Sudden burst of creativity

[Ober]

You're in the battle station now (You're in the army now..)

Heal modify nerfed to the promised land
Uncle Silirrion does the best he can
You're in the battle station now
Oh, oh, you're in the battle station now

Now you remember what the description said
Lethal poisons and super heals
You're in the battle station now
Oh, oh, you're in the battle station now

When things go good you’re the hero of the day
When things go bad, you’re always rooted and left behind
You're in the battle station now
Oh, oh, you're in the battle station now

E-Peen /shouts as you wait in queue
and once you get inside, it’s every man for him self
You're in the battle station now
Oh, oh, you're in the battle station now

Ransacks, Deprives, NSD and stuns
sticking to you like it’s nothing new
If you want to survive perk, perk, stim, book, and pray for help
You're in the battle station now
Oh, oh, you're in the battle station now

Alpha zergs hunting you down all night
The title farmers /shouts (HEAL ME NOOB)
You're in the battle station now
Oh, oh, you're in the battle station now

Our orders are to heal on sight
But no one protects or buff you
Something here doesn’t seem quite right
You're in the battle station now
Oh, oh, you're in the battle station now
You're in the battle station now
Oh, oh, you're in the battle station now

Blinded by NT so you just can't see
Zerg is on the way!
You're in the battle station now
Oh, oh, you're in the battle station now
You're in the battle station now
Oh, oh, you're in the battle station now

Oh, oh, you're all alone now


PS: I originally intended to do "Docs just wanna have fun", but I failed at finding good text

[Siorai2]

The lyrics to the popular Radiohead song "Meep".

When we were here before,
Couldn't heal you if I tried,
I'm just like a zombie,
More dead than I'm alive.

You float like a feather,
With evades oh so huge,
You're so fuggin special,
I wish I was special

But I can't Meep.
Oh I can't Limber
What the hell am I doing here,
Oh I don't belong here.

It's not like you'll get hurt,
It's not like I can touch you
You're so very special
I wish I was special

But I can't Meep,
I don't have blockers,
What the hell am I doing here
I don't belong here, oh, oh

I'm, running out again
I'm running out, I run, run, run, ruuuuuun
ruuuuuuun.

Whatever makes you happy,
Whatever you want,
We'll make you more special,
As long as docs aren't made special.

Cause I can't Meep,
And noone buffs me,
What the hell am I doing here,
I don't belong here

Oh I don't belong here.

[Blondenurse]

@.@

[Malosar]

On the theme of songs.... Metallica "Sad but true....."

[Astera]

haha!

Thanks for the morning laugh, Siorai

[epolass]

Looks like some of us are looking for a Reconverstion, as they are loosing their jobs IG

[Docya]

(Melody = ghostbusters)


There`s something strange in the battlehood
Who you gonna call?
FUNCOM!

There`s something weird and it dont look good!
Who you gonna call?
FUNCON!

If your seeing things, rolling over you!
Who can you call?
FUNCOM!

An invisible man, killing you with a BAM!
Who you gonna call?
HE-MAN!!!!! heh jk :P

---People ain`t affraid of no doc!----

If your all alone , you better move along!
Who can ya call?
FUNCOM!

---People ain`t affraid of no doc!----



>< just had to add my own lil stuff here, found other ones entertaining.

[sidethrust]

OMFG siorai that was hilarious

[Zhakkari]

Good thread, helped me digest the stale pizza I just ate.

[Siorai2]

WTB more songs from docs, come on people, we've discussed weapons to death, we've managed to better document our weaknesses, and indeed strengths, than most, and now I demand singing!!

Bonus points for anyone managing to come up with a witty version of a "Death cab for cutie" song.

[Grafter]

Lou Reed - Walk on the DocSide.

The healer came from Newcomer Island, FLA.
Crip and heckhealed his way across to ElySA.
Got lifegiving elixir on the way, even though the tanks around didn't know how to play..

I Said Hey Babe, Take A Walk On The Doc Side.
I Said Hey Sugar, Trying Healing on the Doc Side.

The Doc zoned to Adonis Garden..
ninjavited, the doc could only say 'pardon?'
but the doc never lost his head, even when adds were pounding his head..

I Said Hey Babe, Take A Walk On The Doc Side.
I Said Hey Sugar, Trying Healing on the Doc Side.
And the hecknoob tanks go:
doot de doot, doot de doot de doot, doot doot doot de doot doot doot (rep)

Docs were always pushed away,
teams just blamed them, oh we paid and paid.
An AI raid here and there, we whored ourselves to be just where?

I Said Hey Babe, Take A Walk On The Ignored Side.
I Said Hey Sugar, Trying Healing on the Doc Side.

Little Tier 1 upgraded, oh what a way!
For the glyphs we just had to pay and pay!
A Hustle here and a hustle there, penumbra is the place where..

I Said Hey Babe, /s Get This Aggro off me Side!
I Said Hey Joe, Trying landing UBT on the Doc Side.

Sugar Train Rush through the Inferno streets,
Looking for a half-decent weapon, even crats have us beat,
Went to the laggy-side gardo, and all we get is ig-ig-nored.

I Said Hey Sugar, Take A Walk On The Doc Side.
I Said Hey Babe, Take A Walk On The Doc Side.
Alright. Huh.

Doc is just powerlevelling away,
Thought she would be effective later (in a way)
Then i guess she realized "how icky", how we die in BS so quickly -_-

I Said Hey Babe, Take A Walk On The Gimp Side.
I Said Hey Honey, Take A Walk On The Nerfed Side.

and all the other professions kill us and say:
doot de doot, doot de doot de doot, doot doot doot de doot doot doot (rep)

/end

[Adocalypse]

Hahahahaha<3<3

This thread made my day

[amodrek]

The lyrics to the popular Radiohead song "Meep".

When we were here before,
Couldn't heal you if I tried,
I'm just like a zombie,
More dead than I'm alive.

You float like a feather,
With evades oh so huge,
You're so fuggin special,
I wish I was special

But I can't Meep.
Oh I can't Limber
What the hell am I doing here,
Oh I don't belong here.

It's not like you'll get hurt,
It's not like I can touch you
You're so very special
I wish I was special

But I can't Meep,
I don't have blockers,
What the hell am I doing here
I don't belong here, oh, oh

I'm, running out again
I'm running out, I run, run, run, ruuuuuun
ruuuuuuun.

Whatever makes you happy,
Whatever you want,
We'll make you more special,
As long as docs aren't made special.

Cause I can't Meep,
And noone buffs me,
What the hell am I doing here,
I don't belong here

Oh I don't belong here.

lmfao

[epolass]

Rihanna : S.O.S. (Rescue Me)

[Intro]
Lalala lalala la la lala la Ohhh
You know... I never felt so gimp before
Lalala lalala la la lala la Ohhh
Feels like.. so gimp

[Verse 1]
I'm obsessive when just one thought of pvp comes up
I'm aggressive just one thought of buffing up
You got me stressing, incessantly pressing on "Q"
'Cause every moment gone you know I heal you
I'm the healpet and you're of course the master
Just hold me close man 'cause I'm your tiny healer
You make me freakin out, never in danger
But I can't focus on your ass, others are calling out for help

[Chorus:]
S.O.S. please someone buff me.
It's not healthy... for me to ask this way
Y.O.U. are making this hard,
I can't survive it, see it don't feel right
S.O.S. please someone unroot me
It's not healthy... for me to die this way
Y.O.U. are making this hard
You got me assistin' and ubtin' but can't enjoy the fight

[Bridge:]
This time please someone come and unroot me
'Cause Triple on my mind it's got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me lookin' for the rest of me
Funcom is testing me but still I'm losing it
This time please someone come and unstun me
'Cause alpha on my mind, it's got me losing it
I'm lost, you got me looking for the rest of me,
Got the uber gear, and now I'm wasting it

[Verse 2]
Just your essence to enhance my survivabilty
Yes it's a buff, it's free, you can cast it on me
My ncu needs love, c'mon and I'll give you a HOT
My worst nightmare is out the door, can't seem to find a way to rock
Please team me (uh huh) you know teamnates enjoy the fight
Team me on, forget you pvp title tonight.
I'll fight with you, trust me you can count on my heals
Man it keeps me hanging on the way all make me feel

[Chorus:]
S.O.S. please someone unroot me
It's not healthy... for me to die this way
Y.O.U. are making this hard
You got me assistin' and ubtin' but can't enjoy the fight

[Bridge]

Man, you know I dont care about your epeen
And man, your stuff's is not worth such a self-esteem
I said man I'm telling you, you got me freakin'
I don't know what to do it's true
I'm going crazy over this,
I'm full agg.

[Chorus:]
S.O.S. please funcom help me.
It's not healthy... for docs to feel this way
Y.O.U. are making this hard,
You got us assistin' and ubtin' but can't enjoy the fight

[Bridge]

[Outro]
Lala lala lala lala Ohhh
Ohh ohh lala lala lala lala
Oh oh

/cry

[Baldyr]

I feel uptight on a Saturday night
Nine o' clock, the BS is my lonely fight
I hear my teamchat and it pulls me through
Comes on strong, tells me what I got to do
I got to

Get up
Everybody's gonna move to core
Get down
Everybody's gonna join for more

YOU GONNA LOSE YOUR TITLE IN BS

Get up
Everybody's gonna move to core
Get down
Everybody's gonna join for more

Getting late
I just can't wait
Ten o'clock and I know I gotta retake B
First I DOT, then I flee...
Start up the mech, and I try to make the core my show

Get up
Everybody's gonna move to core
Get down
Everybody's gonna join for more

Movin' fast, doin' mighty fine
Hit top DOT's but I'm still dmgin' much too slow
I heal so good, I'm so alive
I hear my team chantin' on the chat
It goes

Get up
Everybody's gonna move to core
Get down
Everybody's gonna join for more

Twelve o'clock, I gotta run
There's a fixer ahead, his starin' at me
Oh my God, no time to UBT
I got to laugh 'cause I know I'm gonna die
Why

Get up
Everybody's gonna gank the doc
Get up
Everybody's gonna kick your behind

[Odinochka]

HAHA, this is priceless

[Hailzy]

You're such an inspiration
For the ways that I will
Never, ever get to be
Oh so many ways for me to show you
How funcom has abandoned me

*effe* your server, your battlestation, your mission
They did this, took all you had and
Left us this way, still we pray, never stray, never
Taste of the fruit, always thought to question "why?"

It's not like we can kill someone
It's not like we can drive a hateful spear into your side
Praise the Advy who left you broken down and stunned

They did it all to you...
They did it all to you...

Oh so many ways for me to show you
How you dogma has abandoned me

Pray to your server, to your funcom
Never taste of the fruit, never stray, never break, never
Choke on a lie even though they're the one who
Did this to me, we always thought to question "why?"

It's not like we can kill someone
It's not like we can drive a spiteful spear into your side
Talk to ARK as if they knew the reasons why

They did it all to us...
They did it all to us...
They did it all to us


/done. Theres my two cents

[Ober]

I feed on your songs!

Maybe this is the way to get it through to FC..

<3

[Leyanne]

Great stuff guys

[Leyanne]

You're in the battle station now
PS: I originally intended to do "Docs just wanna have fun", but I failed at finding good text

Gave it a try


I come to BS in the morning light,
Shade shouts "You know you gonna die right!?"
Oh,dear, oh dear,
We're gonna get some stuns,
And docs,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh,docs,
Just don't wanna run.

I come to BS in the middle of the night,
Agent yells "I’m gonna AS your life!"
Oh,agent,dear,
You know you're still number one,
But docs,
They wanna have fu-un,
Oh,docs,just wanna have
That's all they really want.....
Some fun....

When the day of healing is done,
Oh,docs,
They wanna have fu-un,
Oh,docs,
Just wanna have good gun....

Docs,
They want,
Wanna have fun.
Docs,
Wanna have

Some profs take all the kills,
Agents hide they don’t need skills.
I’m gonna be the one to get all the stuns.

Oh,docs,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh,docs,
Just wanna have
That's all they really want.....
Some fooking fun....

Repeat to the end.


Yes, i'm pissed at the agents atm