Hello All:
I recently returned back to AO (and the forums) after a needed three month break. I'm glad to see that the orginal thread had lots of updates in my absence. I'll take the time over the next day or so to capture everything here from the updates. Due to board limitations I had to move everything to a new thread due to spacing issues.
This time, lets keep things on this thread related to funny stuff you see and hear please. I don't want us to argue about anything, do that elsewhere. This thread is to make us laugh at all the changes we constantly adapt to in the incredible gaming world of AO, SL and now AI.
See ya'll in game,
Dono
Quotes:
"What? Crats get a psychology buff? " - 186 crat
"Any of you guys selling symbs? I'm still using stuff I put in when I was level 80. Got any weapons good for MP?" - 192 MP (said while in active heckler team in adonis)
"CH draws aggro?" - 203 player
"I have heals?" - 180 MA
"Why does he keep running all the way up there? Why doesn't he just use his gun to shoot the heckler from here?" - 197 Trader
"Hey Athwan, how exactly do you mongo?" - 150 Enf
"What's UBT?" - 150+ Doc in Adonis heckler team
"Anyone have any bullets? I just bought 10K and I'm out already" - 203 Sol
"What?! AT stacks with OS?" - 179 Sol
"I think that Adonis is hosted on an FC employee cell phone" - 201 Fixer
"What mob in inferno drops the Nanoshutdown nano" - 206 MP
"Anyone know where Tarasque is? Is it hard to solo?" - 34 MA (OOC Channel)
"What is RRFE?" - tlvl6 Adv
"Wow.. a soldier can get 100%+ reflect with TMS, nice" - same Adv 5 min after getting explained to what RRFE is.
"What do those numbers mean?"-160+ Adv (in ref to coords being provided)
"What prof can buff agility?" - 179 Agent
"What do you mean if I'm team leader I can charm easier?" - 200 Crat
"What do you mean by /assist and heal????" 200 doc
"I R teh uberest puller you know" - 190 Enf, 2 minutes after falling to RK
"How do you make yourself big like that???" - TL6 Enforcer
"Heal pet is on me, why would I put it on puller??"- TL6 MP
"Mezz pet? Why mezz when you guys are just hitting it" - Same TL6 MP
"Sorry I dont have MM mochams" - 182 mp
"What is Nanoshutdown?" - 193 mp
"I don't like him so I didn't heal him" - 190ish doc in vicinity just after the enf died
"Why would i need a joy of the race longshot does more dammage" - 200 Agent
"He doesn't need the heal pet, he has TMS" - unk
"I got this token thing in my inventory, what does it do?" - 164 MA in team BS mission
"Monster parts, ugh, well that can just suck my monster part."
"i think i should start tipping Crats for still playing the Game"
"Does anyone know the Gridstream url?" - 81 MP at Forum Mod Party
"I do not mongo because then I get aggro and die." - 192 Enf
"i havnt 1k board yet"? Which board? Why "1k"? - 160+ Crat+
"you dont need mochams, CI is much better, trust me!" - 150+ MP
"What is a ganker???" - 200 Adv
"Theres a 9% baton?" - 190+ Crat
"What button do I press to initiate attack?" - 194 MP
"What is an fgrid?" - 190 Adv
"If i heal my damage output goes down." - 100+ Doc
"Sry I dont have DirtyFighter, I haven't blitz it yet...." - 150+ MA
"I don't have nano comps, dont need it." - 130+ Fixer
"Where is the terminal to save?" - 167 Fixer in Adonis garden
"do you think it'll be ok if i tag along?" - Private tell from Omni to Clan player, at a Tara raid
"Dude can I get some NCU and an Fgrid?" - 180+ Fixer (asking another fixer)
"Whats UBT then eh?" - 210 MA
"How long has this been here, did they just put it in?" - 70+ Sol referring to the Grid
"Hi, can I have a free yalmaha please?" - Beggar
"I do not charm Hecklers, it is too risky" - 210 Crat in Heckler team
"Man, I keep getting aggro. This gun sucks!... I need a better QL." - 175+ Agent in ref to pulling too much aggro
"PRICE CHECK (Instruction Disc (Total Mirror Shield Mk I))" - 118 Keeper in OOC
"your a n00b I've played this game for 6 years you don't know anything hah!" - "High Level" Engi
"Newland has a grid exit???" - "High Level" Clan Player
"Sorry I don't have the time to team." - 185 MA (after asking for IC)
"can i have some evades plz?" - 212 Doc (speaking to 220 Crat)
"ess pls" - TL6+ Player (while in grid)
"Can you drain psychic on this mob pls?" - 210+ Crat
"Where are the level 200+ mission terminals?" - 205 Enf
"i chased u and saw ya die though i know how to break roots my buddy dont" - 203 Enf in PvP (referring to a 205 Enf who didn't know how to use his Rage line)
"Mongo doesnt work.. So I use single taunts" - 145 Enf
"202 unguilded enforcer asking me and complaining that he couldn't place a tower at someone's base..." - reported by Tyk
"WTT First Tier Adventurer Jobe Suit Body for the Doc version(that looks better)" - 146 Adv in clan shopping channel
Things that should not be...
200 MA without MoP
205 enf without CS
200 engie without EP
200 enf without Prod Str
200 toon with empty token board