This is my opinion on how you should go about getting buffs. I am sure many will agree with me and by the same token many will disagree. What prompted me to write this is that I pay a subscription to play the game not just so I can buff you. I don’t mind buffing people but there is a small but significant number of ungrateful people who seem determined to spoil my game play. This has forced me to use another character to lfg for my mp so I can avoid the aggravation.
What buff do I need?
Click here to find out what buff you need and who can cast it on you.
Go to the “Item Type” pull down menu and select “Nanos”
Go to the “Item Affects” pull down menu and select “Agility”
Click “Search”
You will see a number of Nanos show up, some are self only, some are debuffs.
There are only 3 here that will do you any good.
Click on each one and have a look.
There are a few things to look for here:
Flag – DefaultTarget (if you see this then it is a self only buff and cannot be cast on others, no good to you)
NCUcost – 43 (make sure you have enough NCU for the buff)
Requirements
to use
Self VisualProfession == Adventurer
Self Level >= 195
Self PsychologicalModification >= 775
Self SensoryImprovement >= 775
(you will need a very high level Adventurer, notice how it says “VisualProfession” this means an agent could cast it too)
Now check out Feline Grace buff, Agent, 17 NCU, only 252 PM SI needed so the Agent does not need to be that high, level 50 should be safe. Ok check you have 17 NCU free now lets go find a level 50+ agent to hassle. *buff will only last for 30 minutes so be ready.
Finding your target
A good place is where the higher levels gather to look for a team, if you are clan then Tir just outside the South Gate. Another is the shopping channel, try not to spam and be prepared to tip for the service.
You can use the list command to see if your targeted profession is about, /list agen 50 200. (see /list help for instructions on how to use) Or target people and press “T” until you find the profession you are after.
Shopping Channel
If you see someone advertising on shopping channel offering to buff you for tips please remember that the only reason they are doing this is to make some money so keep that in mind when it comes to tipping time.
Stalking the Target
For the most part your target will be a high level player 120+ and for them the novelty of buffing people has long worn off. They will buff you for a number of reasons, they know they will need a buff someday too, they don’t want to end up on some ones black list, it is the fastest way to be rid of you or just for the money. (Heard some do it just to be nice, but that might just be a nasty rumour)
The idea here is to make things as easy as possible for the buffer so stand in front of them so they know where you are, if they do give you the buff they will need to be able to target you. (if you typed /list and don’t know where they are see below).
If you are in a yalm or car get out of it or stay in it, do not ask then start do get out as you cannot be buffed while changing state.
Make sure you have the NCU free!!
The /Tell
This is what it all comes down to and everyone has a different idea on how this should be done so whatever you do someone will not be happy. Some find abbreviations offensive especially “leet speak” as in “moch me plz” others want the request in vicinity others in a /tell.
I think the most important thing here is to get everything you want across in just one tell while still being polite about it. This way they do not have to even type in a reply if they don’t wish to.
/macro buffme /tell %t hi, sorry to trouble you but could I get MC and TS mochams please.
I would copy and paste that macro, stand in front of the person, target them and hit the macro, this should work most of the time. Of course this will not satisfy everyone but then what will?
The /List Approach
Be very careful here as this is one of the best ways to get on someone’s /ignore list.
If you found the type of character you are looking for on /list but don’t know where they are I would alt – tab while running around hoping to spot them. If you need the buff that bad and are willing to run the risk, offer money “/tell persononlist hi, sorry to be a bother but found your name on /list and need TS MC mochams bad, will pay 500k can you help me please?” and keep you fingers crossed, if you are very lucky they will even refuse the tip too. Unfortunately you would have to be extremely lucky to find any high level MP not /anon due to being hassled via /list.
The Tip
If you are a newbie one of the first things you need to understand is that a huge amount like 200k is just a token amount to a 125+ character. I am going to come at this from the buffers point of view.
No matter what anyone tells you the majority of people want tips for their buffs, if only for the opportunity to refuse the buff so they get the nice warn fuzzy feeling “see I not only buffed you but didn’t charge you”. Anyone who disagrees with this is probably a level 50 engineer (no offence to the engis out there) and there will be those that will disagree, you cannot make everyone happy no matter how hard you try.
For the most part if you are under 75 and don’t look like a “twink” your tip will not be accepted but at least you offered. So what do you tip? There are no hard and fast rules here but if you are level 180 and you offer 5k guess what you can do with it.
Under 50: 1k – 10k
Between 50 – 100: 10k – 50k
Between 100 – 200: 50k – 500k (I wouldn’t pay more than 500k for normal buffs)
This of course should increase depending on how much hassle the buffer needs to go to. You will never know if your tip will be accepted, if the buffer is broke at the time then the chances are it will be. In my experience only about 1 in 10 people even bother to tip about the same ratio of people that don’t even say thank you, so it about evens up. If more people tipped I believe buffs would be a lot easier to come by.
Bye Bye
Don’t forget to say thank you maybe even throw in a /bow. Now time to make clean get away.
A True Story
Happened recently see if you can spot the mistakes.
(only the names have been changed to protect the noob)
Noob>hi
Hi
here we go
Noob> can you moch
Yes
Noob> can you cast moch on me plz
Yes
What sort?
Noob> MC TS
I can’t see you
Noob>where are you?
*(see below)
Tir SG
Noob> whats SG?
Tir outside the South Gate
Noob> omw
Noob> I’m here where are you?
On the path
spots Noob casts TS but no NCU for MC
not enough ncu
Noob> try now
casts MC
Noob runs away, never to be seen again. Not even so much as a thankyou! (added to never buff again list).
*normally I would stop here and do one of two things: ignore them and if they continue bugging me /ignore them for real or “this is your lucky day if you can find me you win a free buff”, “cool, so where are you?”, “ahh if I told you that would be cheating”. I must have been in a really good mood that day with Noob.
To Sum it all up
- Be prepared, know what you need and the NCU it will take up.
- Stand in front of the buffer before you ask, don’t made them look for you.
- Give all the info in the first tell don’t make them drag it out of you.
- Tips are appreciated even if they are not accepted, at least say thank you.