So today I spent my Friday night talking to the community I work for! Talk about dedication to the job! They were all naughty and wanted muffins chased by a purple hat but the purple hat took away CH and everyone was angry so additional muffins were had to calm everyone down. Then we went on and talked some more about CH, Agents are the nerfest, Agent damage PvM is fine and we have statistics to prove it (tm), and how there was speshul information available about Agents post-balance that they would very much like to know but weren't going to know until Canada stopped eating the information like maple syrup so instead there was a very big icehocky icehockey ice hockey ice-hockey dammit how do I make my browser stop btiching this is a misspelling party. We should really be adding triple AS cobra to the game for great justice and also so klod cant use his double AS tigress and then hopefully someone is going to tell all of us what agents are going to get even though yea its not permanent and stuff and it may still change which is something we completely understand. Then everyone went on and grabbed a beer in Means cellar which was full of 7 year old cheese which even Means didn't know was there, but it turns out the horses had made a secret stash of horsemilk cheese which was even more special. Yeah, special vintage cheese the French would be jealous here guys. Genele played wow with iriche and macrosun and they were all 3 pissed off because iriche levelled to 85 which wasn't good! Means decided he wanted Oslo to go out with a bang and carried his CRT monitor all the way up to the roof of the FC HQ and then the whole dev team popped a beer and watched as Means dropped the CRT monitor down with a loud bang which was very entertaining. BUT it turns out that triggered a sekrit piece of code in the monitor which divided by zero and EMP'd the whole forams so it could no longer upload excel files with trader nanos in it. Cool eh. As side effect the new engine got a new feature, an ocean of tears by raging fans who thought the engine wasnt coming BUT HEY WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED the new engine doesnt run on petrol it runs on tears! So for optimization the devs released trader docs along with the new engine and the built-up flood of tears nearly killed the engine but in the end didnt except it was like shell ubrefuel you know the formula 1 stuff. The engine was then inserted to the plane and had a chess match against the dogs and cats that were speaking norwegian while the engine had been programmed to speak canadiyankean. It turns out there was a faxing machine inside the plane to the big disappointment of cube who had to plug it in but joeymtl immediately reeked a government conspiracy because the government only uses faxing machines to communicate even because they will only be getting computers with email in 10 years because they are 20 years behind everyone in technology so sezmra was like ok guys just plug that machine in and nogoal was like PUT PAPER INNIT OR IT DONT PRINT but iriche felt like calling the goblings in wow for help because they quest for faxing machines.then collodion was extremely amazed by the 15 terabytes ram in the faxing machine and joey told a cool story about tourettes patients working at the callcenter so he was dumbfounded someone couldnt get a job there and as you may not know aiken doesnt like skype. THEN SUDDENLY joey got angry and started cursing at level occluderdesigners or something for having a lot of "mature fun" with his face while trying to get out of the "unwanted mature fun" maze. arriviste wanted a baisc urban battle suit but he couldnt so the mobs were about to have their way with him for the third time just before he reached a token.Originally Posted by Kintaii
I hope you all enjoy this chunk of information until another dev comes in here and calms you some more. :P
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