Hell's Kitchen

[Demenzia]

((OOC: Excerpt from the daily life of an InternOps officer who knows her job, but has absolutely no practical experience in certain other 'matters'. Warning: Contains highly laughable material. You'll never look at Demenzia the same way after this.))

[Characters]
Jennifer "Ylemae" Matusz
Jenae "Demenzia" Markarian
Seryk "Silentwraith" Blake

[Action]
On the evening, in a Luxury apartment, Jobe. The scene takes place in the kitchen, after 'Miss Jenny' has admitted that, contrary to what she had promised, she hadn't had the time yet to try cooking.

08:19: Ylemae frowns
08:19: Ylemae: MS JEN-NY!! You promised!
08:19: Demenzia: I know, hun...
08:19: Demenzia sighs
08:20: Demenzia: I've found a few things I can try to make... just hadn't time to try it yet...
08:20: Demenzia: Unless... unless ya wanna try with meh now?
08:21: Ylemae giggles
08:21: Ylemae: We can try!
08:21: Demenzia: I have what's needed fer some chocolate cake... uhm, well, I think I have, I vaguely did some shopping two days ago.... so...
08:22: Ylemae smiles grabbing ms jenny's hand jumping up
08:22: Ylemae: les go!
08:22: Demenzia smiles
08:22: Demenzia: Okay, okay... i'm just gonna change quickly then, and we'll try, allright?
08:22: Ylemae nods
08:22: Ylemae: alright!
08:22: Ylemae: I'll get stuff read
08:22: Ylemae: ready
08:22: Demenzia: Okay!
08:23: Ylemae shouts: **CLASH!!**
08:23: Demenzia startles
08:23: Ylemae shouts: eep!
08:24: Demenzia: Err.... sure ya dun't wanna wait that i've changed?....
08:24: Ylemae shouts: MS JENNY!
08:25: Demenzia: Just gimme two mins, okay? I can't cook with this uniform, gonna be all dirty and all after....
08:25: Ylemae looks to the glass
08:25: Ylemae: sorry....
08:26: Demenzia: Dun't worry... just throw it away, but dun't harm yerself, hm
08:26: Ylemae shouts: 'kay, I wait for ya!
08:28: Demenzia: Okay, guess I'm ready
08:29: Ylemae nods and smiles
08:29: Ylemae: yay! so what first?
08:29: Demenzia: I.. I din't put tha gloves on, hope ya dun't mind... just really not convenient here....
08:29: Ylemae: Why would I mind?
08:29: Ylemae smiles kindly
08:29: Demenzia: Err... first we try to find tha recipe I had printed, I think....
08:29: Ylemae nods
08:29: Demenzia slightly smiles, a thanking look on her face
08:30: Ylemae: alright, so find recipe...
08:30: Ylemae looks around
08:30: Demenzia looks around too
08:30: Demenzia: Errrr... where's that damn thing....
08:30: Ylemae checks the cabinets
08:31: Ylemae shouts: Wait, ms jenny!
08:31: Ylemae: is it on a small sheet of paper?
08:32: Demenzia: Er, yeah?
08:32: Ylemae: HE-EY!
08:32: Demenzia: Found it?
08:32: Ylemae: I could've swore I saw it...
08:32: Ylemae checks the trash can being careful with the glass
08:32: Ylemae reaches down and pulls up a small sheet of paper
08:33: Ylemae shows it to ms jenny
08:33: Ylemae: You threw it away!
08:33: Demenzia: I *know* I had it in hand... two days ago. Went back from tha office with it... damn.... wanted to pin it on tha fridge, but....
08:33: Demenzia: Err... I what?
08:33: Demenzia raises her eyebrows
08:33: Ylemae: YEA!
08:33: Demenzia: Sheesh, but I'm really a moron....
08:33: Ylemae giggles
08:33: Ylemae: HEEY!
08:33: Ylemae: You just wanted to get rid of it!
08:33: Demenzia: No! Course not!
08:34: Ylemae giggles some more
08:34: Ylemae: uh-huh.
08:34: Demenzia: I swear I din't!
08:34: Ylemae: ready?
08:34: Ylemae smiles
08:34: Demenzia nods
08:34: Demenzia: Okay. Let's wash our hands, and... we can look't what we need
08:35: Ylemae nods
08:35: Ylemae puts the paper on the counter
08:35: Demenzia opens the fawcet, beginning to wash her hands in the sink while peeri ng at the recipe
08:35: Demenzia: Okay, so we need uhm... chocolate! How bright I am, hah
08:36: Ylemae reaches over and washes her hands in the sink
08:36: Ylemae: chocolate!
08:36: Ylemae dries off her hands on the dish-towel
08:37: Demenzia: And uhm... flour. I hope this one ain't in tha trashcan as well
08:37: Demenzia looks slighly embarrassed
08:37: Ylemae giggles
08:37: Ylemae: me too!
08:38: Demenzia: Must be in tha cupboard with the rest of my shopping list though. Uhm, what else... Sugar... I have
08:39: Demenzia: Butter... errm this was supposed to be kept in the fridge, say?...
08:39: Ylemae: er, yea.
08:39: Demenzia frowns, drying her hands too
08:39: Ylemae: it cold.
08:39: Demenzia: I hope I did put it in then.
08:40: Demenzia: So uhm chocolate, sugar, flour, butter, uhm... what's that
08:48: Ylemae opens up the fridge
08:49: Demenzia: Allright. What else....
08:49: Ylemae: butter right?
08:49: Demenzia: Yeah
08:49: Demenzia: Uhm and... eggs
08:49: Ylemae gets out the butter and puts it on the cabinent
08:49: Demenzia: Err. Will Chirop eggs do?...
08:49: Ylemae: Eggs, 'kay, how many?
08:49: Ylemae: Chirop?
08:49: Demenzia: Three, from what it's said
08:49: Ylemae: Three, 'kay...
08:50: Demenzia: Darn, what's that on tha sheet. Soy sauce?....
08:50: Ylemae: one... <grabs an egg> two.. <grabs a second egg> three.. <grabs a third egg almost dropping it she catches it putting it on the counter>
08:50: Demenzia wrinkles her nose, looking at a large brown mark on the sheet of paper
08:50: Demenzia: Wowowow careful!
08:50: Ylemae: 'kay.... phew... eggs..
08:50: Demenzia: Okay, i guess it's all we n-
08:50: Demenzia raises her hand to answer a comm call
08:51: Demenzia: Wait a sec....
08:51: Ylemae nods
08:51: Ylemae: 'kay
08:51: Ylemae looks for the soy sauce
08:51: Ylemae: aha! here it is.
08:51: Demenzia: Mhm... no, busy at tha moment, but...
08:51: Ylemae puts the sauce on the cabinent then closing the door
08:51: Demenzia: Yeah... yeah, ya can come. I'm at home. OKay. Later.
08:51: Demenzia turns to Lemmy again
08:51: Demenzia: Err... what ya doing with that?
08:51: Ylemae: you said soy sauce..
08:52: Demenzia: Ah... er no, not fer tha cake.. was wondering what this mark on tha sheet was...
08:52: Demenzia shows the sheet to Lemmy
08:52: Ylemae: oh!
08:52: Ylemae giggles
08:52: Ylemae nods
08:52: Demenzia: Or mehbe chocolate, but it smells funny
08:52: Demenzia: Or coffee.
08:52: Ylemae opens the fridge then puts the sauce back in the fridge
08:52: Demenzia: Damn, next time I pin it on my head!
08:52: Ylemae giggles
08:53: Demenzia: Okay, I'll just have a colleague drop by here shortly, but we'll still begin with tha cake. According to ta recipe, it's all we need
08:53: Ylemae: so what next?
08:53: Ylemae: colleague? who?
08:53: Demenzia looks to the counter and mentally reviews the ingredients
08:53: Demenzia: Seryk. He works in my department
08:53: Demenzia: Needs to give meh somethjing, so I told him I couldn't leave home, so he'll come
08:53: Demenzia smiles
08:53: Demenzia: Promised ya we'd do this cake, huh
08:54: Ylemae: Oh. 'kay, he staying for cake?
08:54: Demenzia: I have no idea. Lessee first if tha cake IS eatable, huh....
08:54: Ylemae giggles
08:54: Ylemae: yea, didnt want to kill the guest!
08:54: Ylemae smiles
08:55: Demenzia puts the sheet back on the counter, and looks in the cupboard for a bowl
08:55: Ylemae jumps back
08:55: Demenzia: I think this'll do....
08:55: Demenzia: Uhm what do they say on tha recipe?
08:55: Ylemae: Um.. dunno...
08:56: Demenzia: Put the flour first?
08:56: Ylemae looks at the recipe
08:56: Ylemae: er... just says stir.
08:56: Ylemae: so throw all stuff in and stir?
08:56: Demenzia: Well damn, that doesn't help much!
08:56: Ylemae giggles
08:56: Ylemae takes an egg
08:56: Demenzia: Okay, let's put it in then
08:56: Ylemae: this'll be easy.
08:56: Demenzia: Err break it first, okay?
08:56: Ylemae throws the egg into the bowl
08:56: Ylemae looks to jenny
08:56: Ylemae: er... break?
08:56: Demenzia: I dun't think the shell is nice to eat... err well
08:56: Ylemae looks to the splattered egg in the bowl
08:57: Ylemae: Um... sure?
08:57: Ylemae pokes at the shell in the bowl
08:57: Demenzia: Err.. throw it away and take another in tha fridge then ....
08:57: Ylemae: you throw it out, me get an egg
08:57: Demenzia nods
08:57: Ylemae opens the fridge and looks for another egg
08:57: Demenzia throws the broken egg away and comes back
08:58: Ylemae turns to jenny with an egg closing the fridge
08:58: Demenzia: Gonna already put the flour in
08:58: Ylemae: Alright, break egg first... um..
08:58: Demenzia opens the pack of flour and throw the co ntent into the bowl, sending white flour all around
08:58: Ylemae slams the egg down on the cabinent with a *SPLAT*
08:58: Demenzia: eeek!
08:58: Demenzia: Errm....
08:58: Ylemae looks to the splattered egg and tries to pick up the non-shell parts
08:58: Ylemae: so icky...
08:59: Demenzia: Aaack... Darn, that's so dirty to cook, huh!
08:59: Ylemae: oh! got an idea...
08:59: Ylemae: Grab the bowl, hold it over the ledge
08:59: Demenzia raises her head, flour all over the hands and clothes, as the bell rings at the door
08:59: Demenzia: Err okay, just wait a sec, he's hee... and uhm I'll be back quickly!

[Demenzia]

09:00: Ylemae looks around
09:00: Ylemae: um... where person go?
09:00: Demenzia: Err....
09:00: Ylemae shouts: mister person!
09:01: Ylemae: false alarm?
09:02: Demenzia: Dunno... it rang, but....
09:02: Demenzia: Haa!
09:02: Demenzia: Where were ya hiding, huh
09:02: Silentwraith: hehe over at other building
09:02: Silentwraith looks embarassed
09:02: Ylemae giggles
09:02: Demenzia smiles to Seryk, quite embarrassed, hands and front of her shirts covered with what seems to be whie powder
09:02: Ylemae: wow! You ugly lookin, need more sun.
09:02: Demenzia: Lemmy!
09:03: Demenzia bulges at Lemmy
09:03: Silentwraith: wow
09:03: Ylemae giggles
09:03: Silentwraith: blunt arent we
09:03: Ylemae smiles
09:03: Demenzia: I said ya stop saying such things 'bout people, okay? That's rude!
09:03: Silentwraith smiles
09:03: Ylemae smiles slightly
09:03: Ylemae: sorry ms jenny.
09:03: Demenzia: Err.. please pardon her...
09:03: Ylemae: We were making a cake!
09:03: Silentwraith: I brought you something for your place
09:03: Demenzia scratches her head in embarssment - putting white powder in her hair too
09:03: Ylemae giggles at ms jenny
09:04: Demenzia: Oy, what's that?
09:04: Ylemae: oh oh present for home?
09:04: Silentwraith: Just a painting i picked up in Rome
09:04: Demenzia looks at the package and smiles
09:04: Demenzia: Ahh - well, thanks a lot!
09:08: Silentwraith: So you making extra food?
09:08: Ylemae: we making chocolate cake!
09:08: Silentwraith: Not trying to intrude
09:08: Ylemae smiles
09:08: Demenzia: Yeah... promised her that I'd try to cook somethiong someday...
09:08: Ylemae giggles
09:08: Demenzia: But i fear I ain't too talented, huh...
09:09: Silentwraith: Just dont have anything to do right now, most of my ...friends are busy
09:09: Ylemae: wanna come in?
09:09: Ylemae smiles
09:09: Silentwraith smiles
09:09: Demenzia: Well, wanna try and stay fer tha cake? I can't promise it'll be eatable, but...
09:09: Silentwraith: I doubt your all that bad
09:09: Demenzia: We'll see that in one hour
09:09: Ylemae: we just started.
09:09: Silentwraith: I'd be glad to Jen
09:09: Demenzia smiles
09:09: Ylemae pulls on ms jenny's hand
09:09: Ylemae: come on ms jenny!
09:09: Demenzia: Okay... come in then
09:10: Demenzia: Welcome to my lil place!
09:10: Ylemae: back to eggs!
09:11: Ylemae takes the splattered egg on the cabinent and peels it into the bowl
09:11: Demenzia: Take a seat... ow, wanna coffee or something?
09:11: Silentwraith: Wow
09:11: Ylemae: there, that one.
09:11: Ylemae crushes another egg with her fist on the cabinent
09:11: Demenzia: Okay, hun, put tha other two in too. And dun't forget to break 'em!
09:11: Ylemae: I am!
09:11: Demenzia: Good
09:11: Demenzia smiles
09:11: Ylemae peels away the shell
09:11: Silentwraith: This is beautiful
09:11: Ylemae picks up the bowl and holds it over the cabinent, and pushes the egg into it
09:12: Demenzia: View on the Harbor. But I can see tha portal, so it's a bit spoiled
09:12: Ylemae places the egg on the table and smashes it
09:12: Demenzia looks around for the other needed ingredients
09:12: Silentwraith smiles, trying not to laugh
09:12: Ylemae peels away the egg-covering
09:12: Demenzia: Eggs are in, hun?
09:12: Ylemae pushes the egg into the bowl
09:12: Ylemae: there! Last one!
09:12: Demenzia: Okay, so now the butter and chocolate...
09:13: Ylemae: 'kay...
09:13: Ylemae takes out the butter-top
09:13: Demenzia takes the whole tablet and throws it in the bowl
09:13: Ylemae: So how much?
09:13: Demenzia: Err it's not told... Mehbe all I suppose?
09:13: Ylemae uncovers the butter and throws the stink in the bowl
09:13: Ylemae: Maybe two to be sure?
09:14: Ylemae *throws the rest in the bowl
09:14: Demenzia: Uhm... That should be enuff, no?
09:14: Ylemae: Um.. dunno..
09:14: Ylemae: more is better isnt it?
09:14: Demenzia: Bah, we'll see. Now sugar....
09:14: Demenzia looks in the bowl, trying to evaluate the needed quantity
09:14: Ylemae looks at the container of the sugar
09:15: Ylemae dumps all of it in the bowl
09:15: Demenzia: OKay... well
09:15: Ylemae sneezes from the flour
09:15: Ylemae: let me wash my hands again...
09:15: Silentwraith: Umm mind if I look around, I haven't seen the luxury apartment, Omni just gave me the basic neccesities
09:15: Ylemae rubs her nose
09:15: Demenzia: eek , not in tha bowl!
09:15: Ylemae washes her hands
09:15: Ylemae: I didnt!
09:15: Demenzia: Ah -ah, 'curse not
09:15: Demenzia smiles
09:15: Silentwraith: Thanks Jen
09:15: Ylemae turns off the faucet
09:16: Ylemae: 'kay, what now?
09:16: Demenzia: Allright. And now uhm... we stir?
09:16: Ylemae: Stir?
09:16: Demenzia looks for a large spatula or anything appropriate
09:16: Ylemae: Um... guess so, that how we mix right?
09:16: Ylemae: giant spoon?
09:16: Demenzia: I suppose... what does it mean "to stir" fer a cake, 'nyway? huh!
09:16: Demenzia: Yeah... yeah giant spoon would do...
09:16: Ylemae: Wait!
09:16: Ylemae: I know!
09:17: Demenzia: Huh?
09:17: Ylemae: We get out the pan, dump the bowl in the pan, then do it over-and-over!
09:17: Demenzia: Dunno... that may be a bit long, no?
09:17: Ylemae hms...
09:17: Ylemae: um...
09:17: Demenzia looks to the bowl again
09:17: Ylemae: Guess we just use a spoon or something.
09:17: Demenzia: Okay, i'm gonna try with tha spoon, and then we'll see
09:17: Ylemae nods
09:17: Ylemae: 'kay
09:18: Ylemae: go ahead.
09:18: Demenzia takes a big spoon from the cupboard and begins to... TRY to stir
09:18: Demenzia: ...Wow, damn, it's hard!
09:18: Ylemae: it so thick!
09:18: Ylemae: maybe we need to add some water or something?
09:18: Demenzia: Mehbe i should buy some cookbot to do that
09:18: Ylemae: HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!
09:18: Ylemae frowns
09:19: Ylemae: Where the chocolate at?
09:19: Demenzia: Wha?
09:19: Demenzia: In here...
09:19: Ylemae: We never put it in!
09:19: Demenzia points at a part of the tablet emerging from under the butter
09:19: Silentwraith: Beautiful place Jen
09:19: Demenzia: Ah - thanks
09:19: Ylemae: OH!
09:19: Silentwraith: Hows the cooking going Jenny?
09:19: Ylemae: I didn't see it...
09:19: Ylemae: Hey mister erie.
09:19: Demenzia: Err I dunno yet... we're trying to stir this stuff...
09:19: Ylemae: wanna help?
09:19: Ylemae: er...
09:19: Ylemae looks around
09:20: Silentwraith: Sure I'll help
09:20: Demenzia frowns, then takes a bowl and pours a little water in it
09:20: Demenzia: Mehbe that'll help... dun't remember having seen anything 'bout water, but....
09:21: Ylemae: here, help stir mister erie!
09:21: Demenzia goes on to stir, trying the best she can, because the whole bowl cotnent is v ery think
09:21: Silentwraith tries to stir as hard as possible
09:21: Ylemae looks back tilting her head
09:21: Ylemae: why it sooooooo hard?
09:21: Demenzia: Goddammit, I din't know cooking was so hard!
09:21: Silentwraith pushes harder
09:22: Silentwraith looks tired
09:22: Silentwraith: Ok
09:22: Ylemae giggles
09:22: Silentwraith: What happened to this?
09:22: Demenzia: Pffff....
09:22: Demenzia: I dunno, we put the ingredients as told....
09:22: Demenzia goes on stirring, slightly wncing
09:22: Ylemae: um, maybe that mean it stirred?
09:22: Demenzia looks to the mix in the bowl
09:23: Ylemae looks to the mix too
09:23: Demenzia: No id ea. There wasn't any pic on the grid-site I found the recipe on....
09:23: Ylemae: Um... maybe it look better when cooked?
09:23: Silentwraith: Ok where are the instructions?
09:23: Demenzia: Err, here
09:23: Ylemae: on cabinent
09:23: Demenzia points at a small shet of paper, one of its halfs being covered in dark brown liquid
09:23: Silentwraith picks up the instructions
09:24: Silentwraith scrapes aside the brown guck
09:24: Ylemae: les cook it ms jenny
09:24: Silentwraith: Wait!
09:24: Demenzia: What?
09:24: Silentwraith: are you sure thats entirely safe?
09:24: Ylemae: um... yea, we did as it said.
09:24: Silentwraith: it might explode
09:24: Silentwraith: but ti wont stir right?
09:24: Demenzia: If it does, then we have found tha ultimate weapon
09:24: Ylemae giggles
09:25: Demenzia chuckles
09:25: Ylemae: ms jenny's the best, it'll be great!
09:25: Silentwraith: Err ok lets cook it
09:25: Ylemae smiles
09:25: Ylemae: yea!
09:25: Demenzia: How we cook it, by tha way?
09:25: Silentwraith puts the instructions down on the counter
09:25: Ylemae: um...
09:25: Demenzia looks at the oven integrated to the kitchen
09:25: Ylemae: Guess we put it like that in oven
09:26: Demenzia: It doesn't say anything about temparature or something?
09:26: Ylemae: Um... hm...
09:26: Ylemae: lets look
09:26: Demenzia opens the oven, putting the bowl in, slightly frowning as if it was indeed quite heavy for its size
09:26: Ylemae looks to the paper
09:26: Ylemae: Um.. says.. hi temperature...
09:26: Ylemae: 890 degrees. Wow! hot!
09:26: Silentwraith: Wow i can't believe this place has grid access
09:26: Demenzia: Okay... tha highest will do then
09:27: Silentwraith: Thats the greatest part about it
09:27: Ylemae: er... for...
09:27: Ylemae checks the recipe
09:27: Silentwraith: 890 degrees?
09:27: Ylemae: and... um... one hour.
09:27: Demenzia: Fer one hour? That's long... we'll die of starvation before
09:27: Demenzia: ut if tha recipe says so....
09:27: Demenzia shrugs and turns the oven on
09:27: Silentwraith: Wait does it say the highest temperature?
09:28: Ylemae: so les double the temperature!
09:28: Ylemae: um... thas... er...
09:28: Demenzia: Dunno, Seryk. That's what is said on tha p
09:28: Demenzia: on tha recipe
09:29: Ylemae: 17... and... 80 degrees... 1780.
09:29: Silentwraith: Just seems a little hot
09:29: Ylemae: A little?
09:29: Demenzia: I dnno, it's tha first time I use tha oven anyway
09:29: Ylemae: Um... maybe just 1700 then?
09:29: Silentwraith: Lets set it a bit lower
09:30: Silentwraith: and keep an eye on it
09:30: Ylemae: Sixteen-hundred?
09:30: Silentwraith: lets try 1000
09:30: Demenzia: Okay... well we can sit here in tha kitchen anyway, I'll look at it from time to time
09:30: Demenzia nods and regulates the temperature
09:30: Ylemae nods
09:30: Ylemae: 'kay!
09:30: Silentwraith: So Ylemae how old are you?
09:30: Ylemae: Jennifer! And Im ten!
09:32: Silentwraith: So what do you do Jenny? You like computers alot?
09:32: Demenzia walks to the sink and washes her hands from all the flour and chocolate
09:32: Demenzia: Err....
09:32: Ylemae nods
09:32: Ylemae: yea!
09:32: Demenzia: Excuse meh a second...
09:32: Ylemae frowns to ms jenny
09:32: Demenzia walks to the room next door
09:33: Ylemae: yep!
09:33: Demenzia comes back, tugging at her gloves
09:33: Silentwraith: Yes I work for Ms. Jenny
09:34: Ylemae: she super-wonderful.
09:34: Demenzia: Any of ya want something to drink, by tha way?
09:34: Ylemae smiles
09:34: Demenzia: :me smiles
09:34: Ylemae: cola!
09:34: Silentwraith: Yeah she does a good job
09:34: Demenzia smiles
09:34: Demenzia: Okay, lessee what i have. Seryk, coffee? Tea
09:34: Silentwraith: I'll take some tea
09:35: Demenzia nods
09:35: Demenzia prepares some water to boil, then walks to the fridge, looking for cola
09:35: Silentwraith gazes out the window at the harbor
09:36: Silentwraith turns his attention to the hyper fixer
09:36: Silentwraith msiles
09:36: Silentwraith: I make sure bad people dont hurt people like Ms. Jenny
09:36: Demenzia: Okay, here
09:36: Silentwraith: I take care of problems for her
09:36: Ylemae smiles
09:36: Ylemae: thank you miss jenny!
09:36: Demenzia: And... here's fer ya Seryk
09:37: Demenzia comes back with a cup of tea and one of coffee for herself

[Demenzia]

09:38: Silentwraith: Good tea Jen, thanks
09:38: Ylemae looks over to the oven
09:38: Ylemae: um..
09:38: Silentwraith: uh oh
09:38: Demenzia: Thanks. Had it come from Borealis. Nice lil shop there
09:38: Ylemae looks to the smoke coming from it
09:39: Ylemae: that don't seem right...
09:39: Demenzia wrinkles her nose
09:39: Silentwraith: There is smoke coming form your oven
09:39: Demenzia: What's that awful smell?
09:39: Demenzia: Err....
09:39: Demenzia sniffs again
09:39: Silentwraith turns off oven
09:39: Ylemae tilts her head
09:39: Demenzia: ...Mehbe it was too hot....
09:39: Ylemae: how long it said?
09:39: Silentwraith: I think it had more to do with the temperature
09:39: Ylemae opens up the oven and falls to the floor a huge *POOF* of smoke coming out
09:40: Demenzia: Aaargh!
09:40: Ylemae: eep!
09:40: Silentwraith: ...
09:40: Ylemae covers her eyes looking into the blackness
09:40: Demenzia waves her hands in front of ehr, coughing, trying to dissipate the smoke
09:40: Silentwraith opens a window
09:40: Ylemae coughs
09:40: Ylemae throws the cola into the oven
09:41: Demenzia: Aaah, no - not this!
09:41: Silentwraith fills the tea cup with water
09:41: Ylemae looks to the can catching on fire
09:41: Ylemae: oh no!
09:41: Silentwraith throws water in stove
09:41: Ylemae shouts: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
09:41: Demenzia: Crap... we need something bigger...
09:41: Ylemae: the cake!
09:41: Silentwraith fills cup with water
09:41: Ylemae: stop it mister erie!!!
09:41: Silentwraith throws water in stove
09:41: Ylemae coughs
09:41: Demenzia hurries to the cupboard, looking for another bowl to fill with water
09:42: Demenzia: Aargh, but this is awful! Wasn't supposed to take *fire*!
09:42: Demenzia throws some more water in to try to lit the fire off
09:42: Ylemae: Yea! what happened?!
09:42: Demenzia: I dunno!
09:43: Demenzia winces at the damage in the oven
09:43: Demenzia: Well errrm.....
09:43: Demenzia: ...Ya think we can stll eat it?..
09:43: Silentwraith: uhh I'm not so sure
09:44: Ylemae looks to the cake
09:44: Demenzia carefully outsretches a hand to take teh cake out
09:44: Demenzia: OUCH!
09:44: Demenzia: Dammit!
09:44: Ylemae: it hot?
09:44: Demenzia shakes her hand
09:44: Demenzia: Frigging' hot!
09:44: Demenzia: ...Whatcha think, we let it here till it's cold?
09:45: Silentwraith: do you have anything to pick it up with?
09:45: Demenzia winces
09:45: Demenzia: Err...
09:45: Demenzia: I have a towel?
09:45: Silentwraith: One second
09:45: Ylemae: this don't look good...
09:45: Demenzia: Even with the glvoes it's hot
09:45: Silentwraith reaches in stove and picks up using Shadowfade gloves
09:45: Silentwraith puts cake husk on the counter
09:45: Demenzia: Wow... ya dun't feell tha heat with these?
09:46: Silentwraith: No..
09:46: Silentwraith: Very strong gloves
09:46: Ylemae: wow!
09:46: Demenzia whistles
09:46: Demenzia: Strong and useful, huh
09:46: Demenzia then looks at the mess
09:46: Demenzia: Well then....
09:46: Silentwraith: Very useful, I always bring on cooking expeditions
09:47: Ylemae: um... so... it done?
09:47: Ylemae looks at the bowl uneasily
09:47: Demenzia takes the long spoon back, and uses it to carefully poke at the cake
09:47: Ylemae: is it supposed to be.. um.. rising above the bowl so high?
09:47: Demenzia: ..I have no idea....
09:47: Demenzia: Errr
09:47: Demenzia: Was tha bowl supposed to *melt* too?...
09:47: Ylemae: is that heavy mister erie?
09:47: Demenzia poks again
09:48: Ylemae: um... maybe bowl was supposed to melt into the mix?
09:48: Silentwraith: uhh
09:48: Demenzia: I ain't sure...
09:48: Silentwraith: i dont think it was
09:48: Demenzia: Shouldn't have taken a plastic bowl, probably....
09:48: Silentwraith: wait
09:48: Ylemae: yea, would've melted easier...
09:48: Silentwraith: did you say plastic?
09:49: Demenzia: Dunno, i took one of the bowls here
09:49: Demenzia shows the cupboard enarby
09:49: Demenzia: No idea what theyre made of though
09:50: Ylemae pokes the giant mix that rises twice as big as the bowl
09:50: Silentwraith: ok so where can we get a cake around here?
09:50: Ylemae giggles
09:50: Demenzia: ...In Rompa's, I think....
09:50: Ylemae: we got this one here!
09:50: Ylemae: come on, it can't be so bad...
09:50: Ylemae looks to the giant black mountain
09:50: Silentwraith: Ok lets go to Rompa's I'll buy
09:50: Demenzia: Bleh.... dun't think it's eatable, huh....
09:51: Ylemae: here, let me see it
09:51: Demenzia: Naaah! Bad idea
09:51: Silentwraith: Theres no way anyone is eating this
09:51: Ylemae: aw... fine...
09:51: Demenzia: Dun't get ill, yer father would KILL us fer having cook... errm, done that
09:52: Ylemae giggles hugging jenny
09:52: Demenzia sighs
09:52: Ylemae: its the oven's fault, we do better next time.
09:52: Demenzia: Yeah, well... I'm really sorry that it din't work....
09:52: Silentwraith: ...whens next time?
09:52: Silentwraith: cause i have to be here for it
09:52: Ylemae smiles
09:53: Silentwraith: this was to funny
09:53: Silentwraith: and not much makes me laugh
09:53: Demenzia: Well at least this made someone smile, huh
09:53: Ylemae giggles
09:53: Silentwraith laughs
09:53: Demenzia slightly smiles too, looking terribly ashamed though
09:54: Ylemae: stupid oven, next time will be better.
09:54: Demenzia: Well...
09:54: Demenzia: Geuss that first 'll hafta clean it... once it's cold...
09:54: Silentwraith: Wow able to run a complicated security organisation
09:54: Ylemae smiles
09:55: Ylemae giggles
09:55: Silentwraith: but when it comes to cooking
09:55: Ylemae: she still the best!
09:55: Ylemae hugs ms jenny
09:55: Silentwraith: Yeah she is
09:55: Demenzia smiles in apology
09:55: Demenzia: I had warned her I couldn't cook anywya!
09:55: Ylemae: we do better next time, maybe igee'll help.
09:55: Demenzia frowns and shakes her head
09:55: Silentwraith: Well practice makes perfect of course
09:56: Demenzia: ...No next time b'fore tha mss is cleaned, fer sure...
09:56: Ylemae smiles raising her hand triumphantly
09:56: Ylemae shouts: YEA!
09:56: Ylemae looks to the counter with the broken eggs
09:56: Demenzia: Mehbe I should've tried with something easier, in fact?
09:56: Ylemae: um... like toast?
09:56: Silentwraith: like noodles
09:56: Ylemae giggles
09:56: Ylemae: noodles!
09:56: Silentwraith: how about a cup of water
09:56: Demenzia: Hey, at least I can make tea!
09:57: Silentwraith laughs
09:57: Silentwraith: yes you can
09:57: Ylemae smiles
09:57: Ylemae: sorry bout cake mister erie
09:57: Demenzia slightly smiles again
09:58: Silentwraith: Oh its fine, I wasnt really all that hungry just wanted an excuse to hang around for a little bit
09:58: Ylemae giggles
09:58: Demenzia: Well now ya'll have some story to tell yer grandhcildren
09:58: Ylemae: I wasn't too hungry either... but it looked fun!
09:58: Demenzia grins
09:58: Silentwraith: Havent relly talked to anyone that wasn't business oriented since i got to Rubi-Ka
09:58: Ylemae smiles
09:58: Ylemae: Well you look like a nice guy mister erie.
09:59: Ylemae: despite needing some sun in your skin...
09:59: Ylemae giggles
09:59: Demenzia: Aww, c'mon, hun
09:59: Silentwraith: So what else are the two of you going to be doing today?
09:59: Ylemae: no school today!
10:00: Ylemae smiles widely
10:00: Silentwraith: I try Jenny
10:00: Demenzia: Erm.. wait till tha oven is cold and clean it before it doesn't go waya, I think?....
10:00: Silentwraith: But some people think I'm mean
10:00: Demenzia sighs
10:00: Silentwraith grins
10:01: Demenzia: ...And open some more window, cuz uhm... it stinks....
10:01: Demenzia wrinkles her nose again
10:01: Silentwraith: So jenny do you live here with Ms. Jenny?
10:01: Ylemae giggles
10:01: Ylemae: Yea!
10:01: Ylemae: Ms Jenny is... um...
10:01: Ylemae smiles
10:01: Ylemae: Ms Jenny!
10:01: Demenzia smiles
10:01: Silentwraith: Well lets start to clean up
10:02: Silentwraith: You have a bag to put the refuse in?
10:02: Ylemae: yea.
10:02: Ylemae: under sink
10:02: Ylemae grabs a bag from under the sink
10:03: Ylemae hands it to mister erie
10:03: Silentwraith takes bag from jenny
10:03: Demenzia: Well.. I'd better close the other trashcan and prepare tha new one, hm...
10:03: Ylemae: Look out for the glass!
10:03: Silentwraith begins sweeping everything off the counter into the bag
10:03: Ylemae looks to the county
10:03: Demenzia: Err, true!
10:03: Ylemae *counter
10:03: Ylemae: ew... egg-goo.
10:04: Silentwraith: Not to worried about the glass, these gloves look thin but they are veryy tough
10:04: Ylemae: No the glass in the trash!
10:04: Demenzia sighs, closing the currently opened bag
10:04: Ylemae: dropped a bowl earlier.
10:04: Silentwraith: Yikes
10:04: Silentwraith: well its just a bowl
10:04: Silentwraith: its not a big deal
10:05: Demenzia: Okay, ya can use tha trashcan now.
10:05: Silentwraith holds up trash bag full of "egg-goo"
10:05: Silentwraith: Where should i put this?
10:05: Ylemae giggles pointing to the trash
10:05: Ylemae: the trash-can of course!
10:06: Silentwraith: Well duh
10:06: Silentwraith laughs
10:06: Demenzia looks round for a place where to leave the old trashcan in the meantime
10:06: Silentwraith drops bag in the trash
10:06: Demenzia: ...ya think it'll b worse if I close tha oven's door fer tha moment? It really stinks...
10:07: Silentwraith: Keep it open
10:07: Silentwraith: Just for a little longer
10:07: Ylemae holds her nose
10:07: Demenzia: Hm'kay.... sorry fer tha smell
10:07: Demenzia: Uhm... and let's throw *that* too?...
10:07: Ylemae: it not so bad.
10:07: Demenzia points at the cake
10:07: Ylemae giggles
10:07: Ylemae: NO!
10:07: Ylemae: You'll break the trashcan if you drop it in there!
10:07: Ylemae giggles some more
10:08: Silentwraith: We could drop it off the balcony
10:08: Silentwraith smiles
10:08: Demenzia: Yeah, but I dun't wanna kill a passer-by below
10:08: Ylemae giggles
10:08: Silentwraith laughs
10:08: Silentwraith: hehe
10:09: Silentwraith: joking of course
10:09: Demenzia: Well, or we can make a specific trashbag fer it and uhm....
10:09: Demenzia: ...oh damn....
10:09: Silentwraith: What?
10:09: Demenzia: Nah, it's just such.. .such a MESS!
10:10: Silentwraith: I wouldnt worry about it so much
10:10: Ylemae giggles some more
10:10: Ylemae: BIG mess!
10:10: Silentwraith: It's no that...bad
10:10: Silentwraith laughs again
10:10: Ylemae: its worse!
10:10: Ylemae falls on the floor still giggling
10:10: Demenzia: If ya want, ya can keep tha cake. Gift to ya!
10:10: Demenzia grins
10:12: Demenzia: So ... looks like it's gonna stay here? A trophy to Miss Jenny's incompetence in handling cooking matters?
10:12: Demenzia raisesd an eyebrow, looking at the cake
10:12: Ylemae smiles
10:12: Ylemae: Sure ms jenny, les keep it.
10:13: Silentwraith: You just gonna leave it there?
10:13: Demenzia: I sppose I'd better not.....
10:13: Demenzia: Well, will throw it away too when it's cold
10:13: Demenzia: Or keep it fer my worst enemy
10:13: Silentwraith: It's gonna go bad
10:14: Demenzia: What, the cake?
10:15: Demenzia: Ya honestly think it can be worse than this?
10:15: Silentwraith: I mean its got eggs in it
10:15: Ylemae giggles some more
10:15: Silentwraith: So its gonna start to smell really bad
10:15: Demenzia: Err... true....
10:15: Silentwraith: It'll rot i think
10:15: Demenzia: Le'ts find an enemy very quickly then

[Morale]
Jen still can't cook, the oven is broken, the apartment stinks, and everybody is still starving.]

[Dabblez]

The next day a copy of RUR's household robot catalog get delivered at Demenzia house, with the following pages highlighted.

Phewy Series 6 (aka "The Milly"): Nanny, cook, cleaner and friend; the Phewy Series 6 is all this and more. Make any home a happy home with this incredible household bot. Endowed with a QPT brain, the Milly is able learn and adapt to the personality of its owners and in no time will become 'just one of the family'. Please note: we do not ship lingerie with this robot so stop asking!

Technical Specification: 32 RD QPT processor, Finklewink v 19.02 “Rapture” displacer motor, 12 illuminum interlocking, jumble-free Magoo sensory arrays, 2 Standard Beebitty-boobity-boo interfaces.

RRP: Cr. 2,499,999

Phewy Series 7 (aka “The Jeeves”): This is our butler bot. Does everything the Milly does but with an air of disdain and a snooty British accent.

Technical Specification: See the Phewy Series 6.

RRP: Cr. 2,599,999

[Tussa]

[ omg!! HAHAHAAAAHAAAHAAA! *falls off chair laughing* ]

[MissMaul]

((AHAHAHAHAHAH XD

demenzia wins the 'made maul spit coke on her monitor for the third time only in her life' award! bra-friggin-vo ))

[_____Chelle / Ylemae]

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I blame the oven! Yea... thas it... it's all the oven's fault!

)>

[Astador]

Hahahahahahahaha

Great work I would say, but........