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  1. #1

    Animas turned worthless

    Bought the New Evocation Nano and its nice but the one you can buy in stores is better then ql 232 Anima and they dont stack

  2. #2
    Let em be worthless. Evocation f'in rocks and you'll hear zero complaints from me!
    Nanomage: The OTHER other white meat

  3. #3
    Originally posted by TheDeacon/Xcelsius
    Let em be worthless. Evocation f'in rocks and you'll hear zero complaints from me!
    yup

  4. #4
    Originally posted by TheDeacon/Xcelsius
    Let em be worthless. Evocation f'in rocks and you'll hear zero complaints from me!
    100% agree
    /tell Lovingeyes

  5. #5
    My pet humped that table harder than I've EVER seen before. I hate to think where the splinters ended up...

    Metaphysical Demon: You like that b***h? Say my name, yeah say it. Yeah, that's what daddy likes to here

    Table: ......

    Belamorte: Mmmm-MM! that table's gonna have a hard time sitting down tomorrow

    Metaphysical Demon (smacks the table high on the leg): Evoke THIS baby! 200 more to my hump rating!

    Belamorte (taking a seat on the couch and frantically waving its tentacles): Yeah! Yeah! get 'em demon! ooooo yeah. You so crazy.

    Thedeacon (Desperately trying to shoot Veteran Enforcer at point blank range...and missing): Veteran Enforcer, you're a total 'sploiter! I have the barrel of my gun INSIDE your buttcheeks. How can I be missing?

    Veteran Enforcer: Because j00 suXx0r f00. Only a gimp could miss me with half the barrel of an x-3 rifle tickling my colon. But a better question is. Why isn't that pink iguana and the floating testicle helping you?

    Thedeacon: right on, Veteran Enforcer. Hold up a sec (walks into the next room) Hey, what the hell are you guys doi---JESUS CHRIST!

    Metaphysical Demon (zips his lizard skin up): WOAH hey....deacon! glad to see you

    Thedeacon: Dude.

    Veteran Enforcer (stops clubbing deacon): Dude.

    Belamorte (tentacles immediately going into a slack position) um...yeah. Duuuuude. BAD demon!

    Metaphysical Demon: this...isn't what it looks like

    Table: ......

    Thedeacon: ......

    Veteran Enforcer: OMG! Veteran Manhunter, you GOTTA come see this! No, not you, Veteran Manhunter, the other one. Yeah, I know, it happens to me too. No no, not you either. The OTHER Vete--BOB, damnit. Get Bob's ass over here and check this out!

    Thedeacon (grabbing Metaphysical Demon by the ear and walking him to the entrance) And don't tell me you're genderless. I've seen the zipper before. Yes sir, I've seen it...

    Metaphysical Demon: It's the evocation nano! it MADE me do it! Gimme another fix baby. I'll follow you this time, I won't hump....that...SEXY table (gives the table a wink and nods his head). cmon deac, one fix. JUST ONE (smacks the crook of his arm where deacon sees a long line of needle track marks)

    Thedeacon: Step number one is admitting you have a problem.

    *to be continued*
    Nanomage: The OTHER other white meat

  6. #6

    Talking

    LOL!!

    ROFLMAO!!!

    Oh man, thats some good stuff *wipes tears from her eyes*

    Geez i havent laughed so hard in ages

    Im only a newbie MP so i havent got to use the new nanos yet but from what ive seen theyre a lot easier to get hold of than the anima ones and they seem to do pretty much the same thing so they must be good

    Only thing i have to sort out now is using a mez pet without lagging like monkey balls

  7. #7
    Originally posted by TheDeacon/Xcelsius
    My pet humped that table harder than I've EVER seen before. I hate to think where the splinters ended up...

    Metaphysical Demon: You like that b***h? Say my name, yeah say it. Yeah, that's what daddy likes to here

    Table: ......

    Belamorte: Mmmm-MM! that table's gonna have a hard time sitting down tomorrow

    Metaphysical Demon (smacks the table high on the leg): Evoke THIS baby! 200 more to my hump rating!

    Belamorte (taking a seat on the couch and frantically waving its tentacles): Yeah! Yeah! get 'em demon! ooooo yeah. You so crazy.

    Thedeacon (Desperately trying to shoot Veteran Enforcer at point blank range...and missing): Veteran Enforcer, you're a total 'sploiter! I have the barrel of my gun INSIDE your buttcheeks. How can I be missing?

    Veteran Enforcer: Because j00 suXx0r f00. Only a gimp could miss me with half the barrel of an x-3 rifle tickling my colon. But a better question is. Why isn't that pink iguana and the floating testicle helping you?

    Thedeacon: right on, Veteran Enforcer. Hold up a sec (walks into the next room) Hey, what the hell are you guys doi---JESUS CHRIST!

    Metaphysical Demon (zips his lizard skin up): WOAH hey....deacon! glad to see you

    Thedeacon: Dude.

    Veteran Enforcer (stops clubbing deacon): Dude.

    Belamorte (tentacles immediately going into a slack position) um...yeah. Duuuuude. BAD demon!

    Metaphysical Demon: this...isn't what it looks like

    Table: ......

    Thedeacon: ......

    Veteran Enforcer: OMG! Veteran Manhunter, you GOTTA come see this! No, not you, Veteran Manhunter, the other one. Yeah, I know, it happens to me too. No no, not you either. The OTHER Vete--BOB, damnit. Get Bob's ass over here and check this out!

    Thedeacon (grabbing Metaphysical Demon by the ear and walking him to the entrance) And don't tell me you're genderless. I've seen the zipper before. Yes sir, I've seen it...

    Metaphysical Demon: It's the evocation nano! it MADE me do it! Gimme another fix baby. I'll follow you this time, I won't hump....that...SEXY table (gives the table a wink and nods his head). cmon deac, one fix. JUST ONE (smacks the crook of his arm where deacon sees a long line of needle track marks)

    Thedeacon: Step number one is admitting you have a problem.

    *to be continued*
    omg LMFAO!!!!

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  9. #9
    /me gets the commitment papers ready for The Deacon.

    The nice men in white coats are on their way for you in the special van Deac.

    X
    Last edited by XtremTech; Dec 18th, 2002 at 16:36:18.
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  10. #10
    *grins at Deacon*

    You intrigue me, in a sick, twisted, deviant way.

    *waits with anticipation to hear the continuation of "Evocation and Furniture - A Demon's Fetish"*



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  11. #11

    In need of hernia surgery...

    My pet humped that table harder than I've EVER seen before. I hate to think where the splinters ended up...
    Deacon, that was one of the funniest posts I've read in a long time

    You'll get either my bill for the hernia surgery or the address of my surgeon to send your demon to hump him

  12. #12

    Exclamation An idea

    You wouldn't have to put your fetish-minded demon on display in front of all those Manhunters and Enforcers, even if it was just Bob! Just take the demon to your apartment and let him do what he will in the privacy of the bathroom. Give him a glow lamp or a refrigerator or even a cactus , just be sure to turn on the fan before you leave the room...
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  13. #13
    Originally posted by Whaambulance
    Hi.

    This is singlehandedly the stupidest post I have EVER read on these forums. Congradulations.
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  14. #14
    Originally posted by TheDeacon/Xcelsius
    My pet humped that table harder than I've EVER seen before. I hate to think where the splinters ended up...

    Metaphysical Demon: You like that b***h? Say my name, yeah say it. Yeah, that's what daddy likes to here

    Table: ......

    Belamorte: Mmmm-MM! that table's gonna have a hard time sitting down tomorrow

    Metaphysical Demon (smacks the table high on the leg): Evoke THIS baby! 200 more to my hump rating!

    Belamorte (taking a seat on the couch and frantically waving its tentacles): Yeah! Yeah! get 'em demon! ooooo yeah. You so crazy.

    Thedeacon (Desperately trying to shoot Veteran Enforcer at point blank range...and missing): Veteran Enforcer, you're a total 'sploiter! I have the barrel of my gun INSIDE your buttcheeks. How can I be missing?

    Veteran Enforcer: Because j00 suXx0r f00. Only a gimp could miss me with half the barrel of an x-3 rifle tickling my colon. But a better question is. Why isn't that pink iguana and the floating testicle helping you?

    Thedeacon: right on, Veteran Enforcer. Hold up a sec (walks into the next room) Hey, what the hell are you guys doi---JESUS CHRIST!

    Metaphysical Demon (zips his lizard skin up): WOAH hey....deacon! glad to see you

    Thedeacon: Dude.

    Veteran Enforcer (stops clubbing deacon): Dude.

    Belamorte (tentacles immediately going into a slack position) um...yeah. Duuuuude. BAD demon!

    Metaphysical Demon: this...isn't what it looks like

    Table: ......

    Thedeacon: ......

    Veteran Enforcer: OMG! Veteran Manhunter, you GOTTA come see this! No, not you, Veteran Manhunter, the other one. Yeah, I know, it happens to me too. No no, not you either. The OTHER Vete--BOB, damnit. Get Bob's ass over here and check this out!

    Thedeacon (grabbing Metaphysical Demon by the ear and walking him to the entrance) And don't tell me you're genderless. I've seen the zipper before. Yes sir, I've seen it...

    Metaphysical Demon: It's the evocation nano! it MADE me do it! Gimme another fix baby. I'll follow you this time, I won't hump....that...SEXY table (gives the table a wink and nods his head). cmon deac, one fix. JUST ONE (smacks the crook of his arm where deacon sees a long line of needle track marks)

    Thedeacon: Step number one is admitting you have a problem.

    *to be continued*
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    **** you are like the funniest person ever i do not seriously think there is one post you have made that i have not laughed at

    *wipes the tears outta his eyes after laughing so hard*
    Last edited by Toxinator; Nov 25th, 2002 at 05:50:09.
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  15. #15

    Talking

    roflmao! Deacon .....u crazy guy =)

  16. #16

    Talking LoooOOOOOOOOoooooL!!!!

    i have never laughs like this before.... is too funny u have resume all the last patch in one hilarous story of u life...

    evocation = viagra for metaphysist demon?? who know
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  17. #17
    Heheh... I want MORE!

    Gunned down the young. Now old, crotchety, and back.

  18. #18
    Seems you have a large fan base Deacon =D
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  19. #19
    Belamorte (taking a seat on the couch and frantically waving its tentacles): Yeah! Yeah! get 'em demon! ooooo yeah. You so crazy.
    That is the funnest thing i have read in this forums. I am sitting in class right now laughing loud and everyone is starting to stare at me . I am gonna put that baby in my sig
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  20. #20

    YEAH !!

    That is really funny .... and soooooo true.

    I nearly choked on my sandwich.

    PLEASE PLEASE post more like this.

    Mezzzmer (USELESS Rimor Crat)

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