very very funny. 
__________________
-Finalizer Vixentrox-
Former President and Founder,
-Whisper's Edge-
Former Member of the Atlantean CoT Clerical Staff
Socializer 73% Killer 53% Explorer 53% Achiever 20%
Kissysuzuki -
WTB small enough brain and lack of imagination to be able to sit and solo hecklers for 5 days straight.
|
|
|
|
|
Jan 21st, 2004, 16:09:01
|
#10
|
|
Isis In Darkness
|
/me will make a comment when she can finally stop the hysterical laughter she's desperately trying to contain
__________________
Jen Markarian - Put the weirdness back in Omni-Mining
Updating my stories -- 19/03/08. Going slowly, but certainly
Anarchy Reloaded - AO webcomics for the sake of being silly
I never want to lose what I have finally found
There's a requiem
A new congregation
And it's telling me: go forward and walk
Under a brighter sky
-- Delerium, Euphoria --
|
|
|
|
|
Jan 21st, 2004, 16:35:56
|
#11
|
|
Leetas
|
LOL
Real good one |
|
|
|
|
Jan 21st, 2004, 17:52:04
|
#12
|
|
NT Dogooder
|
Very good, sent it to my non0ao Titanic enthusiastic mate, did his dissy on it
__________________
Jeremiah 'Ramat' Carmichael. Luckiest NT alive because hes married to 'Meraise'
Master Nano Programmer on call. Writter of 'Jeremiahs Comprehensive Nano-Technician Guide'
Damon 'Screwz' Gabriel. Master QFT and CL specialist on call. 1250+ in QFT/CL , other tradeskills also.
Member of Illuminati
Quote:
Originally posted by Cz
WT*?! I take Friday off to play AO from Thursday to Monday morning, and Atlantean is down! Gaaaaah! FRUSTRATION CAPS! *bangs head on keyboard* {Edited by moderator: Watch it Cz!!} *bangs keyboard on monitor*
|
|
|
|
|
|
Jan 21st, 2004, 17:58:27
|
#13
|
|
Soleet
|
That's awesome! Nice job |
|
|
|
|
Jan 21st, 2004, 18:13:25
|
#14
|
|
Phear Leet
|
That was great! Liked all the accurate details.
|
|
|
|
|
Jan 22nd, 2004, 06:55:10
|
#15
|
|
Uber Challenged
|
roflmao that is one of your best =P
|
|
|
|
|
Jan 22nd, 2004, 16:17:35
|
#16
|
|
Eleet
|
*ROFL*
awesome post!!
__________________
Psyblade - level 191 Keeper
General of the Regulators
Beyond the senses is the mind, and beyond the mind is reason, its essence
Beyond reason is the Spirit in man, and beyond this is the Spirit of the universe
the evolver of all
- Mascaro 65
|
|
|
|
|
Jan 22nd, 2004, 17:28:02
|
#17
|
|
Soleet
|
__________________
Executing Nano Program: Shangri-La's - Leader of the Pack.
Crevex + +
|
|
|
|
|
Jan 22nd, 2004, 17:28:56
|
#18
|
|
Soleet
|
rofl. very nice log i could image it would have been that way |
|
|
|
|
Jan 22nd, 2004, 18:01:37
|
#19
|
|
Leetas
|
ROFLMAO!!!
|
|
|
|
|
Jan 22nd, 2004, 18:38:29
|
#20
|
|
Leetas
|
I see it made it to the front page of the Vault. Very nice work...cracked up my group of AO'ers here at work
__________________
Michael "Talonarr" Hawke
Clan Adventurer
Dual Resident of Borealis/Jobe
The Choice |
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 15:35:11.
|
