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    Talking Heckler Quotes - Updated

    Hello All:

    I recently returned back to AO (and the forums) after a needed three month break. I'm glad to see that the orginal thread had lots of updates in my absence. I'll take the time over the next day or so to capture everything here from the updates. Due to board limitations I had to move everything to a new thread due to spacing issues.

    This time, lets keep things on this thread related to funny stuff you see and hear please. I don't want us to argue about anything, do that elsewhere. This thread is to make us laugh at all the changes we constantly adapt to in the incredible gaming world of AO, SL and now AI.

    See ya'll in game,
    Dono

    Quotes:

    "What? Crats get a psychology buff? " - 186 crat
    "Any of you guys selling symbs? I'm still using stuff I put in when I was level 80. Got any weapons good for MP?" - 192 MP (said while in active heckler team in adonis)
    "CH draws aggro?" - 203 player
    "I have heals?" - 180 MA
    "Why does he keep running all the way up there? Why doesn't he just use his gun to shoot the heckler from here?" - 197 Trader
    "Hey Athwan, how exactly do you mongo?" - 150 Enf
    "What's UBT?" - 150+ Doc in Adonis heckler team
    "Anyone have any bullets? I just bought 10K and I'm out already" - 203 Sol
    "What?! AT stacks with OS?" - 179 Sol
    "I think that Adonis is hosted on an FC employee cell phone" - 201 Fixer
    "What mob in inferno drops the Nanoshutdown nano" - 206 MP
    "Anyone know where Tarasque is? Is it hard to solo?" - 34 MA (OOC Channel)
    "What is RRFE?" - tlvl6 Adv
    "Wow.. a soldier can get 100%+ reflect with TMS, nice" - same Adv 5 min after getting explained to what RRFE is.
    "What do those numbers mean?"-160+ Adv (in ref to coords being provided)
    "What prof can buff agility?" - 179 Agent
    "What do you mean if I'm team leader I can charm easier?" - 200 Crat
    "What do you mean by /assist and heal????" 200 doc
    "I R teh uberest puller you know" - 190 Enf, 2 minutes after falling to RK
    "How do you make yourself big like that???" - TL6 Enforcer
    "Heal pet is on me, why would I put it on puller??"- TL6 MP
    "Mezz pet? Why mezz when you guys are just hitting it" - Same TL6 MP
    "Sorry I dont have MM mochams" - 182 mp
    "What is Nanoshutdown?" - 193 mp
    "I don't like him so I didn't heal him" - 190ish doc in vicinity just after the enf died
    "Why would i need a joy of the race longshot does more dammage" - 200 Agent
    "He doesn't need the heal pet, he has TMS" - unk
    "I got this token thing in my inventory, what does it do?" - 164 MA in team BS mission
    "Monster parts, ugh, well that can just suck my monster part."
    "i think i should start tipping Crats for still playing the Game"
    "Does anyone know the Gridstream url?" - 81 MP at Forum Mod Party
    "I do not mongo because then I get aggro and die." - 192 Enf
    "i havnt 1k board yet"? Which board? Why "1k"? - 160+ Crat+
    "you dont need mochams, CI is much better, trust me!" - 150+ MP
    "What is a ganker???" - 200 Adv
    "Theres a 9% baton?" - 190+ Crat
    "What button do I press to initiate attack?" - 194 MP
    "What is an fgrid?" - 190 Adv
    "If i heal my damage output goes down." - 100+ Doc
    "Sry I dont have DirtyFighter, I haven't blitz it yet...." - 150+ MA
    "I don't have nano comps, dont need it." - 130+ Fixer
    "Where is the terminal to save?" - 167 Fixer in Adonis garden
    "do you think it'll be ok if i tag along?" - Private tell from Omni to Clan player, at a Tara raid
    "Dude can I get some NCU and an Fgrid?" - 180+ Fixer (asking another fixer)
    "Whats UBT then eh?" - 210 MA
    "How long has this been here, did they just put it in?" - 70+ Sol referring to the Grid
    "Hi, can I have a free yalmaha please?" - Beggar
    "I do not charm Hecklers, it is too risky" - 210 Crat in Heckler team
    "Man, I keep getting aggro. This gun sucks!... I need a better QL." - 175+ Agent in ref to pulling too much aggro
    "PRICE CHECK (Instruction Disc (Total Mirror Shield Mk I))" - 118 Keeper in OOC
    "your a n00b I've played this game for 6 years you don't know anything hah!" - "High Level" Engi
    "Newland has a grid exit???" - "High Level" Clan Player
    "Sorry I don't have the time to team." - 185 MA (after asking for IC)
    "can i have some evades plz?" - 212 Doc (speaking to 220 Crat)
    "ess pls" - TL6+ Player (while in grid)
    "Can you drain psychic on this mob pls?" - 210+ Crat
    "Where are the level 200+ mission terminals?" - 205 Enf
    "i chased u and saw ya die though i know how to break roots my buddy dont" - 203 Enf in PvP (referring to a 205 Enf who didn't know how to use his Rage line)
    "Mongo doesnt work.. So I use single taunts" - 145 Enf
    "202 unguilded enforcer asking me and complaining that he couldn't place a tower at someone's base..." - reported by Tyk
    "WTT First Tier Adventurer Jobe Suit Body for the Doc version(that looks better)" - 146 Adv in clan shopping channel

    Things that should not be...

    200 MA without MoP
    205 enf without CS
    200 engie without EP
    200 enf without Prod Str
    200 toon with empty token board
    Last edited by Dono; Sep 3rd, 2004 at 22:39:35.

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    Quotes - Continued

    Humorous Skits

    LOL - posting one of my own from 1 Jun 04
    Dono and 180+ MP
    MP: Hey, you the one with rimor heck post?
    Me: Huh? Oh the quote post? Yes
    MP: I not ebay, you make me look like idiot.
    Me: Huh? Did someone name you? I remove names if I post quotes...
    MP: Something I said was posted, and people know it's me.
    Me: Uh, unless you told them, how would they know it was you?
    MP: You such noob, how many 180+ MPs you think there are in game?
    Me: many
    MP: There cannot be more than 5 or so, the guy I got MP from said I was in top 10 on server.
    Me: o.O

    Rev and a 185 MP
    Me: Meet me in ICC please.
    MP: ICC?
    Me: ...
    Me: Nm, meet me in NLC instead then.
    MP: NLC?
    Me: ...
    Me: Newland City, you are putting me on aren't you?
    MP: No, where is Newland City?
    Me: Nm, where are you, I come there.

    Fleat and Title6 MA
    MA: 'What is RI?'
    Fleat: 'Reduce Inertia'
    MA: 'Thats a MA buff?'

    Gunsaber and 200 Fixer
    Me: Can I get a gsf and fgrid from ya pls
    Fix: Srry I dont have them
    Me: Dont have them?
    Fix: I dont know wht shop sells them.

    Desp and 218 Soldier
    [Sol] i got a pair of Inf Boots for you, 70mill flat..
    [Me] great, meet you in ICC
    [Sol] Sorry someone bidded 75mill
    [Me] Do you understand the meaning Flat Price?
    [Sol] ?
    5min later...
    [Sol] Sorry, i saw everyone else use Flat price so i did too, dident know what it ment...

    Gorman and Title5 Doc
    Me: Hm, doc, are you UBTing? These hecklers hit harder then usual?
    Doc: UBTing? What's that? I just started to play.
    Team (politely) explains what's UBT.
    Doc: Oh, I have that nano but I didn't know it's useful.

    Aridollar and 148 Enf
    Enf: Biggest wrangle plz
    You cast Skill Wrangler (Premium) in playerX NCU.
    Enf: Need bigger
    Me: You'd need to be 185 for me to be able to give you a bigger one
    Enf: Get a clue gimp

    Trajal and 205+ NT
    Me: "Can I get pnh please?"
    NT: "I didn't upload that yet."
    Me: "Um, heh, OK i have the ID on my fixer - want me to get it for you and you can make it into crystal?"
    NT: "ID? Crystal? Dude... what do you mean?"

    Assaerje and 167 Doc (at merc raid)
    Me: "Can you CH?"
    Doc: "CH?"
    Me: "Complete Healing"
    Doc: "I dont need it atm, i'm ok with usual heals."
    Me: "you lucky, i have CH crystall yet, take it and go in CH order."
    He took nano and return it back.
    Me: "???"
    Doc: "sorry, cant upload it yet"
    Me: "omg... Take CI from MP"
    Doc: "i'm with CI"

    Assaerje and TL6 Adv(Omni Ent Arena)
    Adv: "duel?"
    Me: "sure"
    He gone to reclaim in 30ish seconds."
    Me: "why you didnt use BC?"
    Adv: "BC?"
    Me: "Bio Cocoon"
    Adv: "what do you mean?"
    Me: "erm... you havnt SL?"
    Adv: "yes, i have SL"

    Assaerje and 131 Engi
    Eng: "can i get run speed buff plz?"
    Me: "hm? agents havnt self run speed buffs. Of course, i can go fixa and give you gsf, but i need to go enf very soon (it was between BS grid and todays towers)"
    Eng: "only agents have run speed buff! can i get it plz?"
    Me: "*starting laugh* which name of buff?"
    Eng: "Quickness"

    Serpentin and 190 Adv
    Me: "Why aren`t you in Warrnet?"
    Adv: "What is warrnet?"
    Me: "The bot you should be in to get points for spawning and raiding mercs."
    Adv: "Mercs?"
    Me: "Yes, mercs. Mercenaries. Ian Warr and stuff."
    Adv: "I heard this was a good plave to find good guns, but i haven`t seen any."
    Me: "You`re probably after PoP/RoP, and you`ll have to wait to the mercs are spawned to have any chance getting those."
    Adv: "What are PoP/RoP?"

    Patrick187 and 112 MA
    MA: "Which vendor sells FGrid"
    Me: "It isn't sold, it is a quest for fixers"
    MA: "Which mob starts quest?"
    Me: "Check anarchyarcanum.com"
    MA: "What level do you have to be?"
    Me: "Just have to have the reqs to cast the nano. What level is your fixer?"
    MA: "I don't have a fixer. I was getting FGrid for my MA"
    Me: "Uh, no you aren't"
    MA: "Dude, everyone can cast FGrid."
    Me: "Okies. Good luck with that."

    Sgtdono and 203 Crat
    Me: "Can you run AF or HM please?"
    Crat: "AF HM?"
    Me: "Yes, Assassins Focus or Heroic Measures"
    Crat: "???"
    Me: "They are motivational speeches...."
    Crat: "Oh, haven't had time to get those things yet."

    Omyi and 170 MA
    MA: "Hey you fixy can you hlp plz?"
    Me: "Sure whats up?"
    MA: "Warp me to Bor quick plz"
    Me: "You want me to warp you to Bor from here? I cant jump off and meep you dude im trying to lvl"
    MA: "What? just warp me plz quick"

    Player and a Soldier
    Sol: "how much you want for that?"
    Plyr: "just make me a fair offer"
    Sol: "well, i dunno... i dont have much, only have 150m"
    after negotiating a fair price
    Sol: "nevermind, i dont want it, i dont have enough sense."

    Freka and TL6 Crat
    Me: "Add!"
    (silence)
    Me: "Add! Mezz it ffs!"
    (3 hecklers adds hitting me while chain CHing myself)
    Me: "MEZZZZZZZ WAKE UP CRAT!!!"
    (me at reclaim)
    Me: "What were u doing *crat*?"
    Crat: "What do u mean? U died, not my fault."
    Me: "well, why didnt u even try to mezz, ffs?"
    Crat: "If I mezz, i wont hit perks in the right time. Now stop telling me what to do and let the tank tank next time."
    Me: "Well, if I heal with 3 adds, without someone aoe taunting, is normal that I will get agro..."
    Crat: "Too bad. You comming back or we pick this MA here?"
    (few rounds later)
    Crat: "You guys mind if I pick a charm pet?"
    Team: "go ahead (about time!)"
    (tl6crat runs off and return with a crippler)
    Team: "hmm why dont u charm a heckler?"
    Crat: "Long charms doesnt work on them. Too high *psycology*."
    Me: "get Team Empowered TMD... i can get it for u in adonis garden."
    Crat: "I don´t have spec2 yet. Stop telling me what to do n00bs!"
    (tl6crat left team)

    Doctorfun (as 80 MA) and 100+ Enf
    Me: "Can't you taunt?"
    Enf: "taunt?"
    Me: "yes taunts get the mobs on you"
    Enf: "how do I do that?"
    Me: "you have nanos that taunt and other stuff, like flurry of blows... or just loot a Library of Foul Language there"
    Enf: "don't know what those are"
    Me: "(getting pissed now) well I keep dieing because you don't know that."
    Enf: "so now it is my fault you can't take the beating?"
    Me: "(after a long deep breath) can you please find a way to hold the aggro on you?"
    Enf: "LOL you n00b this aren't aggros, this are BORGS"
    Me: "thanks for the team guys, need to go, sorry."

    Sol and Team mate
    Sol: "guys I think we need another tank. I can't take all that damage"
    Teammate: "LOL that is your fault. Don't you have PMS?"

    Tyk and 201 Fixer
    Me: "Can I bum an fgrid man"
    Fix: "Sorry, I havn't found what store sells the team version."

    Dyna (as crat) and Team Mate
    TMate: "xp buff please"
    Me: "incoming baton"
    a few minutes later:
    TMate: "xp buff please"
    Me: "incoming baton, make 22 ncu free"
    3 min later:
    TMate: "xp buff please"
    Me: "incoming baton, last time"
    again 3 min later:
    TMate: "xp buff please"
    Me: "wtf you need xp buff constantly for? Casted it 4 times now!"
    TMate: "It keeps running out after 3 minutes"
    Me: "o.O"

    Jollzwhin (as 120 Doc) and TL6 Doc
    Doc: "SFA PLZ!"
    Me: "O.o!?"
    Doc: "I dont have it yet. SFA PLZ."

    Jollzwhin and 203 Fixer
    Me: "GSF please"
    Fixer: "team then"
    Me: "GSF is single target, you dont need to team."
    Fixer: "is that an rk nano? I dont use them"

    Shylah and 186 Player
    Player: "Can anyone tell me how to get to Hope? Its in Mort?"
    Me: "you need to grid to NLC, whompaa to NLD ect ect"
    Player: "Oh what is the grid?"
    Me: "the grid system? Where are you? I'll show you a terminal."
    Waits in Rome Red Whompaas to show a terminal.
    Me: "Your 186 and you don't know what the grid is? Follow me."
    Arrives at terminal.
    Me: "Ok your complit should be high enough, click this and wait."
    Player: "Ooooo I didn't think I could use this, I'm an MA."

    Megabob and 174 Enf
    Bad pull, had many adds. Crat mezzes all adds only to have enf mongo in the center of the mezzed mobs. Shortly after, at reclaim:
    Enf: "<crat> why didn't you heal me?"
    Me: "why did you mongo?"
    Me: "and wtf heal you how?"
    <insert team explaining that crats don't have heals>
    Enf: "i use mongo to heal."
    Me: "well that's not so smart with mezzed adds, is it?"
    Enf: "what is mezz?"
    Team: "mezz, calm... you know. the nano that makes the adds *not* beat you?"
    Enf: "there is an item that does that?"
    Team: "o.O"
    Team: "with adds, you're better off using layers to soak the damage."
    Enf: "layers?"
    Team: "you know, absorbs."
    Enf: "what's that?"
    Team: "O.O"

    Afrodragon and Others
    Player: "excuse me, afrodragon?"
    me: "yes?"
    Player: "can i get ess please?"
    me: "um...im an MA"
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    *player looks at my Torture Tool...
    Player: "afrodragon? what is that in your hand?"
    /me posts my kewl TT
    Player: "thats a low ql, where do you get that?"
    me: "inferno dude, its easy"
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    *Afro flies around town in his phatazz red yalm, goes to WW on his way to portal for sl...
    Player: "afrodragon?"
    me: "yah?"
    Player: "can i get a ride?"
    me: "lol man, this is only a one seater"
    Player: "pfft"

    Akgis and 209 Adv
    me: "do you know that a RoP is nice for adonis heks?"
    Adv: "no way my jspp is better I do 10K full autos"
    me: "I mean for the offhand, keep the JSPP and put a RoP too"
    Adv: "you saying that my jspp suxx?!"
    me: "no man iam just giving you a advice and iam talking about the flux"
    Adv: "Show the "pain of patricia""
    me: "RoP not PoP."
    Adv: "?? I dont wana do 300 min damage everytime"
    me: "RoP is nice it doesnt do min damage and you have spacials and is more fast than you flux"
    Adv: "you saying that iam a gimp? kick me then"
    me (and team): "no we wont kick you just saying that RoP is a good weapon for heckling and its easy to get, drops from Patricia Lee from merc camp" <--
    *Team tries to explain what RoP is...*
    Adv: "No way I will use a *shows pain of patricia* does 300 damage everytime and I dont use RK guns cause its gimp."
    me: " ... *tries to forget*"
    Adv: "you are a gimp and you do min damage everytime LOL "
    me: "get a RoP and test it and RoP is dirent from pop" *explaints the chem damage thing to him -again-*
    - After 30minutes-
    Adv: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah reign of patricia is a diferent weapon"
    me (and team): "0_o"

    Gunsaber and 200 Adv
    Adv: "gunsaber, whts your faction?"
    me: "46k"
    Adv: "i have 12k faction and i dont get sk, how come?"
    me: "you should be getting sk, i dont know why your not"
    Adv: "it says i lost 110 points of sk."
    me: "lost sk, you sure you have 12k faction?"
    Adv: "yes, i have 12k reedemed faction"
    me: "OMG!"

    Meld and 120 NT
    me: "dude nts can meep do u have that nano?"
    NT: "im a nt not a fixer"

    Player and BS Mission Team
    *me gets mish and goes to mish and wait inside for 15mins.
    Team Ldr: "Hey, we need to re-roll the mish, come to NL."
    me: "Why?"
    Team Ldr: "Just come back."
    me: "Why do we need to re-roll the mish?"
    Team Ldr: "COME BACK NOW!"
    me: "WHY??????????????????????????"
    Team Ldr: "(Another teammate) didn't get teh mish when you rolled it."
    *me startes to type a long explaination of "How to update teammates for missions

    Pitbull and NT
    me: "well if u need money try doing RK missions, it`s steady income"
    NT: "nah, it`s too camped"

    CICS and 168 Crat
    Crat: "you are cheating, u can't have 2 charmed pets. I will petition you to FC."
    me: "Ofcourse u can, recheck ur charm nanos (if u have any)...."
    Crat: "ffs, i can't stay on a team with a noobs." (he left team)

    CICS and Trox Agent in Ely Heckler team
    Good prox pull on one of three hecks, agent AS too soon (pulling all 3)
    me: "Dont AS so soon. Watch out for adds. (now, all 3 hecklers pulled, instead of one)"
    silence...... Team fighting.... agent dead, but all other members survived.
    me: "Plz dont start attack before heckler is propbly pulled out."
    Agent: "Damn noobs! can't even pull a heckler. I just saved her live and she is bitching me."
    Agent left team....
    Last edited by Dono; Sep 4th, 2004 at 00:48:41.

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    Continued -

    Humorous Skits

    Callhandor and 140 MP
    MP: "I gotta get more faction so i get more xp off hecks."
    Me: "Dude xp isn't affected by faction. only sk is"
    MP: "No way it is affected."
    Me: "No it's not. i got a 214 main i know what i'm talking about."
    MP: "Oh i got a 210 enf and a 205 eng faction affects xp."

    Wildmoon and 210 Enf
    Enf: "where can we meet ?"
    Me: "Tir grid ?"
    Enf: "this will take to much time for me to find it can u come to me?"

    Hsin and Title6 Doc
    Me: "Docs, use assist heal"
    Doc: "What's that?"
    Me: "./assist would change the target to whatever your original target is fighting. Using it would help you to target whoever is being attacked."
    Doc: "Dude it takes too long for me to type "/assist" everytime before I heal."

    Trajal (on alt) and 161 MA
    Me: "Can I get Mark please?"
    ...minutes later...
    Me: "Mark please?"
    ....more time...
    Me: "Um MA can I get mark please?"
    MArt: "What is this MARK?"
    Me: "It's a crit buff - mark of peril? Mark of danger?"
    MArt: "I have better"
    Me: "THey are self only though, mark please"
    MArt: "I cast better on you"
    Me: "No, it wouldn't land, it's self only"
    MArt: "But I cast better - you have enough NCU?"
    Me: "Yes, I have 6 level 200 NCU's in and about 300 free, that won't work - I need Mark."
    MArt: "Sec, I cast better on you but make sure you have enough NCU."
    ...casts...
    Me: "Look that didn't work, it won't work, ever, i wish it would but that buff will not work on anyone else. You need to get mark nano i think."
    MArt: "Why would I want that? I have better."

    Armaklaesy and Engi
    Engi: "CM pls"
    Me: "you are too low level."
    Engi: "Too low level for composite masteries?"
    Me: "I don't have that"
    Engi: "a 216 MP without comp masteries, WTF!?!?!"
    Me: "an engie without his Fisher Price tool set? WTF!?!?!"

    Arrax (as Engi in Slayerdroid form) and 130 NT
    Me: "hit me HE please"
    NT: "i can't see you"
    Me: "I'm here =)) See on jumping robot =)"
    NT: "Wow! What command for pets to jump? /pet jump?"
    Me: "It's me. HE please..."
    NT: "sorry, i can't buff pets"

    Capnsmash and 200 Enf (before SL release)
    Enf: "How do I sit?"
    Me: "x"
    Enf: "dosen't work, I sit down and then stand back up."
    Me: "just push it once and wait, you might be laggy."
    /me does a whois query because I'm interested why someone who can use the OOC doesn't know how to sit
    Me: "my lord you are level 200 and don't know how to sit!? I smell some ebay right here."
    Enf: "I'm not ebay, I levelled up just like everyone else."
    Me: "so you went all the way to 200 without sitting?"
    Enf: "Yes"
    Me: "Impressive, I wish I could do that."

    Kranden and an ARK
    Me: "exuse me where is Mercs? I hear they drop good armor."
    Ark: "mercs?"
    Me: "Like Ian warr and Ris lee. Some high lvl told me that they have good armor."
    Ark: "Ohh mercs, I think you are too low to do them."
    Me: "Wut level should i be?"
    Ark: "90 i think."

    TimmyTurtle and a TL6 Keeper (with FBR)
    Keeper: "mark plz risk no ncu for higher"
    Me: "why? you won't do anymore damage than without it"
    Keeper: "it increases crits and those do more than regular hits"
    Me: "I know that but the FBR does flat dmg even if it says crit it'll still be the same as the other hits"
    Keeper: "why"
    *explains crit chance to him and value to him*
    Keeper: "o dam if only uvc wasnt self only"
    Last edited by Dono; Sep 4th, 2004 at 00:55:57.

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    Talking Quotes - Continued

    Reserving this space for future use -

    Dono
    Last edited by Dono; Sep 3rd, 2004 at 22:32:12.

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    Reserved

    Saving a couple of extra slots for future use (just in case).

  6. #6
    First post and bump! w00t gogo dono~
    Whine more plz I feed on your tears

    Ethernal- "Friends don't let friends infonet drunk"

    My internet is waaaay faster than yours so you can suck my fiberoptic!

  7. #7

    hehe

    Good to see you found it already Kranden. Glad to be back, let the humor begin!
    -Dono
    Proud Member of The Renaissance

  8. #8
    lol this thread is just too funny
    Whine more plz I feed on your tears

    Ethernal- "Friends don't let friends infonet drunk"

    My internet is waaaay faster than yours so you can suck my fiberoptic!

  9. #9
    Ok i got one dono, To make this even worse this was an ark!

    Ok so i rolled a new toon for fun and I see one of the new arks helping a noobie. I wait for him to be done and I decide to play around with him for a while.

    Me: exuse me where is Mercs? I hear they drop good armor.
    Ark: mercs?
    Me: Like Ian warr and Ris lee. Some high lvl told me that they have good armor.
    Ark: Ohh mercs, I think you are too low to do them.
    Me: Wut level should i be?
    Ark: 90 i think.

    I cried
    Whine more plz I feed on your tears

    Ethernal- "Friends don't let friends infonet drunk"

    My internet is waaaay faster than yours so you can suck my fiberoptic!

  10. #10
    ROFL Kranden
    Acardia Level 220 Pistolero- hit 220 in Org City
    Adolphus Level 215 Dictator
    Festamus Level 220 Hammer Swinging trox with pets

    Before you loose everything it's good to realize that life is beautiful.

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    WB Dono. Get a kick out of these posts everytime I read them. Just wish I could actually run into a n00b like some of these myself, but all I get are noobs that just like to confuse me.

    TL6 Keeper w/ FBR: mark plz risk no ncu for higher
    Me (lvl 202 MA): why? you won't do anymore damage than without it
    Keeper: it increases crits and those do more than regular hits
    Me: I know that but the FBR does flat dmg even if it says crit it'll still be the same as the other hits
    Keeper: why
    *explains crit chance to him and value to him*
    Keeper: o dam if only uvc wasnt self only
    /scratch
    /me walks away
    They told me to shoot straight
    Don't pull the trigger squeeze
    That will ensure a kill
    A kill is what you want
    A kill is why we breed

    10,000 voices 100 guns
    100 decibels turns to one
    One bullet one empty head

  12. #12
    wtf, that keeper must have thought that.. Since when you crit.. the message is longer.. err.. like.. You hit xxx for xxx damage vs you hit xxx for xxx damage, critical hit! :P fools






    welcome back dono, this and Wrangelines tier armor thread are the most funny ones ever :P

  13. #13

    Me and 216 solja at tundra

    Me: os/at please.
    "X" executes Offensive Steamlorer within your NCU...
    ....ZzzzZ 5mins pass
    Me: AT please
    ....ZzzzZ 5mins pass
    Me: "X" AUTOMATING TARGETING PLEASE
    216 solja: forgot to blitz it
    Me: funny, the nano is lvl 90ish and last time i checked it was shop buyable...

    That was about one month ago..d00d reached enlightement a few days ago..wonder if he got AT...
    Mad as a Hatter
    Devil Inside's official mascot

  14. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Kranden
    Me: exuse me where is Mercs? I hear they drop good armor.
    Ark: mercs?
    Me: Like Ian warr and Ris lee. Some high lvl told me that they have good armor.
    Ark: Ohh mercs, I think you are too low to do them.
    Me: Wut level should i be?
    Ark: 90 i think.

    I cried

    Please tell me this is a lie


    please

  15. #15
    not a lie ask cyborgrx he was with me ><
    Whine more plz I feed on your tears

    Ethernal- "Friends don't let friends infonet drunk"

    My internet is waaaay faster than yours so you can suck my fiberoptic!

  16. #16
    Omni ent arena
    Clans 211 MA (wielded tier3) versus omni 193 agent
    Me: duel?
    MA: haha, you want to try?
    Me: duel?
    MA: man, i'll kill you.
    Me: yes/no?
    MA: haha! lets go
    9 sec
    Alpha, dead MA
    Me: man, wth? are you ma?
    MA: you just have a luck. Want to repeat?
    Me: um... Know you what means "evades"?
    MA: evades? sure. i have about 800ish EvdClsC.
    ***[maybe i did mistake about 211]
    /tell hugeinc !whois *********
    [huge, inc] ********* , 211 Martial Artist, Opifex, Clan, member of ****** ** *******.

    Me: sorry, too tired today. Wanna bed. Good hunt to you.

  17. #17
    funny thread, yet really really sad, nerf hecklers give sk more of a variety, but maybe now with AI people will figure out what RK is
    Your Advertisement Here: 5 mill.

    Cause im a low life loser who sucks at this game and will never be able to achieve what I want with a guild I didn't have the chance to get into.

  18. #18
    so im up around broken shores pvping for fun with some orgmates when a fixer in grid armor sends a tell about a duel guess the 220 fix 220 soldier and 210 enf were too much so he thought he'd get an easy kill with the 211 crat. Feeling saucy I decide to accept......idiots beware if your dumb enough to challenge a nanomage with a omni shadowbreed you get what you get.
    mek lets duel
    ******fixer: you know im gonna own you.
    me: Yeah probablly but heres me almost giving a care
    ******fixer: ok you can shoot first
    2 seconds later burst,flingshot,pets attacking,root,rule of one then hots kicked in healing so I shadowbreeded
    ******fixer: No Fair you cheat
    me: how?
    ******fixer: outside buffs crats dont have a 1k reflect shield only traders do
    me: Ok if you say so chief
    ******fixer: and you had an adv morph you ontop of that
    me:do you know what shadowbreeds are?
    ******fixer:This has nothing to do with expansion packs.
    me:Lemme guess short bus?
    ******fixer: Up yours noob
    me: shows the /played ******fixer is offline blah blah
    then 2 days later we run into each other in bore advanced he keeps saying I had a trader give me a 1k reflect and an adv morph so we duel again in an empty gs I do the same
    ******fixer: If you would stop cheating I could kill you
    me: ok your going on ignore for being ignorant
    ******fixer:its spelled ignorent

    btw dono welcome back
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  19. #19
    204 Fixer: is snare like a weapon?
    Lynyah - 211/11 Solitus Clan Fixer
    Proud Member of Genesis (RK2)

    Quote Originally Posted by Boinky
    you can ride around on the TOtW Train and ride the Taraesque (it's a rollercoaster).

  20. #20
    I met a funny guy sitting in Elysium garden... he is a level 60 keeper wearing a battlesuit (^^ who cares he is level 60). I am there with my 90ish agent. A level 200 fixer is there.

    60 Keeper: Fix wrangle me plz
    200 Fixer: ? I can't cast that
    60 Keeper: need wrangle
    /me explains how 200 Fixer is - um - a fixer, and they don't get wrangle - but traders and agents do and maybe I can give him a hand

    *we travel to backyard*
    *he explains to me he needs a bigger weapon so he can kill the guy that drops the stygian desolator, because he kept getting killed trying to get it*

    me: ok clear your NCU
    60 Keeper: ok done

    *fp trader, drain, cast wrangle*

    me: says you don't have enough NCU, did you clear any buffs you had going?
    60 Keeper: yes
    me: team skill wrangler takes 29, how much do you have?
    60 Keeper: 8
    me: ...
    (it was a painful afternoon)

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